Hetalia intro. A chibby Serbia in modern clothes jumps out smiling. "Hey, a new year is here, and with it many more new stories." She leans forward whispering to the readers. "Here is a short preview of what's to come." She moves back and with her arms spread shouts: "Cue the drama!"
Next scene: Pre WW1 period. Serbia clutches her fist in Austria's study room. The frame quickly changes.
Next scene: Now, it's a bar, modern times. She is talking to Israel there. "Palestine is actually a really nice guy. I think you two could actually make it work." Serbia says. Isreal smiles unconvinced.
Next scene: Iryna stands in the school's hallway, looking angry with her arms folded. "Why are you like this? I though you were my friend too?" she criticizes confused Yasna.
Next scene: WW1. Britain and France drink alone in a gorgeously decorated ball room. They cling their glasses.
Next scene: WW2. A maid with brown hair and a slender figure looks inquisitively at Serbia whose face is emotionless. "I need you to do something for me" Serbia says looking out of the window.
Next scene: pre WW1. Prussia teases Austria while young Germany plays with toy soldiers.
Next scene: Modern times. "Is that my cable!" Serbia asks a boy representing *Kosovo.
Next scene: A scene of maps being ripped off.
Next scene: A battle in medieval times. Knights against the Ottomans.
Next scene: Hallways of Versailles filled with nations.
Next scene: A jumble of frames that pass too quickly for us to see.
Next scene: WW1. Serbia looking sickly, with her uniform torn and dirty walks slowly along an icy mountain path. Her cold breath is heard while the frame becomes darker and darker.
Last scene: Young America looking amazed says: "Whoa!"
Author's notes: All of this mess will make sense in context. Please don't make hasty conclusions and, of course, don't believe it blindly. In current affairs, I would like to take this opportunity to say how disappointed I am at the people running international organizations. To them I want to say: "Hi! What's up? Soooo the 100% taxes problem still hasn't been solved. Shouldn't you guys do something about that? I'm sure if you cleaned the dust of the rulebooks you received on your first day of work and actually read the damn thing you would find some solutions. If not, then have a nice day and please don't think about the poor minority in a far away land who have to deal with all kinds of humiliations, including constant thefts and fear for their life because, hey, it clearly isn't your job to do anything useful anyway!"
