A/N: Holy crap, it's been 5 YEARS! I'm so sorry. I'm back into fan fiction and am replaying FFVII due to THE REMAKE EXCITEMENT! Anyway, if anyone is interested, I started a new fic about what would happen if Vincent had prevented Sephiroth from going apeshit. It's also a Seph/Oc. So, ya. Head on over if that's caught your attention. I shall hopefully be continuing this, so leave questions for the Yuffster!

So it turned out to be Vincent. Needless to say I FREAKED THE HELL OUT! WHAT WAS HE DOING? APOLOGISING?

Basically he was all like, 'I'm so sorry, Yuffie, I didn't realise you felt so deeply about someone. It was none of my business.' And I'm just kind of like, 'SOMEBODY?' He obviously was STILL clueless. What is he smoking? How has he not realised? I promptly gave him a stupid smile and then slammed the door in his face.

I'm not good at confrontation. Anyway, to change the topic and help me forget my eternal misery. QUESTIONS!

aichioluv SAYS, not asks, argh, go away yuffie! you're the most annoying person in the entire party. posting everything up on your blog like some high school kid and thinking that no one will read your blog. what if vincent sees it, huh? betcha didn't think about that, did ya?

Oh, honey. Say that to my FACE! I KNOW people are reading my blog, because why the hell not? It's AWESOME! And about Vinnie seeing it? Pfft, he didn't have a phone until recently. He probably doesn't know what the internet is!

Evil rules asks, have you ever got to meet genesis?

Um…. I think you should take that as a no? Never heard of the dude/dudette?

muriel asks, Have you ever indulged in a cat-fight?

HA! Me? In a cat fight? Psssh, I'm the White Rose of Wutai, I'm more dignified than that. Pfft. Nope. Never.

mike asks, Do you sing in the shower? If you do, what do you sing?

Bro, you ain't ever heard anything like it. I've got a voice like an angel. It would make you cry. So beautiful, so lovely. My favourite song to jam to would have to be Hollaback Girl. Think it really suits my voice. FEW TIMES I BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT COS I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GUUUUUUURL

ryan asks, will you get Reno to call me? he slept with me and never called me.

Hun. I'm really sorry to break it to you, but he's probably never going to call. He's a dickhead. Shall I thwack him for you next time I see him?

Barret Wallace asks, why have you been teaching my daughter?

Oh Barret. Dear old Barret. Must you REALLY ask me this question. She's going to be a ninja. Her fate has been decided. By me. Nyahahahaha.

evel asks, are you good at drinking?

See, this is the type of question I don't mind answering, but probably won't answer honestly.

I'm a great drinker. I don't get drunk. I don't even get a hangover.

rosso thecrimson asks, aren't you aware that vincent is mine?

OKAY LISTEN TO ME LADY. VINCENT DOES NO BELONG TO YOU. He doesn't belong to me either, for your information. He will come to me willingly. He'll fall at my feet and confess his undying love to me and how he hates you with every fibre of his being. Ha. There.

ivo asks, why are there all the rumors about cloud being gay?

Pfft, I have no idea who spread those rumours. Whoever did obviously did it before he got married though. I mean, I don't know who did that but it sure wasn't me. Heh.

austin asks, is it true rude works part time as a stripper?

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I would pay good money to see this. 'Next onto the stage; he's shy, mysterious, and has a never ending supply of sunglasses and a stick up his butt, IT'S RUDE!' Wouldn't you like to see what's behind those glasses. Are his eyes a deep sapphire or a chocolate brown that stares into your soul? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT CAN ONLY BE ANSWERED IN A STRIP CLUB! Or I could just ask him I suppose, but he'll probably just grunt at me.

great one asks, is it true that at the WRO xmas par you got drunk,stared dancing on a table and seduced reeve?

Okay. Firstly, yes, I was drunk. It happens to the best of us and there was this incredible mulled wine that Reeve made in his pressure cooker. And yes, I did dance on one or two tables. It wasn't just me though! The floor was sticky and the table seemed a more reasonable place to dance. Lastly, I did NOT seduce Reeve. Not then and not ever. Reeve is like that older brother that disapproves of almost everything I do. I don't seduce my older brothers. That kiss was strictly platonic.

order 66 asks, do you think that marlene and denzel love each other romantically?

Whoa. They're kids. I don't think they know what loving or even LIKING someone romantically is like yet. I do sense those two being together in the future.

drunk dude asks, what is shera like when she gets angry?any funny stories bout that?

Okay. So, Shera is like my mom. She's amazing. And she makes incredible stew. But she is hilariously scary when she's angry. It's almost always at Cid of course. One time he made a 'woman make a sandwich in the kitchen' joke and she flew off the hinges. He had a massive bruise on his forehead for a good week after she threw the bread board at his head. But she makes really good stew and I love her.

battlestar98 asks, did you ever fancy cloud?

Well. When I first met the crew I did think to myself, 'oooh who is this brooding guy with incredible eyes and hair' but then after five minutes in his company I realised three things. Firstly, he had his eyes on Tifa. Secondly, he had his eyes on Aerith. And thirdly, he was stupidly cranky over everything and didn't seem to appreciate my enthusiasm. What a turn off. At least Vinnie stays silent when he, rarely now, gets annoyed with me. He finds it endearing, I just know it.

GeneralSephiroth asks, has tifa and cloud chosen a name yet? I heard a rumor they were going to name it after me.

LAWL! I highly doubt their going to inflict the name 'psychopathic asshole who belongs in a shampoo advert' on my godchild. I'm trying to convince them that Yuffie is a great name for a girl and would be an amazing tribute to the famed White Rose. I think they're fixed for Zack if it's a boy though, and Aerith for a girl. They're sentimental like that.

now you're a man asks, have you and tifa ever kissed?

You guys have weird usernames. Have I ever mentioned that? But alas, to your question. There may have been a peck on the lips. But there was also alcohol involved and an absolutely hammered Cid who promised me half of his materia stash if a convinced Teef to do it. I don't know why, but he was so sure that we wouldn't do it. I know own five of his mastered materia. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. I remember Cloud having a really odd expression on his face. Couldn't tell you what he was thinking, but it was probably along the lines of 'I am learning so many new things about my to-be wife.' Nanaki just tilted his head as if to say, 'wut?'. Good times, good times.

curious guest asks, What makes a man?is it the power in his hands?is it his quest for glory? is it the woman in his arms? or is it the way he fights every day?

Damn bruh, so deep. What makes a man? Hmm, let me see. I would definitely say not the power in his hands. And not his quest for glory. That usually makes them self centred assholes and they're not fun. Ahem, Sephiroth. I think the woman in his arms does help. I mean, what IS a man without a woman? A bumbling babbling band of baboons? Everyone needs someone as their rock, their anchor. I think most men are afraid of admitting that. And of course, each man has a different way of fighting. I think whatever way they fight, really defines them as a person. God, so deep.

dunham rules asks, is it true that vincent got you pregnant?

Dude, have you even been READING my blog? He thinks I'm in love with someone else! I have a tendency recently of punching him and slamming the door in his face! No, I am not pregnant, and it most certainly isn't by Vinnie. Haha, imagine. Vincent as a dad. Nawh, he'd be so cute holding a baby. OOH I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO HOLD TEEF'S BABY! We'll see then if he'd ever made daddy material. Not that I want him to be one. Stop, you're making me flustered. Ugh.

senile naruto asks, do you think vincent has a leather fetish?

Ahahahahaha lawl. I dunno man. He sure does seem to like it. He doesn't come across as someone who'd have a fetish though. Don't ask me why. The concept, while funny, doesn't really suit him.

Sonya-Valentine (are you a relation to Vinnie? If so, please never mention this blog exists.) says, *cough cough* what is this talking about going after Vincent...? How do you know he'll be interested...? ANYWAYS! The questions! 1. How much treasure did Zack get for you? 2. What was the stupidest thing you have made Tifa, Cloud, Barret, Cid, Vincent, Red XIII, and Cait Sith do? (answer for each)

Pfft, Vinnie would be a fool to resist the Yuffster. Like, who WOULDN'T be interested? I'm a PRINCESS. Okay so, question 1. Zack got a good amount of things for me. Well, for himself, but I stole it. I mean, I needed it for my country. I'm a PRINCESS. Anyway, it wasn't enough to make much of a difference. But I tried. 2. Okay, for Tifa, I'd have to say naming a cocktail after me. You should have heard me. 'I'll take a Yuffie on the rocks, darling.' Nyahaha. You have NO idea how long it took me to convince her. For Cloud… oh come on, I've already told you that story. HE SHAVED HIS HEAD. I once got a barrel of paint and told Barret it was a thing that helped make guns shiny. He then proceeded to dip his arm into and when it emerged, it was bright pink. What an idiot. I had to hide for days. Cid, I've told you that story too. Although there have been many more stories along those lines. I've tricked him into using salt instead of sugar in his cereal, changed his cigs for look alikes that were party poppers, he sat down in a chair I had rigged to break, he even fell for the cling film in the door one. What an idiot.

I still haven't got a story for Vincent. Seriously. When I do, ya'll will be the first to know.

Nanaki is quite hard to trick as well seeing as he's so damn smart. But I had read that dogs and cats don't react well to citrus fruits (I'm not saying he's a dog or cat but I was pretty sure they shared some traits), as in they get gassy, so I snuck some orange peel into his food one night. We had to evacuate the room. Poor him. He couldn't escape the smell of his farting. Cait Sith is REALLY hard to trick cos you know, robot. But I've tricked Reeve, does that count? I put blue food dye in the carton of milk in his fridge and when he poured some out and saw it was blue he went and rang the company who produced it and started ranting and raving about how incredibly terrible it was because he was convinced it had gone blue because of the plastic it was in and that it was bad for the environment and blah blah blah. Now that I look back on it, I feel bad for the staff of the company.

cyberiat asks, do you think cloud stife and rufus shinra could be half brothers?

Okay I think this is probably one of the more farfetched ones out there. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say no. I mean, they're from completely different worlds. I can't see any of the Shinras going out to Nibelheim and as far as I know Cloud's family had never been in Midgar. He'd probably throw up if I asked him. I don't think he likes Shinra very much. I've NO idea why.

That was sarcasm btw. Just in case you didn't get it.

So, my lovelies. It was great to hear from you once again. Ya'll make me happy with your weird and sometimes down right creepy words. But alas, you make me smile in this dark and cruel world. I shall update you on the going ons in my life soon.

SEE YA SUCKS,

~Yuffster