Here already! Wow! I think I'll do one more, and then I'm done for the night.

Enjoy Up the Creek!


An old camping favorite…

Geoff: We've gotta pour what? (Bridgette smacks her forehead)

Chris: "Portage"... (as a fly flies into Geoff's left ear and exits out of his right ear) Dude... walk with your canoe.

Geoff: Oh.

Is done by the campers…

(in confessional)

Cody: Chris told us to pick a paddle partner. It was time for me to make my move. If I could just get Gwen alone for five minutes, I knew I could woo her with my manly charms.

Who trek to an island…

Chris: Legend has it, that if you take anything off of the island, (dramatic voice) you'll be cursed forever!

Owen: Yeah, a cursed island! Whoo! (awkward silence)

Chris: Now, get in your canoes and let's have some fun!

Owen: Yes!

Through tons of drama…

Cody: So, do you wanna go out sometime?

Gwen: No.

Cody: How about Friday night?

Gwen: Uh, no.

Cody: Saturday's fine with me. How about Saturday?

Gwen: I'm never going out with you, ever!

Cody: Ok. Fine. Jeez. So... Is Sunday out of the question? (Gwen twirls her paddle like a baton and rams it against Cody's groin)

Cody: (strains) Uh... Got it...

Cody: (in confessional) Ok. Maybe she wasn't quite ready for the Code-meister.

Cody: (real life) (keels over) (loud sigh)

Thanks to one camper…

LeShawna: (to Izzy) You cost us the game! You are dead!

Izzy: Right, okay, you are so lucky my license to kill is currently expired.

The opposing team wins…

Geoff: You'll have to go ahead without me... (Courtney starts to walk away, but DJ grabs her)

DJ: We're not leaving any man behind. Not on my watch!

And their team loses…

Lindsay: Trent's stuck! I'm coming, Trent!

Trent: No, don't! (Lindsay jumps in)

Lindsay: (gasps) I'm stuck, too! I so didn't see that coming.

And a camper is put on the run…

RCMP Officer: (from a helicopter) Izzy! We know you are down there! You are under arrest! (a searchlight tries to spot Izzy)

LeShawna: You mean all that trash you were talkin' was true?

Izzy: No, just the RCMP part. See ya! (Izzy goes psycho while the helicopter's searchlight immediately focuses on her)

Izzy: (to RCMP) You'll never get me ALIVE! (laughs hysterically and runs off, with the RCMP in hot pursuit)

Up the Creek

(scenes flash: Trent and Cody talking, Lindsay and Trent in quicksand, Cody swinging on a vine, Izzy and LeShawna in the canoe, Geoff with an injury, and Izzy running from the helicopter.)

Coming soon…

Cody: Monster beavers!


Boney Island is such a cool place.

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