Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Piss off!" I moaned.
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Go away!" I whined pulled my blankets over my head.
Bang. Bang. Bang.
"Oh fine!" I yelled and got up and walked downstairs and yanked the front door open "What!" I snapped, there stood Edward with a smirk on his face,
"Did I wake you?" he asked innocently looking at my cluttered form.
"No shit Sherlock" I rolled my eyes and looked behind him I saw Alice sitting in Edwards fancy ass shiny Volvo, "You may as well tell Alice to come inside," I yawned and started to walk away "I need a shower" I muttered to myself, I walked up to my room and grabbed some clean clothes and such and then walked into the bathroom. I had a shower and washed my hair; I then got changed and walked downstairs. I walked into the kitchen and sitting at the table was Edward and Alice.

"Hey" I greeted as walked to the fridge and saw eggs, shrugging I grabbed the eggs and started to fry them up on a pan, I put some toast in a toaster and soon my breakfast was done. I sat down and both Alice and Edward made a face at my food, "I guess vampires don't like eggs?" I asked mockingly raising an eyebrow.
"Uhm . . . no." Edward said "Any human food smells-and tastes- like dirt to vampires" He explained,
I shrugged, and continued to eat, "So what's on the agenda, people?" I asked,
"Well we are going to over to our place to talk" Alice said,
"And that's a valid reason to wake me up at some ungodly hour of the morning?" I asked,
"It's almost ten o'clock." Edward pointed out,
"I didn't get to bed till one in the morning" I grumbled as I polished off my breakfast, I put the dish in the sink and drank a few mouthfuls of juice out of the carton, I found some mints and popped one in my mouth. "Okay, let's roll" I said and went outside, I got in the front seat of the Volvo and Alice got in the back; Edward started to car and we were zooming around the streets.
"You drive like a madman" I observed "I like that" I smiled as he chuckled. In no time at all we were in front of their very large house. We got out and started to walk up the stairs.

I sat down in the living room and Carlisle soon joined us, Jasper was there too with an arm around Alice, I take it he didn't trust me, pffft. "So, what did you want to know?" I asked lounging back in my chair.
"The second guy you killed . . ." Carlisle trailed off.
"Well after Andy I sorta moved out, onto the streets sleeping in homeless teen shelters and such. I only went home every few months, and this guy tried to mug me. As I said, self defence" I shrugged.
"So you didn't use your mind?" he asked and I laughed,
"No. I stabbed him" I said in a 'duh' tone. Carlisle nodded.

"So, tell me about vamps." I started, "I mean do you burn in the sun? Sleep in coffins?" I started with a mocking smile.
"No, we don't sleep" Carlisle said "And . . . we don't burn in the sun," he said, I rolled my eyes
"Well that's no fun" I said, it was Carlisles turn to roll his eyes – this surprised me, the good Doc is capable of impatience.
"Why aren't you at the hospital aren't your patients just dyeing to see you?" I raised an eyebrow mockingly, he sighed
"Yes, I'm leaving in about half an hour" he answered.

"Oh good! Because I have so many more vampire based jokes" I grinned.
"Yes, I have to go get ready though" he said leaving the room, I chuckled to myself.
"Why the glum faces, it's as if someone died" I smirked,
"That's not even funny" Edward said picking up the remote and turning on the TV
"Am I going to get answers, what's so special about you vamps?" I asked,
"Enhanced speed and strength, and I can read minds, Alice and see the future and Jasper can feel and influence others emotions" Edward explained,
"So" I said looking at Jasper "You're like a walking talking chill pill" I smirked,
"Yeah, well you're a mind freak" he retorted,
"Oh, I'm more than just a mind freak" I said flirtingly and added a wink.
"If you've failed to notice, Jasper and I are married" Alice said getting defensive,
"Married? Okay, well I didn't mean anything by it, I swear" I raised my hands in surrender.

Alice still looked miffed, "Chill Alice, despite how I act and the rumours I'm sure that are going around school I'm not a complete slut" I rolled my eyes,
"You called me Alice" She grinned,
"Yes, I'm known to call people by their names every now and again" I rolled my eyes. She came and at by me, Jasper sat at her other side.
"I have something to ask you" Alice said, "You can get information of others by touching their minds" she stated and I nodded "How come you didn't already know about Vampires, you touched Jaspers mind before anyone told you."

"Well, I did touch his mind, but I didn't go into it, it's hard to explain" I said shaking my head,
"Well, I was wondering if you could look into my mind" Alice said I stared at her like she was crazy,
"You want me to look into your mind, you realise that would cause you immeasurable pain" I said, she nodded,
"Yes I know, but I don't know anything of my human life, and I hear that amnesia patients have all the information stored in their brain they just can't reach it, so I was wondering if you could" she finished, I sighed,
"If that's what you really want" I shrugged,
"Yes, please" She nodded,
"Okay, lie back and close your eyes" I tried to sound like I knew what I was doing, but I hadn't the slightest fucking clue, I put my forefinger and middle finger on the centre of her forehead, she jumped up and I pulled my hand away, "Is that uncomfortable?" I asked raising an eyebrow,
"Why did you do that?" she asked,
"Physical contact makes it easier . . . and in people with Physic powers there's a myth they have a third eye on their forehead, It would be easier third eye to third eye, but that might be a bit two awkward" I chuckled,
"Okay" she nodded and relaxed back into her seat, I put my fingers back onto her forehead and I concentrated on reaching out to her mind. I found it but I could really get into her mind, it was like I was walking along then came across a 100 ft high wall. Outside my own mind in which I was now indulged in I could hear Alice whimpering, I tried to break through the wall but I heard her scream and felt her wither beneath me.

"Hold her down, I can't lose contact" I said although my voice seemed far away. I tried breaking through again and she screamed again, well this isn't working I thought and decided to see if I could go around it, I soon found an opening and I was overcome with darkness, I wanted to run, pull away both physically and mentally. Shaking off the fear I tried to push through the fog, and then it all hit my like a canon ball. Every single moment she has ever experienced hit me all at once; to say it was over whelming would be an understatement. I felt myself convulsing a little scream came from my own lips before I felt myself being pulled away.

When I opened my eyes to see Edward's worried golden orbs looking down at me. Shaking myself from my thoughts I looked over to Alice, she looked at me, "I'm sorry" I said and walked over and sat back next to her.
"You didn't see anything?" she asked,
"No, I did. That's why I'm apologising." I said, smirking slightly.
"What did you see?" she asked eagerly.
"Everything" I said running a hair through my tangled bangs, "Everything you've ever experienced, I saw it." I said,
"And?" she coaxed,
"Well . . . you could see the future when you were human" I started, "And your parents put you into an asylum, there you were subject to the shock treatment and baths of ice until you passed out, and when you weren't being 'treated' you were locked in a dark room" I said,
"Oh" she whispered, "Is that it?" she asked,
"Oh your human life, pretty much" I shrugged, "I also saw the rest of your past" I said as my lips twitched in amusement,
"What's funny?" Jasper asked.

My lips twitched more and I couldn't help it, I started laughing, "Y-y-you s-s-s-sparkle!" I choked out before I was overcome with laughter, I put my hand over my mouth in an effort to stop; it didn't work. After I sobered up I said "Sorry, but it's kinda funny, you have to admit" I smirked, Jasper just rolled his eyes, "Kill joy" I muttered, this earned as chuckled from Edward.

"What was with the convulsions?" Jasper asked,
"I have never been hit by that much information before, it was . . . overwhelming" I finished lamely.
"Right" Jasper murmured. And then a very awkward silence filled the room.
"What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes 'quack-quack'?" I asked everyone in the room cheerily,
"What?" Alice grinned playing along,
"Count Duckula" I smirked, and Alice's tinkling laugh filled the room.
"That wasn't funny" Jasper said "And FYI we don't have fangs" he said and I laughed under my breath,
"Did you just say 'FYI'?" I asked chuckling.
"Oh shut up" he snapped,

"Hey, what does it feel like to be demoted from an Army Major to High School Student?" I asked mockingly,
"How do you-" he started but I cut him off,
"I looked into Alice's mind, I know everything she knows, and that means everything about you" I smirked in victory.
"Alice doesn't know everything about me" he smirked right back,
"What don't I know about you Jazzy?" Alice asked looking hurt, I smirked at my handy work,
"Uh . . . I'm allowed secrets" was his lame comeback,
"I have no secrets with you" Alice stood up and stormed off upstairs, Jasper followed quickly behind, I snickered,
"Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done" I said dusting off my hands and crossing my arms over my chest proudly.
Edward chuckled "I don't think the fights going to last long, but good work" he smiled a crooked smile.

I sighed happily "It's always known my work is appreciated"
"Yes, any other vampire based jokes?" Edward asked sitting down next to me,
"oh, yes so many more" I grinned mockingly, "But really sparkling?" I laughed "That's just cruel, and not very threatening to say the least" I smirked,
"Are you saying I'm not threatening?" he asked and raised an eyebrow.
"That's exactly what I'm saying" I bit my lip and raised both my eyebrows,
A fierce growl came from his lips and I laughed,
"Ooo, so scary" I said sarcastically. And then he shot up at a speed I didn't think was possible and spun me up with him, and then I was flying. Well it felt like flying. Then it stopped and we were outside, behind the Cullen house. I laughed, "That was awesome" I grinned,
"So you're not scared?" He asked, a little disappointed,
"Impressed, yes. Scared, not so much"

"Well," he sniffed,
"Oh cheer up, you'll go batty if you sulk all the time" I chuckled.
"Not funny, and we can't turn into bats" He said,
"Is anything from the movies true then?" I asked sitting down on the slightly damp grass,
"Well, no not really, but we do drink blood" He said,
"If that was another tactic to make me scared, it isn't working."
He sat down next to me, "It wasn't, my family and I . . . we are different from others of our kind, we survive of animal blood instead of human" he explained,
"Nice" I nodded. "What do you get if you cross a vampire and I midget?"
"What" he sighed,
"A vampire that bites you in the knee caps" I announced, and he rolled his eyes, "It seems you don't like my sense of humour" now I rolled my eyes.
"No, it's very tasteless" he said
"Would you rather AB Positive?" I asked,

"Stop with the vampire jokes"
"Make me" and then he pounced a growl coming from his lips he had me pinned on the cold grass, he looked down staring into my eyes. He let out a breath and it blew into my face. I stared into his golden eyes and it seemed they were never ending, I didn't even notice as he leaned down his lips were just about to graze mine when I came back to reality. I pushed him away, at first he didn't budge so I said "Get the fuck off me!" I said and pushed him again.

He got off me and sat back on the grass, "What the fuck was that!" I yelled at him standing up.
"Bella I-I'm sorry" he stuttered and started to stand up,
"No, just stay the fuck away from me" I sneered and started to walk off,
"At least let me drive you home" he said easily catching up to me,
"I'd rather walk" I growled and walked faster I started to walk down the dirt drive. When someone grabbed my wrist, I spun around, "Listen, leave me the fuck alone. I don't want anything to do with you, you hear me? Nothing!" I stressed the word 'nothing' and stormed off. He didn't come after me.

When I got to the highway I started my way to forks, I stuck out my thumb. Soon a car slowed and I jogged up to it, I poked my head in the window "Hey" I said,
"Hey Bella" Jacob smiled,
"Little young to drive?" I smirked,
"No, I turned 16 a while back, need a lift?" he asked,
"Yeah, that'd be awesome, could you take me home?" I asked,
"Sure, jump in" he answered,

I yanked open the door and slipped into the car, the ride was silent and soon I was home. I went inside and found a frozen meal in the freezer I put it in the microwave and leaned against the counter as I thought about that happened today. Stupid Cullen.