Disclaimer: I don't own Hiei. Or YYH. They'd be in big trouble if I did. I own Raize, and I kinda am Phyre, so yeah. :) But that's about it.
Warnings: … Total insanity.
A/N: Written on my sixteenth birthday at about 11 at night. NO, I was not drunk, but YES, I thought this would be funny. YES, I know Hiei is vastly out of character and probably would stake me if he ever read this. Too bad. ^^ Chocolate, sorry about the iffy chapter. XD Reading back over it, I see your point. Kinda makes me want to put my head through the nearest wall for not being up to standards. Eheh. Anywho! Enjoy the craziness!
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Raize: ... have you been drinking?
Phyre: Course not. Why?
Raize: First rule of thumb when trying to disguise the fact that you GET COMPLETELY DRUNK ON YOUR B-DAY EVERY YEAR - THROW THE TEQUILA BOTTLE AWAY.
Phyre: Damn.
Hiei: *snickers*
Phyre: *smacks Hiei with tequila bottle*
Hiei: DRAGON... OF THE DARKNESS...
Raize: SHIT! *grabs Hiei, covers his mouth*
Hiei: #$&*#$!
Raize: Apologize for your sorry pyro ass, Hiei! We do not fry the birthday girl!
Hiei: *glares*
Phyre: ^.^ Hee, that's okay. Can we throw him in the pool?
Raize: I didn't know you had a pool.
Phyre: I don't. Buuuuut since you're a nice little water youkai, you can make me one can't you? *puppy eyes*
Raize: HEY. That's... actually not a bad idea! ... but where are we gonna put it?
Phyre: ... shit.
Hiei: HAH! *points*
Phyre: *smacks Hiei again with the bottle*
Hiei: *Bites Raize's hand trying to get free*
Raize: OW! Phyre, help me out. We're gonna ducttape this little bastard to a chair until we find out where we're gonna put the pool, and then we're gonna throw him in there.
Phyre: *tipsy* OKEY DOKEY!
Raize: Geez. Am I the ONLY sane one around here? -.-
Phyre: ... heeeey... I'm sane when I'm not drunk...
Raize: Your logic is invalid at the present moment. YOU'RE DRUNK.
Phyre: *pouts* damn.
Raize: *ducttapes Hiei to a chair* Here, get his mouth.
Phyre: Why? You do it!
Raize: He's already bitten me once! Why would I do it? *tosses ducttape to Phyre*
Phyre: Cause he won't seriously hurt you! *tosses ducttape back*
Raize: Damn chicken!
Phyre: Look who's talkin'!
Raize: FINE. Match you for it.
Phyre/Raize: Rock, paper, scissors!
Raize: HA! Paper over rock, loser!
Phyre: Gur. Fine then.
Hiei: *snaps teeth at Phyre*
Phyre: Damn vampire! I will stake you! *brandishes tequila bottle*
Hiei: *glares* At least I don't sparkle.
Phyre: Oh, shut up and sit still, or I WILL break this thing over your head! And then I'll stake you! *ducttapes his mouth*
Hiei: *still glaring*
Raize: Niiice.
Phyre: *bows* thank you. Now - about the pool.
Raize: Hey, got it! We don't need somewhere to put it, I can just hold the water in shape with my energy!
Phyre: *bonks Raize on the head with the bottle* Wow. Why didn't you mention this earlier?
Raize: Eheh... ^.^U I uh... kinda forgot...
Phyre: *bonks her again* Okay okay okay. Back yard's big enough. Let's get out there.
Hiei: Aw, shit.
Raize: *creates instant pool* This big enough for ya, birthday girl?
Phyre: HEEELL YEAAAAAAH!
Raize: Cool then. Help me pick Hiei up.
Phyre/Raize: Ready? One... two... THREE!
Hiei: NOOOOOOO! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! …... *sploosh*
