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~3/11/11~

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"Uh..uh…that's just my computer!" Sasori said, eyes closed, face ablaze. Konan raised one of her finely tweezed eyebrow.

"Oh really? Not only are you still watching porn but you lied to me!" Konan pouted and held her 'hurt' heart. Sasori face became a shade redder but he was able to compose himself to roll his eyes.

"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a man with needs…" He mumbled the last sentence.

"A need for gay porn, baby? Or should I say…a young virgin boy maybe?" Sasori wanted to sink into the very seat he sat in.

"Konan…I'll talk to you later." He grabbed her wrist and pulled her towards the door.

"But the sake Sasori! Don't just leave it there all lonely!" Sasori grunted at her as she reached out for her drink.

"Drinking is bad for you." She was standing in the hallway now, "You don't need it." Sasori slammed the door in her face.

"YOU BASTARD SASORI! I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOUR NEW FUCK BUDDY!" Sasori rubbed his temples and walked away, not caring if his neighbors hear the frantic calls of Konan. He glanced towards the kitchen, thinking about the rather large bottle of sake that he had. Maybe, he thought, it will help me; I don't give a damn if it's fucking 10 in the morning. Sasori entered the kitchen and took out a small shot glass, pouring the dark liquid slowly into the glass. With a deep sigh, he snapped his head back and drank the sake quickly.

"Danna….?" Sasori nearly choked on his drink, causing it to burn his throat more. He remembered that Deidara was still in the room…probably still horny.

"Deidara, one second and I'll be right there." Leave his mess for later. Sasori threw the chair out of the way and quickly opened the door, but didn't enter.

"Danna…It's still tight!" Sasori's mouth opened slightly at the sight of Deidara. He sat on the bed completely naked, on his back with his legs up and open. "And when I touch it…" His long fingers grasped his member and he gasped loudly. "It feels…weird Danna." Sasori took in a shaky breath and walked into the room, closing the door behind him. The room was dimly lit by his tableside lamp.

"Deidara…do you want me to explain it to you?" Sasori slow approached the moaning boy. Deidara's lips parted, letting a bit of drool ooze out. Sasori whimpered quietly but sat next the boy.

"Danna…un. Please." Sasori took a deep breath and moved Deidara's hands away from his hard member.

"Deidara…This is your dick. Or cock. Or member; those are all names for it." Deidara shifted his back against the headboard, allowing Sasori better access to his dick as Sasori had called it. Sasori's hand grazed the very top of Deidara's dick, causing to boy to bit his lips. "This is the tip of your cock…it's called the head. It's very sensitive; this…" His hand goes down the length of his dick, "is the main part of your dick…its very big too Deidara. You're very big. And these…" Sasori gently touched Deidara's walnut size balls, "These are your balls inside them is the white stuff that's been leaking from your head. It's called semen. Some people love having their balls played with; do you?" Massaging the smooth skin, Deidara let out a deep moan, sounding very animal like.

"Danna…Danna, more un." Sasori's eyes widen as Deidara's hips began to move with his hand.

"…There is one more thing, DeiDei, but you can't freak out. Stay very calm ok?" Deidara nodded, thinking he was ready for anything. Sasori blushed and tighten his grip on the boy's throbbing member. Breathe, he thought, just breathe…how hard could it be? Sasori stuck his tongue just grazing Deidara. The boy exhaled sharply and gripped the man's red hair. Sasori smiled and took the head into his mouth, sucking very gently and licking ever so often. Both of Deidara's were wound in Sasori glossy hair as he couldn't control his voice. Then something clicked in Deidara's head. He remembered…his mother and father. Then the feeling of abandonment rushed through him. Tears blinded his vision and fell down his face. Sasori was worried; Deidara wasn't moaning anymore. Am I doing it wrong he thought, looking up. He stiffen when he saw Deidara crying.

"Sasori-Danna."

"What's wrong Deidara?"

"I…my mom and dad…they abandon me." Sasori's heart sank. He was gaining back some of his memories. Sasori sighed and slipped off of the bed.

"Yes Deidara they did. But…I'm here for you know." More tears escaped Deidara's eyes as he laid down, curling away from Sasori. A warm blanket covered the boy, his eyes drooping.

"Sleep, Dei. I'll wake you up in a little bit for lunch." Sasori tucked the boy in. Deidara turned his face towards Sasori and leaned forward, meeting their lips together. It was over quickly, well, it was too short for Sasori's taste but he understood the boy needed time. Hell, that kiss became one of the most amazing and most special thing to Sasori.

"Thank you, Danna."

"You're welcome, Deidara-kun."

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Well I hoped you liked it! I know it needs a bit more plot but I think this was a good chapter over all!

R&R pretty please

~3/11/11~