Thanks for all the smiling reviews! I'll keep writing, as you seem to find this story enjoyable. :]
Bella logged on
Jacob logged on
Rosalie logged on
Rosalie: Oh no...
Jacob: Oh yes! Wanna hear a joke?
Rosalie: No.
Jacob: Good. What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
Rosalie & Bella: ...
Jacob: You pull the pin and throw it back!
Rosalie: Already heard it. Get some new material if you're trying to be funny.
Jacob: Ok, here's a good one for you. Why does a blonde smile at lightning? ... She thinks she's getting her picture taken, lol!
Rosalie: ...
Jacob: No, don't like it? I got another one.
Rosalie: Your pushing your luck, dog.
Jacob: What's brown, and black & blue all over?
Bella: *mumbles* a certain werewolf if he continues telling too many blonde jokes.
Jacob: ...
Rosalie: What do you call a werewolf with half a brain?
Jacob and Bella: ?
Rosalie: Gifted!
Jacob: You can't turn a blonde joke around like that.
Rosalie: I'm fixing it so it makes more sense. What's the matter, mutt? Can you dish it but not take it?
Jacob: *glares*
Alice logged on
Emmett logged on
Jasper logged on
Edward logged on
Rosalie: I'm out of here.
Emmett: Where you going, Rose? Don't you want to hang out with me?
Rosalie logged off
Emmett: I guess not :(
Edward: She spent her whole night counting skittles with you...just like I did. -_-
Emmett: And I greatly appreciate it.
Edward: You owe me!
Bella: You finished your project?
Jasper: Yes, and apparently Emmett's hypothesis was wrong.
Emmett: I blame Bella for misleading me.
Bella: What?
Alice: Emmett's hypothesis = "Red will rule as it always does"
Jasper: Emmett's results = "Green wins, because it is a cheater"
Jacob: Cool, the green ones are my favorite.
Emmett: Green is the hated enemy of red!
Jacob: Even cooler - like werewolf vs. vampire!
Edward: It makes sense, considering Bella likes the red ones best *grins*
Jacob: That doesn't mean anything...
Bella: I like the red ones because they taste better.
Everyone: ...
Bella: I'm actually talking about the skittles unlike all of you!
Emmett: Whatever you say *smirks*
Jacob: Well, anyway, the werewolf(green) beats the vampire(red).
Emmett: Only through trickery and deception!
Alice: He wrote that on the project too.
Emmett: Well I gotta give them all the facts, don't I? Isn't that what science is all about - facts?
Jasper: Then there's the conclusion he wrote...
Alice: Oh yeah. Emmett's conclusion: "The production line workers at the Skittles factory cannot resist eating the red ones, thereby decreasing their numbers."
Jacob: That's probably true...
Emmett: It is true! That's why it's the conclusion. I don't make stuff up.
Bella: I knew it was something like that.
Jasper: I wonder what our grade will be...
Emmett: A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Alice: Wait, let me check. *looks into future*
-all is quiet-
Alice: Nope, that's not your grade.
Emmett: What?
Jasper: I knew I shouldn't have let Emmett do all the writing. If we fail your dead!
Emmett: I'm already-
Jasper: You know what I mean!
*Edward and Alice laugh*
Everyone but them: What's so funny?
Alice: The grade you got was an A+, just one plus.
Jasper and Emmett: ...
Emmett: Booyah! And you got all mad at me.
Jasper: *mumbles* yeah well you're lucky.
Jasper logged off
Jacob: Who gets an A+ in high school with a project like theirs?
Alice: Luckily they're teacher really likes skittles :]
Bella: That is lucky
Emmett: I'd share some of our luck with you, Bella, but you'd taint it.
Bella: ha. ha.
Alice: No, he's right.
Jacob: I agree.
Bella: Well no one asked you!
Edward: Ok, enough picking on Bella...
Bella: Thank you, Edward.
Edward: ...her luck gives her enough problems to deal with on a daily basis.
Bella: That does it! You are all on my list!
Bella logged off
Jacob: Bella has a list?
Emmett: Ooo, what kind of list?
Jacob: A mailing list?
Emmett: A task list?
Alice: A shopping list? *smiles hopefully*
Edward: Are you all really that clueless?
-silence-
Edward: *sighs* We're on her revenge list.
Alice: How fun! *looks into the future for any sign of pranks*
Jacob: Hey, hey! Look for me! Look for me! Is she doing something to me? Huh?
Alice: Uh oh. She's coming for you first, Jacob. You might want to get ready.
Jacob: OK
Jacob logged off
Emmett: I thought you couldn't...
Edward: She just said that to get him off.
Emmett: Haha, nice
Alice: She's not planning anything...yet. I should go talk to Jasper.
Alice logged off
Emmett: Better watch your girlfriend, bro. You can't read her mind, and Alice won't always be around when your at her house. Sucker!
Emmett logged off
Edward: *sighs*
Edward logged off
Jacob logged on
Jacob: Hey, you can't even see werewolves!- ...Dammit! They tricked me!
Jacob logged off
