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Tifa: Hmm…due to my bad memory, I'm thinking about playing the whole game all over when I get bored.

Hikari: Sweat drop That has GOT to be the most stupidest idea ever… Oh! And to all the Final Fantasy X readers right now, I am Hikari-chan aka Hikki-kun! Bow Please to meet ya!

Tifa: Rolls eyes She's only an extra, my other self in chibi.

Hikari: Aaw. Tifa-chan's jealous.

Tifa?! WHAT? ME! JEALOUS? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT LIE IS THAT!

Hikari: You're also getting a scary anime face on! xD

Tifa: Grr… I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY! Grabs a stick from the ground and starts chasing Hikari around
Hikari: Runs away Please enjoy this chapter of Final Fantasy X, Unlimited Edition, onegai!

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Act 8: To Luca

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(Tidus and the gang exits Kilika Forest. Be sure to check around for extra treasure chests and what-not's before leabing the island. You may also do some shopping on the way out from this old woman on the side where there's a hut with a treasure chest in the middle. Then board the ship to be on your way to Luca)

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It is nighttime. Tidus is below deck with the rest of the Besaid Aurochs in their cabin. He gets up to walk around. And I think that there is a treasure chest in the back…or that may be in the Luca Goers' cabin. But any who…exit the cabin to be greeted by a strange man

Man: Comes up to Tidus Aah. What strange clothing you got there. Starts examining him

Tidus: Huh?

Man: Ack. Filthy, filthy. Nope, that isn't gonna do.

Tidus: Hey? Since when did I hire you to be my maid?

Man: … 'Maid'? Do you know who you're talking to?

Tidus: I don't know. But if my clothes are dirty, then you gotta do the laundry for me. Here. Starts stripping off his clothes

Man: ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Tidus: Uh…you did say that they were 'filthy', right?

Man: Yes, and what of it!

Tidus: Then clean them for me! Here's the laundry money… Takes out 10 gil and gives it to the guy. Then bends down in his boxers to pick up his clothing and stuffs them in the man's arms Here. Don't come back until there's not ONE piece of lint on it!

Man: … Umm…ok… Walks away and snickers Sucker…

Tidus didn't know it, but he had just helped pay 10 gil of this guy's debt!

Tidus: Now I'll just wait until he comes back… Leans against his cabin door to await the man's return with fresh, clean clothes

(Tidus stands there, in that same spot, waiting for exactly half an hour until Yuna, Wakka, and Lulu comes down from deck)

Yuna: Hey! You! Where the heck have you been? …And why are you in your boxers? Oo

Tidus: Oh, this guy said he'll wash my clothes cause they were filthy. And it's been half an hour already.

Lulu: Umm…Tidus…you do know that there's no laundry room on this ship, right?...

Tidus: …A wha?

Wakka: No clothes-cleaning room on floating vehicle!

Tidus: I understand what a laundry room and a ship is, Wakka! Glares at him

Wakka: Heheh. Good. I thought that it might be just the toxin. xD

Tidus: … So…dude comes up to me, takes my clothes when there's no laundry room, and just disappears somehow?

Lulu: The ship doesn't land until morning at the piers in Luca. There's no way that the man already disembarked.

Wakka: Let's send out a search group and look for this guy!

Tidus: Yeah! I'm freezing in my undies. Shivers

All: … Sweat drop

Yuna: Err…earth to people! Tidus was late for the scene upstairs for half an hour already! Can't he make do without his clothes?

Lulu & Wakka: Oh yeah… Looks at Tidus

Tidus: … What? You guys expect me to march up on deck without my clothes and be made fun of? Pssh. You wish.

Lulu, Wakka, & Yuna: … Keeps looking at him and then gets closer with their hands out

Tidus: Wait. Wait! OO I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE RAPED! Cries while wrapping himself up in a ball

All: Sweat drop

Man: Hey! Comes back, still with the dirty clothes in hand

Tidus: HEY! Bounces up and glares at him Where were you? Did you know that there is NO laundry room on this ship!

Man: Whoa, whoa! I know that there isn't! I looked for one everywhere! So, here. Hands him back his clothes Sorry, mate. I tried.

Tidus: … Takes clothes back Heheh. And to think! I was going to murder you too! Puts them back on Oh, what's your name?

O'aka XXIII: O'aka XXIII, Merchant Extraordinaire!

Tidus: Huh?

O'aka XXIII: Sighs Guess I'm not that all popular here in Spira. Say…how about helping O'aka here with a little "debt"? Wait, you already did. So, too-ta-loo! Runs away

Tidus: … ? I already did? OO … OH YEAH! HEY! MY TEN GIL! THAT'S ALL I HAD!

Yuna: Wait, whaddya mean "all you have"? oO

Lulu & Wakka: Yeah!

All: Crowds around him once more

Tidus: Umm…uh… I blew the other 10,000 we all saved up for Potions… Laughs nervously

All: …

Wakka: May I speak first?
Lulu & Yuna: Nods

Wakka: Ahem. … YOU SPENT ALL OUR $(&&#&$&$&& 10,000 GIL ON SOME MEASLY $&$($&(&$&($$&$$ POTIONS! WHAT THE $(&$&$$)!&#$ IS WRONG WITH YOU? HUH! WERE YOU ON A (&&(&(&#(&(#&( HANGOVER TODAY?

Tidus: …Umm…maybe? Heheh… Oh! Look at the time! I'm 40 minutes late for the scene now! Heh… DIRECTOR-SAMAA! Runs away

Wakka: Hey! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
All: Runs after Tidus and chases him around the ship

Director: Hmm…it's always Tidus getting tortured in this fic. I like it. D

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Act 8, Scene 4, Take 221. Yuna, Wakka, and Lulu kept beating Tidus up for spending 10,000 Gil for Potions.

Tidus walks up the stairs to enter the deck. He passes by some stairs and sees Wakka & Lulu conversing. He goes part-way up to listen in

Wakka: ….So, Yuna thinks he's from Zanarkand?

Lulu: That's what she said that he told her.

Wakka: But Zanarkand was destroyed 1,000 years ago… There's no way he could've just popped out here! Gasps UNLESS!-

Lulu: Turns around to glare at Wakka If you say that Chappu can just "POP" out here like Tidus did, I'm going to wring your neck and throw you overboard!

Wakka: … Shuts up
Tidus turns to leave, but the two continues

Lulu: She also said that he is Sir Jecht's son.

Wakka: 'Sir Jecht'!

Lulu: Mmm hmm.

Wakka: But, that's impossible, right?

Lulu: Well, Yuna thinks that it's fate that they have met. And that he also hates him.

Wakka: Hmm. To hate your own parents, sounds like a luxury to me. I can't even remember my parents!

Lulu: I…was 5 then, so I remember a little.

Again Tidus turns to leave, but they continue again

Wakka: Punches ground Damn! Why does Sin always have to take everything away!

Lulu: …

Wakka: But say, why does Yuna want to keep him close by anyway? He's a great guy and all, but he's a newbie against fiends.

Lulu: It's like asking you why you brought him here.

Wakka: Hey, I couldn't say no, ya? The guy need our help!

Lulu: Maybe if we take him to Luca…you think he'll recognize anyone from where he came from?

Wakka: I guess… So, whaddya wanna do? Just dump him at Luca?

Lulu: We have no choice, do we?

Wakka: Yeah, but…

Lulu: That's enough, Wakka.

The two have finally finished their conversation. You can go upstairs to talk to either of them, but it's full of nothing-ness then. xD So head to the front of the deck to see a blitzball. Here, you'll have to complete the Jecht Shot. If you don't complete it, it's alright. But if you do complete it, Wakka'll throw a ball at you and ask you to show him that again. And this move can be used later on in any blitzball games. I'll just do the scenario on when he misses.

Tidus: Damn… Turns to see Yuna, who had been watching him the whole time Oh.

Yuna: That was…the Jecht Shot, wasn't it?
Tidus: Yeah, how do you know?

Yuna: Rolls eyes Cause OBVIOUSLY, he showed it to me, you dolt!

Tidus: …

Yuna: … And I came here for the tutorial before you started. xDD

Tidus: Ooh… Ok.

Yuna: He called it the "Sublimely Amazing Jecht Shot, Mach 1"… He said there were also 2 others.

Tidus: Hah. Goes over to the railing and sits on it You know, there was never a "Jecht Shot, Mach 2", or a "Jecht Shot, Mach 3". They were just made up to get the fans hooked on so they'll come back the next night.

Yuna: Walks up to him So, about Sir Jecht, why do you hate him so?

Tidus: Uh…cause I felt like it maybe? Why don't you shut up with the questions already? DON'T YOU NOW THAT THEY'RE KINDA ANNOYING?

Yuna: … Glares HEY! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO, HUH! I'M YUNA, THE GREAT ANIMAL MASTER CALLER TAMER! YOU'RE ONLY HERE CAUSE WAKKA PICKED YOU UP FROM THE SHORES OF BESAID LIKE A LOST PUPPY! AND IF HE DIDN'T, YOU WOULD STILL BE THERE, SHAVING COCONUTS FOR HIM AND HIS POSSE!

Tidus: OO Y…you're lying! Eyes start tearing

Yuna: Nope. That's why Wakka brought you along with us, to shave coconuts for him to drink.

Tidus: OO WAKKAAA! Looks up to where Wakka would show up

Wakka: Ya?

Tidus: IS WHAT SHE SAID TRUE! YOU ONLY BROUGHT ME ALONG TO MAKE COCONUT MILK FOR YOU?

Wakka: What? Didn't you hear me and Lu's conversation?

Tidus: … M…maybe!

Wakka: Rolls eyes Whatever.

Tidus: Wait! Don't leaveee meeee! '(

Yuna: Rolls eyes So, why do you hate Jecht?

Tidus: Sniffs and wipes tears away Cause Daddy…he was always out, never came back home. That's what made Mommy said all the time.

Yuna: Uh huh…

Tidus: Blitzball, was much more important to him than my mother and I, I guess. My old man, he was such a whore!

Yuna: But the Sir Jecht I met was a kind and gentleman! That probably wasn't the reason anyway!

Tidus: So? I hate him!

Yuna: But Sir Jecht-!

Tidus: Like I care? He's MY old man, so I get the right to hate him! SO SHUT UP BRASKA'S GIRL!

Yuna: … IF MY DAD DIDN'T BAIL YOUR DAD, HE'D BE DEAD IN BEVELLE ALREADY!

Tidus: SHUT UP! IT'S CAUSE HE WAS DRUNK.

Yuna: I know that.

Tidus: Breathes in deeply and then looks at Yuna So, what's up with your dad?

Yuna: Well, I never hated him even if he was away from me.

Tidus: But, isn't like all this pressure of being High Summoner Braska's daughter all like, nerve-wracking? Don't you ever feel like breaking down?

Yuna: Yes, it's true, that being my father's daughter and following in his footsteps will be quite hard, but it also gives me hope. Everyone has faith in me because I am my father's daughter, and because of what I can do, despite that fact. Being able to live up the name of Lord Braska, High Summoer, who, with his two guardians, Sir Jecht and Sir Auron-…

Tidus: Wait! Auron? You know Auron? Jumps up from where he's sitting

Yuna: Nods Yes, I met him the exact day I met Sir Jecht.

It can't be…the Auron that she knows, is the same one that I know- from Zanarkand.

Yuna: Since tomorrow's the big game at Luca, there's bound to be some people you know there. Maybe even Sir Auron!

Tidus: Hmm…true… And hey, how come you're not so ego-maniac right now?

Yuna: Huh?

Tidus: I mean, right now, we've been talking for awhile, and you haven't mentioned one thing about "ruling the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA", yet.

Yuna: Uh…didn't I tell you that I was the "Great Animal Master Caller Tamer" just before we started this whole convo?

Tidus: … Thinks

Yuna: Sighs This can take awhile…

(Tidus thought about whether if she said that before or no for an hour…)

Tidus: ……..

Yuna: Yawns

Tidus: Starts to say something, but a ball hits him in the ribs Oww! Looks up in Wakka's direction to see him waving

Wakka: Time for bed, children!

Tidus: Stupid dad…

Yuna: Hah.
And so, as the two runs off to the cabins, Tidus quickly runs upstairs to throw the ball at Wakka and starts beating him up. Lulu tries desperately to stop Tidus with some Fire spells, but ends up burning Wakka as well.
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Tifa: Hahah! Stupid Tidus! But poor Wakka!

Hikari: Shrugs and sips some tea It's nah our fault that Wakka hit him and that Tidus's fuse is as short as a ticking bomb, right?

Tifa: Umm…yea! Of course! xDD;;

Hikari: Ooh! And I also wanna say that Gackt-san is uber sexy! )

Tifa: I know he is! D Right now, I'm watching Gackt's BLACK STONE Music Video (MV).

Hikari: He looked even hotter than usual with that long hair of his!

Tifa: I KNOW! And… Starts yammering away about Gackt
Hikari: Oh! And thanks for reading Act 8 of Final Fantasy X, Unlimited Edition! Bai bai! D