Hey boos! Welcome to the first ever Total Drama Remix Aftermath Show! Woot, woot! And don't fret, I'm working on a new chapter of Total Drama Remix itself as we speak! As I speak. Uh as I type. Yeah. Whatever. Anyways.
I uh, I have some bad news. I lost the apps for our hosts. I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO. So, uh, BabySharkAttack (AKA- the creator if Rhett and Camelia), babe, can you possibly resend their apps to me. Just basic info. Actually, love, just message me.
Until then, we have some fill in hosts! Whoo!
Flame on beautiful!
The aftermath set hadn't changed one little bit since its last episode. There was still the giant plasma TV in the background. There was still the velvet couch in which the two hosts would sit while interrogating those who were eliminated. There was still the peanut gallery where the losers would sit, ready to comment or in some cases, throw a hissy fit because they wouldn't get their way.
However, instead of the two surfing lovers seated on the horrendous red couch, they were replaced by a very familiar set of twins, each with dark hair and blue eyes. As well as a live audience in the studio.
"Hey there! Welcome to the first ever aftermath of Total Drama Remix!" The girl's bright voice introduced as the theme music died down.
The boy smiled out at the audience, "I'm Dustin Mendez!"
"And I'm Bella Mendez!" The girl introduced herself, grinning.
"And no, we aren't your permanent hosts. I don't think you want to know what happened to them," Dustin said smoothly, making it hard to tell whether he was joking or not.
Bella quickly changed the subject, "To start off the show today, we're going to take a quick audience and peanut gallery vote to see what scene's we're going to be discussing!"
Dustin nodded, using his sister's shoulder as an armrest, "Now, if you look under your seats for some conveniently placed voting devices, you may begin."
"Shrug off," Bella wrinkled her nose, pushing her brother's arm off of her, "While we're waiting for the votes to come in, why don't we discuss some of the contestants?"
Dustin turned to Courtney, "So, as we all saw, Tallie is quite prideful. Courtney, you were the same way during your stay on the show. What do you think of this girl?"
Courtney scoffed and crossed her arms, "Firstly, I wasn't prideful, I was merely confident in my own abilities. And secondly, I think Tallie is an impudent fiend."
"English?" Bella raised an eyebrow.
Courtney pressed her lips into a firm line, "I think Tallie is a brat."
"There's the language I was looking for!" Bella clapped sarcastically, "Now let's move onto the other twins. Nick and Nate!"
"HOTTIES!" Beth and Lindsay nearly jumped in their seats, clutching hands as they fangirled.
Bella nodded quickly, "I know, right!"
"Speaking of hotties," Dustin cleared his throat awkwardly, "How about Nicolette?"
"Oh wow," Duncan laughed lightly, propping his feet up on the edge wall of the peanut gallery, leaning back, "Spicy."
Trent looked over at Gwen before wiggling his eyebrows himself.
"She compares to my lady LeShawna, and I don't say that often," Harold agreed.
Bella rolled her eyes, "Guys."
"I know, right," Gwen sighed, "Don't act so innocent Trent. I saw that!"
Bella giggled, "Okay, now am I the only one sensing a little something-something going on between Trae and Indigo?"
"I do!" LeShawna raised her hand proudly, "They're going to be a power couple! I sense it, baby!"
Dustin nodded along with her, "And what do you guys think is up with Stuart?"
Heather frowned deeply, "I think he needs help."
"I agree," Courtney spoke up, "I think it was a bit inconsiderate for Chris to put on public television and utterly humiliate him in front of millions of viewers."
Geoff pushed Courtney lightly, "Come on Court, lighten up!"
"Yeah, I think he and Calvin are lots of fun!" Owen agreed, fist pumping.
Izzy smacked Owen's shoulders over and over, "Ooh! Calvin! Explosivo LIKEY! And Liri too!"
"You know who I like?" Cody piped up, "Tom Crews!"
As soon as Cody finished his words, a phone began ringing.
"We're getting a call. Can that even happen?" Bella looked around, confused.
Dustin shrugged. "Answer it!" He called out and the ringing stopped.
"Hello?" Bella called out curiously, and her answer was silence. Every person in the studio looked around, otherwise frozen in anticipation, some not even breathing. Then, very suddenly, raspy breathing came over the line, as if the owner was either very frightened or very upset.
Bella clutched at Dustin's arm and buried her face between his back and the couch.
Dustin patted his sister on the back lightly, and called out again, "Hello?"
The silence came back, but for only a few seconds. And then- "IT'S THOMAS!" And the line was dead.
Nearly everyone screamed or jumped or peed their pants, some even doing all three. The beeping continued for another minute as everyone in the studio tried to steady their heart rate after the shock. Eventually though, everything was silent again.
"Please, don't ever let anyone do that again," Bella finally called out, finding her voice and the crowd murmured in agreement.
Dustin nodded, "And I think, with that, we can check out some of the votes. But how about a commercial break so we can all get a drink and breathe again."
"We'll be right back!" Bella smiled.
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"We're back!" Bella sing-songed to the cameras, "And we've decided we aren't taking any more calls that don't have caller ID!"
Dustin laughed lightly, "Now, up on this screen you'll see the top five moments you guys decided you wanted to discuss!"
"Ranking in at number five, is OUR SCENE!" Bella exclaimed excitedly, "Now if you haven't seen the episode yet, stay tuned to see what we're talking about!"
"That's what Chris says," Teased Looney.
"Said," Corrected Morgan, "He's engaged now."
"ENGAGED?" Bella squealed, "Ohmygosh! That's so exciting! Isn't it exciting Buddy? I think it's exciting!"
"I've noticed," Said Dustin.
"Funny, I don't remember talking to you," Teased Bella, following Buddy up the dock.
Buddy walked up to Chris, and put his index finger on his chest. "Listen up Christopher, you hurt my sister, and I hurt you, got it?" he asked.
"Ruburd!" Morgan screamed at him but Chris just laughed, putting an arm around her.
"Don't worry, I would never do anything to harm Morgan, you should know that by now, Buddy." Chris said.
"Yeah, I know, just-" Buddy started.
"A little brother thing," Bella finished for her boyfriend, lacing her fingers through his.
"Seven minutes! Seven!" Buddy said, aggravated,
"Hey, I hate to break up the love fest but we have NO clue what's going on!" Trae interrupted annoyed.
- line -
With that, the screen faded back to the list and the focus was back on Bella and Dustin.
"Now, I'm guessing most of you probably want to know what we were talking about. Correct?" Bella asked the audience, and she was answered with much agreement.
Dustin rubbed his hands together lightly, "Now, as you all know, that was Morgan, Chris' new fiancée! What you might not know is that I'm currently dating Morgan's sister, Sophie. And Bells, here, is dating Buddy." He finished looking a bit on the irritated side, mentioning his baby sister's love life.
Bella patted Dustin on the cheek, whispering something only he could hear which immediately made him perk up. "That was just our little family bonding moment. Sorry to disappoint you all!"
"Number four," Dustin continued, still smiling from whatever Bella told him, "Is a Clarkson and Stephanie moment!"
Everyone made a mad dash for whatever they could find.
Clarkson got a medium sized water gun, which didn't see too bad. But then, Clarkson caught Stephanie's glance as she was holding a wimpy little water gun.
Clarkson ran over to her and traded quickly. She smiled and ran; meanwhile, Joe had snuck up behind Clarkson and drenched his back.
Once again, the screen faded back to the list.
"Actions really do speak louder than words!" Bella squealed.
Dustin rolled his eyes and smacked Bella lightly in the side. "Don't be such a softie!"
Bella frowned, "You meanie!"
"Yes, yes I am." Dustin laughed, "Anyways. Coming in at number three is the first alliance of the game!"
"Ah, Tallie querido. We're on the same team, you know. If you make an alliance with me, we will surely win." Nate smooth talked, inching toward her.
Tallie raised an eyebrow and laughed, "You're lucky enough to be on the same team as me so I don't destroy you, I wouldn't risk it for a relationship."
Nate shook his head, "You remind me of Heather."
She looked truly offended, "I'm not like Heather. Nicolette is Heather and Tonia is Lindsay, it's obvious."
"Oh really? Who am I?" Nate asked.
"Alejandro, you use women and your Spanish. Your brother is Cody, geeky but in a cute way. Nikki is almost a Beth, but not. Liri is an Izzy. Angela is a Bridgette. I guess Stephanie is a Courtney but in a not so crazy way. Joe is a D.J. Clarkson is almost a Duncan, sorta." She listed.
"Who are you?" Nate shot back.
She smirked, "I'm a Tallie. An original."
"Touché," He laughed, "Tallie, duck!" He yelled as he saw Calvin sneak up behind her with an evil grin and a huge water gun.
Tallie did as Nate told her and he ducked too. As Calvin groaned in frustration, they both darted away.
Tallie ran a hand through her hair, "You know, I'm rethinking the alliance thing."
Nate raised an eyebrow and stuck out his hand, which she shook.
"Don't mess it up," She warned.
"I don't know, bro, I'm just not feeling this girl. She seems suspicious to me," Bella shrugged, receiving a mixed feedback from the audience, "Sorry!"
Dustin shook his head, "I have to disagree. I kind of like her. But what I'm more curious about are some of the comparisons. What do you think?" He asked, gesturing toward the peanut gallery.
"I'm not crazy!" Courtney exclaimed, shushing anyone who tried to argue.
Geoff smiled, "I don't know, I'm seeing the comparison between Bridge and Angela!"
"Yeah, man," D.J. agreed, "I like Joe, a lot actually! He's been my favorite, personally!"
Alejandro shrugged, "I'm much more handsome than that Nate character."
"I like Nikki!" Beth piped up.
"Good to hear," Bella replied, "Now for our number two moment! The secret lessons!"
Thomas wandered around an open area, talking to himself, "I could of judoed whoever attacked me into a coma, but you know I didn't stretch."
"Yeah, that's why. I could teach you Kung Fu if you want," Mickey said from behind him.
Thomas jumped and then blushed, "Heh, heh, I didn't actually realize I was saying that out loud..."
Mickey shrugged, "You were."
Thomas narrowed his eyes, "Thank you captain obvious." Then he turned away from her, looking irritated.
"Any time!" She replied cheerfully, but when Thomas turned back around, she was gone.
"Hm, maybe I should rethink her offer," Thomas mumbled.
"I'd be happy to!" Mickey said again, from behind him.
He jumped, "UGH! I really need to stop saying things out loud!"
"Listen, if I don't go home tonight, we can do lessons," Mickey whispered, grinning.
His eyes widened, "In... secret?"
Mickey laughed, "Whatever floats your boat." Mickey stuck out her hand, "Is it a deal?"
He shook her hand, "Yeah."
- line -
"Now, I want you all the keep in mind, Mickey teaching him defense, which could get her disqualified," Dustin reminded the audience
Bella interrupted him, "But more importantly, they're on separate teams! Now, Mickey seems fairly closed off, correct?"
The crowd agreed.
Dustin raised an eyebrow, "So what do we think would be her reasoning for helping out her enemy?"
"We saw in a confessional that he reminds her of someone," Bella gently reminded her brother, "But who?"
Dustin nodded, "Good question, sister dear."
"Now, should we skip to our number one moment and get this all wrapped up?" Bella suggested as she motioned to the screen.
Joey was running around frantically, hiding behind everything he could. He sucked in his gut and tried to hide himself behind the tree and on a stroke of random luck, Duncan didn't see him. Without thinking, Joey raised his gun and fired, leaving a huge water stain on the entire back of Duncan's shirt, meaning he has won.
Joey was numb in shock as everyone crowed around him, cheering. Duncan looked like he could kill Joey, but calmed down and made his way over to him.
"Good game," he shook Joey's hand.
Joey patted his back, "You're a pretty cool guy, you know?"
"Don't push it," He warned and Joey backed away.
- line -
"Underdog victory!" Bella cheered.
Dustin raised an eyebrow, "So you like an underdog?"
"Everyone likes an underdog," Bella stared at her brother, confused.
"I don't. There are lots of underdogs, and I think if you could see them, you would not root for the martyr," Dustin replied.
Bella looked more confused, "What's your point?"
"These games are to find the strong competitors, not the underdogs," Dustin argued.
Bella sighed, "Look, I'd love to discuss this, but we're incredibly short on time right now."
"Come back next week for a new Aftermath!" Dustin reminded the audience.
Bella waved, "We love you!"
So, there you are! I hope you liked it, guys! So, as I said, your next chapter is being written right now. I'll tell you this, it's being split into two parts. For now, keep on submitting those confessionals! They make it much easier! And while you're at it, why don't you all PM me and tell me a few deep dark secrets about your characters?
With love,
April and Hannah
