Romance of the Three Kingdoms the New Story

Summary: This is the story about the many heroes of Ancient China and their adventures. Rated T for Humor and some jokes.

The history is based on some Dynasty Warriors games and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. This is my first story, I hope you like it! If you like the story, or feel something is wrong and/or can be better, don't feel shy about it and Review! Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

I changed some parts of the story, to make it more funny than the original Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

I changed some parts of the story, just for fun.

Chapter 8: Battle of Xiangyang (Sun Jian's death)

Ryujin Mei: Yeah, sadly he dies here... if only he didn't fell in Huang Zu's Trap...

NOTE: Sorry for not making this one a long chapter, there aren't many memorable moments in this battle except for Sun Jian chasing Huang Zu and being killed and Sun Ce screaming FATHERR!

After the deal with Yuan Shu, Sun Jian agreed to be Yuan Shu's subordinate. There were now 2 groups fighting for supremacy. Yuan Shao's group was conformed by him, Cao Cao and Liu Biao, and Yuan Shu's group, who was conformed by him, Sun Jian and Gongsun Zan. Yuan Shu ordered Sun Jian to attack Liu Biao, who was the new ruler of Jing Province. They met at Xiangyang. Liu Biao appointed his general Huang Zu as the commander for the battle. Meanwhile, Sun Jian was advacing by boats.

Sun Ce: Father! Let me have the forefront!

Sun Jian: Hmmm... This shall be your first battle... I shall expect good things from you!

Meanwhile, Huang Zu initiated an attack on the boats and many of Sun Jian's troops were killed. Despite protest from his generals, Sun Jian kept advancing to Jing Province. When he finished making the Main Camp of his forces, something happened, indicating bad luck. The flagpole or banner of Sun Jian's camp fell with the wind.

Han Dang: The flagpole... This is bad omen... And this strong wind too...

Sun Jian: Hahahaha don't believe in supersticions Han Dang! If we win, we win and if we lose, we lose!

Sun Ce: The wind can blow as fast as it likes! We have only to go through even faster!

Han Dang: Well, if you all say it... I think I can believe you.

Sun Jian: I'm also expecting good things from you too, Han Dang!

Han Dang: Y-yes my lord!

The next day they started to battle with Liu Biao. Sun Jian always had the upper hand because his tactics were better and Huang Zu wasn't very clever.

Huang Zu: SUN JIAN! I Have come for your head! You didn't have to bring your family here! They will all watch how you die!

Sun Jian: No, thanks. I like it where it is now. SILENCE! I will not listen to Liu Biao's lapdog! I will claim this land of Jing in the name of the Sun Family!

Then they fought until Sun Jian gained the upper hand and he fled. He insulted Sun Jian to make him fall into a trap.

Huang Zu: SUN JIAN! Er-hem... Your daughter is a b**ch your wife is a witch your son is a animal he lives with the barbarians and u know what? U gonna lose your life doggg!

Sun Jian: WHAT! Your going to die you pesky little...!

Sun Jian fell for the plot and what he didn't know was that he was going to get ambushed...

Huang Zu: Mwhahaha he fell for it! Ambush units, now!

Sun Jian was ambushed and shot to death. In the middle of the chaos, he saw his son one last time.

Sun Jian: Ugh... Ce... My son... You must lead our family now... Be well and tell your Mother,Brother and Sister that I love them... Though I will die, the Sun family will prevail... Farewell my Son...

Sun Ce: FATHEEERRR! DAMN LIU BIAO! I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE FOR MY FATHER'S DEATH! I WILL KILL LIU BIAO FOR YOU, FATHER!

Thus, Sun Jian died, at the age of 36. He left out a widowed wife, two sons and a daughter. His officers and friends mourned his death. Sun Ce was made his succesor and at first, he wanted to rush into the enemy main camp and kill Huang Zu. His officers convinced him to not rush into the enemy camp and to retreat, to prevent further damage. At the end, he retreated and Liu Biao's side went with the victory. His family also mourned his death. When Yuan Shao heard of his death this was his reaction.

Yuan Shao: SO HE WAS LYING ALL THIS TIME! A nobleman like meee can see even the minor flaw in a lie! Tomorrow we will march to claim the Imperial Seal!

Then Yuan Shao's adviser, Xu You, spoke up

Xu You: My lord! You shouldn't attack Sun Jian's son now! He has the protection of Yuan Shu and he may attack us!

Yuan Shao: Humphh... Forget about it for now.

Dong Zhuo too, was happy for Sun Jian's death because he now had one less enemy to worry about. Yuan Shu cried fake tears. He was in realiy very happy, because Sun Jian was someone who had ambition and wasn't content serving another, like a tiger.

End of chapter 8

Hope you liked it!

Next Chapter is Dong Zhuo's assasination and after that is Dong Zhuo's sucessors (Li Jue and Guo Si's rise)