Tuesday, 17 of February, 2015

First of all, before i tell you what Lili and i did yesterday, I should tell you, my boss grounded me for kicking a door in. There was a box in front of a office door. but i thought it was just jammed, so i kicked it, and it actually came off the hinges. I didn't think it would break. Now, i have to pay to replace a door. My boss said I wouldn't be grounded if I wasn't such a kiss-ass after he discovered the destruction. I am being punished, not for busting a door, but for apologising too profusely and giving too many excuses.

Anyway, I bet you want to know how I am getting along with Lili.

Spain runs a cafe in his spare time. It's a shitty place with too many decorations, but good churros. Spain's cafe is called "Cafe Bastardo." Romano works there too on occasion. The Cafe is a common meeting place for nation personifications.

I arrived in Spain looking like a dolt because it was really nice outside there, but I was still wearing a fur lined coat and snow boots because I had just come from Toronto, where it was freezing and icy. Standing outside the entrance to the Cafe, Liechtenstein leaned up against the pink outside wall with her arms crossed. What was with that body language? Was I late?

"Are you alright?" I inquired. "You looked a bit mad a minute ago."

"I am fine, thank you for asking." She replied. " I am just a bit insecure because i do not have permission to be here."

"Do you want to go home?" I suggested.

"No, let's just go inside."

We went inside and sat down at a table next to a large window. outside the window was a private courtyard with a dry fountain and a couple bycycles. Spain arrived at our table and I think Romano was in the kitchen. "Hello, Liechtenstein dear, may I take your order? and oh, wait, who is your friend? Spain said cheerfully.

"I'm Canada." I whispered dejectedly."Whe have met before."

"You have a strange accent? Where are you from?"

"I am named Canada and I am from Canada."

Liechtenstein and I ended up only ordering a cappichinio each. Also, Spain seemed to avoid us after his mistake.

"What do you think the theme of this cafe could be?" I asked Lili, looking around at the various decorations. There were fake palm trees in a corner and a shrine to Holy Mother Mary in an alcove and a metal statue of a man sized cat in a tuxedo in the middle of the room, among other things.

"I would have to say the theme of this cafe is actuallya story: the Catholic marriage of two monster cats in the tropics." Liechtenstein laughed.

"Where is the bride cat, Eh?"

"She ditched her fiance at the altar to go run away with that ballerina in that picture over there." She continued.

I leaned in across the table. "Have you heard the rumour, do you think Romano and Spain may be dating?" I whispered.

"I have, but it wasn't a rumour. they are definatly dating?" she smirked.

I checked the location of our two hosts. "How do you think their relationship works? They are on the polar ends of the temperment spectrum?"

"I bet they have some very funny arguments." Liechtenstien giggled quietly. She leaned in and then I leaned in. "Pardon me for my crudeness, but who do you think tops during the, you know. Is Romano even gay? He seems like such a ladies man." She whispered.

"Eh, who knows. I bet it is Spain, maybe."

Shortly, we left the cafe. "I had a really great time." Liechtenstein said. "We had some really fun conversation." Then Lili leaned in on her tiptoes, but then had to pull my head in and she preceded to kiss me on the left cheek. Then she turned and started walking in the other way.

(I dreamt you gave me reviews last night. Make my dreams come true.)