Travelling through time, one event caught my eye. It was the day Phineas and Ferb built a Platypus themed roller coaster. It was also the day when Emily Kinney and Ferb Fletcher reunited. This seemed interesting.

I teleported inside Phineas and Ferb's house. Luckily, no one saw me. I saw Ferb and Emily reuniting with each other. Using my scanning goggles, I probed into Ferb's memories and found two video clips that caught my attention. I reviewed them. One had Ferb and Emily playing when they were toddlers. I realized this was also when they first met. The second video clip showed Ferb and his father leaving Britain and Ferb and Emily were saying goodbye to each other. It was sad.

Anyways, I followed Ferb and Emily to the Googolplex Mall, where they got 10,000 nails. As they were packing the nails, Ferb happened to look at a girl of about 16 who was with another boy of about 16. I realized this was Vanessa Doofenschmirtz, Dr. Doofenscmhirtz's daughter. So Ferb fancied her, did he? Oh wait, he was looking at her with a look of sadness in his eyes. Poor Ferb. Emily seemed to have realized this because tears were welling up in her eyes. Poor Emily. The ride back to Ferb's house was quiet and uneventful.

Back at Phineas and Ferb's house, I witnessed the meeting between my mom and Emily. Seemed friendly enough. But then there was the moment when Emily broke down and confessed her feelings for Ferb while my mom tried to comfort her. Just like that picture from the photo album.

The next events seemed to happen in a blur. The platypus ride exploding. Ferb catching Emily. Phineas at the hospital. Emily kissing Ferb on the cheek in thanks. I had seen enough. This wasn't it. So why was Ferb gay? I had to search. This was really starting to tick me off.

Moving forward, I travelled to a point later that summer when my mom had to go to another school because her school was already full of kids. The last week of that summer was spent between my mom and Phineas. But I remembered something my mom had told me once: she first met my dad when she was 15 and starting high school. That was when my dad first dumped my mom and she was reunited with Phineas. Or it had to be when she reunited with Phineas.

I teleported 5 years into the future. Sure enough, I witnessed the moment when my mom started high school. It happened between 3rd and 4th period. My dad was talking with my mom, about how they needed to experiment with people. Oh please, give me a break. I saw how my mom broke down in tears and how Phineas reunited with her and brightened up her day. How chivalrous.

At the end of the day, Phineas and my mom rode back to his house, where they made out on the couch and in his room. At 5:55 PM, my mom had to leave, but good thing was, they were now officially dating. I was moved. I never knew it was like this.

2 weeks passed by without a hitch. Nothing on the days in those 2 weeks. But the start of the 3rd week caught my attention. My dad was trying to go back with my mom, but Phineas intervened. Now things were getting a little tense. 2 more weeks passed. Then came the day it happened.

I was hanging around the school yard after school had ended. My dad was talking with some of his friends about how he would win back my mom and what they would do together. That was when he opened his mouth and said something really nasty. I was simply furious. Disregarding all care, I materialized and walked over to him casually. "Hi! What was that you were talking about?" I asked him casually. He turned and faced me in surprise. "Why do you want to know?" he asked cautiously. "No reason. I'm just curious" I asked deviously. He relaxed. "Oh. I was talking about how I would win back my ex-girlfriend Isabella Garcia-Shapiro and how we would spend the rest of our time doing"-and here he said the nasty thing. "Oh, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. That cute freshman girl, am I right?' I asked. "Right" "So let me get this straight. You are going to win her back and do these things with her, am I right?" I asked. "Right. Why do you want to know?"

And here was when I let my rage get the best of me. "You do, of course, realize that Isabella Garcia-Shapiro is my mother, right?"