Thanks for all the smiling reviews! I'll keep writing, as you seem to find this story enjoyable. :]


Bella logged on

Jacob logged on

Rosalie logged on

Rosalie: Oh no...

Jacob: Oh yes! Wanna hear a joke?

Rosalie: No.

Jacob: Good. What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?

Rosalie & Bella: ...

Jacob: You pull the pin and throw it back!

Rosalie: Already heard it. Get some new material if you're trying to be funny.

Jacob: Ok, here's a good one for you. Why does a blonde smile at lightning? ... She thinks she's getting her picture taken, lol!

Rosalie: ...

Jacob: No, don't like it? I got another one.

Rosalie: Your pushing your luck, dog.

Jacob: What's brown, and black & blue all over?

Bella: *mumbles* a certain werewolf if he continues telling too many blonde jokes.

Jacob: ...

Rosalie: What do you call a werewolf with half a brain?

Jacob and Bella: ?

Rosalie: Gifted!

Jacob: You can't turn a blonde joke around like that.

Rosalie: I'm fixing it so it makes more sense. What's the matter, mutt? Can you dish it but not take it?

Jacob: *glares*

Alice logged on

Emmett logged on

Jasper logged on

Edward logged on

Rosalie: I'm out of here.

Emmett: Where you going, Rose? Don't you want to hang out with me?

Rosalie logged off

Emmett: I guess not :(

Edward: She spent her whole night counting skittles with you...just like I did. -_-

Emmett: And I greatly appreciate it.

Edward: You owe me!

Bella: You finished your project?

Jasper: Yes, and apparently Emmett's hypothesis was wrong.

Emmett: I blame Bella for misleading me.

Bella: What?

Alice: Emmett's hypothesis = "Red will rule as it always does"

Jasper: Emmett's results = "Green wins, because it is a cheater"

Jacob: Cool, the green ones are my favorite.

Emmett: Green is the hated enemy of red!

Jacob: Even cooler - like werewolf vs. vampire!

Edward: It makes sense, considering Bella likes the red ones best *grins*

Jacob: That doesn't mean anything...

Bella: I like the red ones because they taste better.

Everyone: ...

Bella: I'm actually talking about the skittles unlike all of you!

Emmett: Whatever you say *smirks*

Jacob: Well, anyway, the werewolf(green) beats the vampire(red).

Emmett: Only through trickery and deception!

Alice: He wrote that on the project too.

Emmett: Well I gotta give them all the facts, don't I? Isn't that what science is all about - facts?

Jasper: Then there's the conclusion he wrote...

Alice: Oh yeah. Emmett's conclusion: "The production line workers at the Skittles factory cannot resist eating the red ones, thereby decreasing their numbers."

Jacob: That's probably true...

Emmett: It is true! That's why it's the conclusion. I don't make stuff up.

Bella: I knew it was something like that.

Jasper: I wonder what our grade will be...

Emmett: A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Alice: Wait, let me check. *looks into future*

-all is quiet-

Alice: Nope, that's not your grade.

Emmett: What?

Jasper: I knew I shouldn't have let Emmett do all the writing. If we fail your dead!

Emmett: I'm already-

Jasper: You know what I mean!

*Edward and Alice laugh*

Everyone but them: What's so funny?

Alice: The grade you got was an A+, just one plus.

Jasper and Emmett: ...

Emmett: Booyah! And you got all mad at me.

Jasper: *mumbles* yeah well you're lucky.

Jasper logged off

Jacob: Who gets an A+ in high school with a project like theirs?

Alice: Luckily they're teacher really likes skittles :]

Bella: That is lucky

Emmett: I'd share some of our luck with you, Bella, but you'd taint it.

Bella: ha. ha.

Alice: No, he's right.

Jacob: I agree.

Bella: Well no one asked you!

Edward: Ok, enough picking on Bella...

Bella: Thank you, Edward.

Edward: ...her luck gives her enough problems to deal with on a daily basis.

Bella: That does it! You are all on my list!

Bella logged off

Jacob: Bella has a list?

Emmett: Ooo, what kind of list?

Jacob: A mailing list?

Emmett: A task list?

Alice: A shopping list? *smiles hopefully*

Edward: Are you all really that clueless?

-silence-

Edward: *sighs* We're on her revenge list.

Alice: How fun! *looks into the future for any sign of pranks*

Jacob: Hey, hey! Look for me! Look for me! Is she doing something to me? Huh?

Alice: Uh oh. She's coming for you first, Jacob. You might want to get ready.

Jacob: OK

Jacob logged off

Emmett: I thought you couldn't...

Edward: She just said that to get him off.

Emmett: Haha, nice

Alice: She's not planning anything...yet. I should go talk to Jasper.

Alice logged off

Emmett: Better watch your girlfriend, bro. You can't read her mind, and Alice won't always be around when your at her house. Sucker!

Emmett logged off

Edward: *sighs*

Edward logged off

Jacob logged on

Jacob: Hey, you can't even see werewolves!- ...Dammit! They tricked me!

Jacob logged off