Know Your Stars: HP Style!

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WARNING: THERE IS GOING TO BE ANIME/MANGA CHARACTERS COMING IN FROM RANDOM ANIME/MANGA'S!


Ok! Here are the votes:

Remus J. Lupin: 2

Luna 'Looney' Lovegood: 2

Sirius Black: 1

Neville: 1

Voldemort/Mcgonagall wedding: 1

So I guess I have to do... Lupin and Luna! The V/M wedding will be in the next chapter, Sirius and Neville will be in the next chapter as well!


Victim #1: Luna 'Looney' Lovegood!

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... Luna Lovegood... she wants to marry Naruto from the Anime/Manga 'Naruto'.

Luna: Who is this 'Naruto'?

Yellow smoke appears and Naruto from 'Naruto' came out of the smoke.

Naruto: Believe it!

Luna Lovegood... is getting married to Naruto after the Voldemort/Mcgonagall wedding.

Luna: When I find you...

Naruto: Come on... you are kinda cuter than Sakura. BELIEVE IT!

Luna: Oh hell.

Naruto... get away from Luna.

Naruto: But she's cooler than Sakura.

Ok. Now you know Luna Lovegood, who is getting married to Naruto after the M/V wedding.

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!

Naruto and Luna leave. Naruto goes to the Crazy House until the next chapter. Lupin comes in and sits down.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... Lupin... wants to get married to Kakashi Hatake from Naruto.

Lupin: Who's Kakashi Hatake?

Kakashi is brought in by security.

Hey Kakashi...

Kakashi: What?

Lupin here wants to marry you.

Kakashi walks up in front of Lupin.

Kakashi: Sorry, I'm not gay.

Kakashi leaves reading his book.

Lupin: I never said that!

Yes you did.

Tape recorder: (In Lupins' voice) I always wanted to marry Kakashi Hatake from Naruto.

See?

Lupin: That wasn't even me! You paid someone to say that, then you called me in the middle of the night asking me what I would never say in my life.

No I didn't.

Lupin: ...

See? Admitting that your in denial is the first step to everything. Now back to your tormenting... Lupin... wants to marry Sasuke Uchiha and Itachi Uchiha from Naruto.

Lupin: Where do you get these lies?!

I have my ways to finding dirt about the people I torture. Now you know, Lupin who is getting married to Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha in the next chapter.

Lupin: They don't know me! Those were all lies!


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