Disclaimer- I don't own bleach but I do own my OC, Akane Mizugawa.

Sorry it took so long to update, with school and Radcon coming up I haven't had time to really get on the computer.

-One Week Later-

Kenpachi and Yachiru were waiting at senkei gate.

"Where the hell is that girl?" Kenpachi growled.

"I don't know…maybe she slept in or something?"

-With Akane-

"Shit!" Akane yelled running through Seireitei. "I can't believe I slept in. Aw man, Taicho is so going to make me clean the 11th division bathroom again!! I'm a fighter, not a cleaner." Akane was running so fast(A/N: you know, the anime late run thing) that she ran right into Kenpachi. "Oww…"

"Watch where you're goin'." Kenpachi scolded(A/N does he actually scold people? Or just yell?)

"^^' Sorry I am late. So when do we leave?" Akane laughed nervously.

"We were supposed to leave five minutes ago, mommy." Yachiru (A/N: Oh no I forgot is it Yachiro or Yachiru.)

"And you keep calling me mommy because?"

"I already told you that, you are going to marry Ken-chan and then you two will be my mom and dad." Yachiru grinned widely.

"Brat, quit sayin' shit like that. I aint ever gonna get married and that's final." Kenpachi shouted and then he walked into the gate.

"Damnit, wait for me!" Akane yelled running after the two.

-At Urahara's Shop-

Urahara grinned behind his fan. The expressions on Yachiru's and Akane's faces were pretty funny from his view. Yachiru's was like she just won the lottery in candy and Akane's was of dread.

"We are supposed to pose as a WHAT!?" Akane asked/yelled.

"A married couple with an adopted daughter, here are your house keys and enough money to last through this mission, which will be about…..six months."

(A/N: Sorry, I guess I forgot to say that this story takes place right after Aizen (that bastard), Gin and Tousen leave…might help a bit since they have a year till the winter war if I am correct, so yeah basically for the mission, they have to stay in the human world and see if anything odd happens. Normally a captain wouldn't go but the old man thought it would be good for the two to "Spend some quality time together" so yeah ^^)

"Yay, six months with Ken-chan and Raven-chan." Yachiru cheered.

'Well atleast she didn't call me mommy again…' sighed Akane in her head.

"Yachiru-chan, you can't call them that in public, you have to call them mom and dad." Urahara corrected the young vice-captain. He thought the situation was pretty funny so he was going to push his luck as far as it could go. "And you two, "he said pointing at Kenpachi and Akane, "Must act like a loving couple in public also."

'I am going to kill who ever issued this mission…' Akane thought as she let her head fall to the table with a thwap.

"I ain't gonna act all lovey dovey just for some stupid mission!" Kenpachi yelled.

"Well I am afraid you have no choice in the matter, Zaraki-Taicho." Urahara grinned, with his fan still infront of his face.

"Hey, where do we leave?" Yachiro asked. She wanted to see what her bedroom would look like.

"I will write down the directions." Urahara said. After handing them the directions, he helped them with there gigai's, shooed them out and went back to doing whatever it is he does.(A/N: By the way, Kenpachi and Akane are supposed to be married for the mission so they have wedding rings on. Just thought you may want to know)

It was about 1:00pm and a couple passed by the three shinigami. "What an odd couple. And the little girl must be adopted, she doesn't look a thing like them." The man said.

Akane wished she was near a wall so she could hit her head, but seeing as how she wasn't she just sighed. "Well lets get going. Might as well find where we are going to live for the next six fucking months." She said and starting walking in the direction Urahara had told them to go.

Kenpachi grunted and walked so he was slightly ahead of her. Yachiru was on his shoulder of course (A/N: If you have seen one of the bleach endings, I don't remember which one it is, you will know what Kenpachi's outfit is and Yachiro's outfit is. Akane is wearing a black tanktop with mesh sleeves, white jeans with black threading and black converse).

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