Naruto Uzumaki and the Order of the Phoenix
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Chapter 7 Hearing and getting New Supplies
Naruto and Sakura were sleeping peacefully in their bed (Seeing as there was one bed in the room and they had no choice but too sleep on it, and it is big enough for two people.) Their sleep however was disrupted as Mrs. Weasleys voice filled the room.
"It's time too wake up you two, if you don't hurry your foods gonna get cold!" The two woke up when they heard the sound of her voice.
Yawning Sakura yelled: "We'll be ready in a sec Mrs. Weasley thanks!"
"Good morning Sakura." Naruto said, as he was getting up.
"Good morning Naruto." Sakura replied, as she went into the bathroom too get changed.
"Well kit, today's the day for that stupid hearing so are you ready? Kyuubi asked, within Narutos mind.
"As ready as I'll ever be." Naruto answered.
"Well personally I think this hearing is a waste of time, I mean we didn't do anything wrong." Kyuubi said.
"I know, but I'm really curious about this hearing." Naruto said.
"Curiosity kills the cat bit in our case the fox." Kyuubi said.
"Ha, Ha, Very funny." Naruto said, rolling his eyes.
Naruto closed his link with the fox because Sakura just came out of the bathroom.
"Bathrooms all yours!" she shouted, as she left the room. so Naruto went in the bathroom, got changed, and came out, eager to eat and get this so-called hearing over with.
When Naruto went into the kitchen he saw that there were a lot of people. Their was Temari, sitting next to Ginny, Harry sitting next to Ron and Shikamaru, while Hermione sat with Sakura. The rest of the group included members of the Order of the Phoenix, so Naruto sat with Lupin.
"Hello Lupin." Naruto said, helping himself to some eggs which he noted were not bad.
"Hello Naruto." Lupin said a bit weary.
Naruto noticed that Lupin's pupils were dark and that he was barely awake.
"Had a bad night?" Naruto asked.
"Yes." Lupin responded, rather dazedly.
Before Naruto could ask Lupin why he had a bad night however, Mrs. Weasley came in the kitchen.
"Naruto, Sakura you're too meet Arthur in the living room when your finished, but do hurry your hearing is at eight o' clock!" she said.
"Thank you Mrs. Weasley!" Naruto said.
"Oh please call me Molly." she said, a little flustered.
Sakura was a little surprised at Narutos manners. Temari, who wasn't paying attention until that very moment was impressed.
It didn't go unnoticed by Kankuro and Gaara that Temari had some hidden feelings for Naruto, she didn't know when she first started having these feelings for him.
At first she denied it and decided that she try to go out with Shikamaru, but then she decided that it would not be a good idea since he wasn't her type. She remembered the time that Gaara had voiced her feelings for him.
Flashback:
Temari was heading to the Kazekages office too accept a mission from Gaara, when she got too the office however she saw that Kankuro was talking to Gaara about something, though she didn't know what it was, it was then that Kankuro noticed that she was there.
"Oh hey Temari, You are here to retrieve your mission?" Kankuro asked.
"Well duh!" responded Temari. Then Kankuro decided too spring it on her.
"So Temari, What are you going to do when you see your boyfriend?" he asked.
"What are you talking about Kankuro; you know full well that I don't have a boyfriend!" Temari snapped.
"Oh really, I was under the impression that you liked that Uzumaki kid." Kankuro stated, noticing a faint blush on her cheeks.
"I do not like him in that sort of way!" shouted Temari.
"Sure you don't!" Kankuro teased.
"S-Shut up!" Temari stammered.
Gaara who had been watching all of this with faint amusement decided that enough was enough.
"Temari! Kankuro! Knock it off! You two are giving me a headache!" Gaara yelled, shutting the two up.
"Thank you, now Kankuro I need you to leave my office for a moment, I'd like to have a word with Temari."
"Sure Gaara." Kankuro said, as he left the room.
"So... Is this about the mission?" Temari asked.
"No."
"Then what is it?"
"I know that you have feelings for Naruto Uzumaki." Gaara stated, making Temari flinch a little.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean that you love him." Gaara said.
"Is it that obvious?" Temari asked.
"No, it's just that I know my sister." Gaara said, smiling.
"Do you think its wrong, falling for a boy that's two years younger than you?" she asked.
"No, in fact it's not wrong, because you love him and that's what makes it right." Gaara replied.
"What should I do?" Temari asked.
"Tell him how you feel and hope for the best." replied Gaara.
Temari stood there for a moment thinking, while Gaara looked on.
"You're right, thank you Gaara, is that all?"
"No it's not, your too meet Shikamaru Nara at the leaf village too get the details of your mission, Good luck." Gaara said.
"Thank you." Temari said as she left.
Flashback end
Temari smiled, that was the first time Gaara had given her advice and it was nice to know that Gaara cared; although that was due too the fact that Naruto changed him.
Naruto finished eating his breakfast, went too the living room along with Sakura only too find that was waiting for them.
"You two ready too go?" he asked.
"Yes sir!" Naruto shouted while Sakura nodded.
"Good luck you two!" Mrs. Weasley yelled.
"Thanks Mrs. Weasley!" Naruto yelled back.
"Yeah, thanks Mrs. Weasley!" Sakura yelled.
She waved at them smiling, Mr. Weasley looked up at them.
"All right, Naruto, Sakura I need you too grab onto me and hold on tight." Mr. Weasley said.
"Why?" Sakura asked.
"Because we are going too apparate." Mr. Weasley answered.
"Huh?!" Sakura said, confused.
Naruto briefly explained what apparition was, and to say the least she was stunned, but nodded nevertheless. As Naruto grabbed onto Mr. Weasleys arm and as Sakura grabbed onto Narutos they disappeared with a loud "crack!"
Meanwhile at the Konoha Hospital....
Kakashi was sitting on the hospital bed reading his "Make-out tactics" book as usual.
He really wished that he could help Naruto and the others but alas, he was left bed-ridden and in the care of Tsunade thanks too his Sharingan.
Just when he was finishing his book; Shizune came in.
"Hello Kakashi, how are you feeling?" she asked.
"I'm feeling fine." Kakashi replied, trying too get up, but finding that he wasn't able to.
"Still sore huh?" Shizune asked, frowning.
"Yeah." was his reply.
"Well cheer up; you should be up and about in three days or so." Shizune said.
"That's good to know." said Kakashi. Shizune frowned at this.
"You know, being in a hospital isn't that bad." she said.
"It is when you have nothing to do." he replied.
"But your reading your book." muttered Shizune.
"It's about the only thing I can do around this place." retorted Kakashi.
Deciding to change the subject she asked:
"Why do you read those disgusting books?"
"Because they are enjoyable." Kakashi replied, automatically.
"There is nothing enjoyable about reading porn novels!" Shizune screamed.
"Now, Now calm down I didn't mean anything by it!" he said.
It took awhile but she finally calmed down.
"The new Make-out Paradise movie is coming out soon. Its got action, adventure, fantasy and-
"Porn." Shizune added.
"Well it's got adult scenes, but nothing major." said Kakashi.
"Uh yeah that's porn, anything that's got adult scenes are related too porn or blood." Shizune said.
"You wanna watch it with me when it comes out?" Kakashi asked.
"Is that a date?"
"Well if you put it that way then yeah it's a date." he said.
"Hm...Okay then now let's take your temperature, now where did I put that thermometer..."
Shizune bent over to open one of the drawers, her backside perfectly outlined by her black kimono, causing a tent in Kakashi's pants too grow.
"Damn! Shes hot!!" He thought hence why he was known as the one- eyed perve.
"Ah! Found it!" Shizune shouted.
She rose up causing Kakashi to turn his gaze away from her.
"Okay now let's check your temperature!" she said, putting the thermometer in his mouth.
It took a few minutes until the thing went "Beep!" then Shizune took the thermometer out of his mouth.
"Good! Your temperatures 97.1 degrees. Now I'm going to take your blood pressure; so relax your left arm please?"
Kakashi did as he was told, letting his arm go limp as she strapped the Velcro strip too his arm. Pumping it until his blood pressure was displayed on the electric screen.
"Alright your blood pressure is perfect; now alls I need is your pulse...okay...Good nice and strong.... Well that's it!" "Another medic should bring your food in here shortly so I'll see you tomorrow!" she said, as she left.
"Bye!" Kakashi called. If Shizune was going to see him everyday the he was secretly glad that he was hospitalized.
Back with Naruto and them....
Naruto, Sakura, and Mr. Weasley appeared in front of a phone booth.
Sakura was swaying and feeling light- headed and Naruto was swaying slightly while Mr. Weasley wasn't affected at all. ("because he was used too it")
"Where are we?" Sakura asked, checking her surroundings, as was Naruto.
"We're in London." Mr. Weasley replied.
"London?" asked Naruto.
"Yes." Mr. Weasley said, opening the phone booth.
"Wow! This sure is a big city!" Exclaimed Naruto
"Yes, it's always been like that." Mr. Weasley said, getting in the phone booth.
"How are we all going too fit in there?" asked Sakura.
"Oh don't worry, theirs enough room for all of us." Mr. Weasley replied.
"If you say so" Naruto said.
Mr. Weasley chuckled; as Naruto and Sakura went in and were shocked too discover that the booth was big enough for four people.
"But how- Questioned Sakura, but was quickly answered by Mr. Weasley.
"Magic"
"Oh" Sakura replied.
It was at that very moment that Mr. Weasley dialed some numbers that they started going down.
"Wow; an elevator." thought Naruto.
In about five minutes or so the elevator stopped and doors opened too show a large variety of people, going about their businesses in a very large underground building.
"Welcome to the Ministry of Magic." Mr. Weasley said.
"Whoa!" Naruto and Sakura said altogether.
"Alright, let's go or you'll all be late!" Mr. Weasley said.
Naruto and Sakura both nodded as they, along with Mr. Weasley walked out of the elevator and squeezed through the crowd. As they were walking, Naruto noticed a large statue of a man with a boiler hat at the center of the building. Naruto chose not too say anything about it.
After a few short moments they were finally able to get out of the crowd and came across an elevator.
Once they were in the elevator Mr. Weasley punched in some numbers and they started too go down, though it didn't take long for the elevator to stop and they stepped out.
They followed Mr. Weasley down a long pathway; they kept going until they stopped in front of two big doors.
"We're here." Mr. Weasley said.
"So beyond these doors is where this hearing is taking place?" Sakura asked.
"Yes." Mr. Weasley answered, although now giving them a stern look.
"Now keep a cool head and speak when you're spoken too." Mr. Weasley advised.
"And good luck!" Mr. Weasley added.
"Thanks!" Naruto said, as he and Sakura opened the doors and went in.
When they went in, they found that the room was actually a dungeon. The walls were dark, dimly lit by torches, the benches rose on either side of them, but on the highest of the benches were many shadowy figures talking in voices until they heard the door swing shut behind Naruto and Sakura.
The room fell silent for a moment until a man with a boiler hat who Naruto recognized as the man in the statue spoke:
"Take your seats!"
Naruto did as they were told and sat down.
"My name is Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic and you have been summoned here to the International Hearing so that we can approve of you going too Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
"But more importantly we are here too find out if you two are too dangerous too go to school." he added.
"I don't believe that will be necessary!" said a man who had appeared behind Naruto and Sakura.
Naruto and Sakura turned around to see that the man was none other than Albus Dumbledore himself.
"Ah... Hello... Dumbledore." said Fudge, not expecting him too show up.
"Hello Cornelius!" Dumbledore said, cheerfully.
Fudge didn't reply as he looked down at Naruto and Sakura while Dumbledore conjured up a chair for himself with his wand.
"What are your names?" Fudge asked.
Naruto and Sakura introduced themselves while fudge asked another question.
"And where are you from?"
"The Hidden Leaf Village." Sakura answered.
"And where is that?" he asked.
"Japan." said Sakura.
"And where in Japan is this Leaf Village located?"
"We can't tell you that."
"Why?"
"Because it wouldn't be the Hidden Leaf Village if we told you where it was not would it?" retorted Naruto.
"He's got a point." Dumbledore said, while others looked down at Naruto disdainfully.
Fudge didn't say anything but continued:
"We are Ninjas." replied Sakura.
"Ninjas?" asked a baffled Fudge.
"Yes, we protect the Village from bandits or enemy ninjas; we do missions for other villages as well so we can increase our village's economy system." Explained Sakura.
Fudge nodded, though not understanding.
There was silence in the dungeon, a silence that was soon broken by Fudge saying:
"All in favor of not letting them attend Hogwarts?"
Out of all of the people in the room only one hand was raised. The hand belonged to a woman who looked like a toad.
"That lady looks like Gamabunta, I think I'll try and hook those two up or something." thought Naruto.
"All in favor of letting them attend Hogwarts?"
Everybody's hands (apart from the toad lady's) rose up and Fudge nodded approvingly.
Very well then you will both attend- but was interrupted by Dumbledore.
"Actually there will be six, two of them will be assisting me, seeing as their adults and the other two will be accompanying Naruto and Sakura." Dumbledore said.
Fudge looked irritated but complied.
"Very well, all six of them can go too Hogwarts, happy?"
"Elated." replied Dumbledore.
"Then you are all dismissed!" Fudge said.
Naruto and Sakura got up and followed Dumbledore, who was escorting them out of the dungeon When they got out Naruto then turned too Dumbledore.
"So who turned up while we were here? Naruto asked.
"They told me not too tell you until you got back." replied Dumbledore.
"Oh man!" said Naruto while Dumbledore chuckled.
"Where's Mr. Weasley?" Sakura asked.
"He had gone to work, so I'm here instead." Dumbledore said.
"Oh" was her reply.
Naruto and Sakura grabbed onto Dumbledore and they disappeared with a loud "crack!"
A few moments later they reappeared in the living room of Grimmauld Place (and we all know whose house this is.) Waiting in the living room were Mrs. Weasley, Harry (who tried to make eye contact with Dumbledore but failed) Temari, Shikamaru, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny.
"So how'd it go?" Ron asked.
"Not bad." Naruto answered. "It was about us attending Hogwarts."
"Huh?!! We thought it was about the dementors!" Harry protested.
"I had thought that too originally." Dumbledore said, still avoiding eye contact.
"I think the reason why they didn't integgorate them about the explosion near the bridge was because they didn't believe that Naruto and Sakura could do magic without wands." Hermione surmised.
"Correct" Dumbledore said. "And I also believe that Fudge thinks Harry was the one who caused all that damage."
"But he didn't do all the damage! Most of the damage was caused by me!!" Naruto protested.
"I know but Fudge doesn't want too believe it, but don't worry; he doesn't have any proof that Harry did it." Dumbledore explained.
"That's a relief." Naruto said.
"Now I got too go back to the school and get everything ready so good day to you all!" he said as he disapparated.
"Oh yeah, two of your friends arrived and there waiting in the kitchen." Mrs. Weasley said.
"Okay." Naruto said, as he and Sakura left to go in the kitchen.
When they went in the kitchen they were shocked too discovered that the two people that Dumbledore was talking about was none other than the toad mountain sage Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin and the snake mistress Anko.
"Hey Pervy Sage!!" Naruto shouted, earning looks from everyone present except Sakura and Anko.
"Kid I wish you would stop calling me that!" said Jiraiya annoyed.
"Okay Pervy sage!" Naruto said.
Jiraiya looked more annoyed than ever while Anko snickered. Mrs. Weasley took a mental note too make sure that Jiraiya wouldn't be peeping at unsuspecting women.
"And what's that crazy snake lady doing here!" Naruto asked, pointing at Anko.
"Well, hello to you too brat." Anko said.
"Tsunade sent us too the Land of Waves to investigate this purple hole we've been hearing about." Jiraiya explained.
"You mean there are more of them out there." Exclaimed Sakura
"It appears so." Anko said.
"Although the real reason she sent us out there to find you two as for Orochimaru; well she doesn't care what happens to him."
"Who's Orochimaru?" Harry asked.
Jiraiya explained to Harry and co. who Orochimaru was and what he did, and to say the least everyone had a disgusted look on there face.
"Reminds me of Voldemort only sicker." Harry said.
"Yeah he sounds like a nutter who grew up in a loony bin." said Ron which earned laughs from everyone present.
The day went by fast as the rest of the Order of the Phoenix came by too eat and attend to a meeting in which Jiraiya and Anko were involved because Dumbledore invited them but stated that they needed wands first which ended up with Mr. and Mrs. Weasley taking them to Olivanders.
Jiraiya's wand was 9 ¾ inches with the wood being Holly and the core being Dragons Heartstring.
Anko's wand was 10 ½ inches with wood being maple and the core being a Chimaera Scale in which Olivander stated that it was rare and yet powerful.
When they got through practicing with there wands they made there way to the meeting hoping too learn more about the Order.
Meanwhile Naruto was getting ready to go to bed, seeing as he needed his rest. Sakura was already in the bed, so careful not to wake her he slipped into the bed with and it didn't take long until sleep claimed him.
The next day he and Sakura woke up due to Mrs. Weasleys shouts. As they got up, got dressed, they went in the kitchen to find everyone there eating breakfast.
"Good Morning Naruto, Sakura!" Mrs. Weasley said.
"Good Morning!" replied Naruto and Sakura.
They sat down, ate their breakfast (which in fact was cereal) and talked. After a few hours of talking the door to the living room opened to show Harry who was accompanied by Mr. Weasley.
"Well?" Hermione asked.
"I'm free of all charges!" said Harry.
"I knew it!" Ron and Hermione yelled, beaming.
Mrs. Weasley was wiping her face on an apron, while Fred and George were too busy staring at Anko (yes they were checking her out.)
"Damn she's hot!" thought Fred
"I hope she's single." thought George
Jiraiya however was sulking because Mrs. Weasley had put charms on all the women's rooms to prevent him from looking at them naked.
"Damn you Naruto, you and you're big mouth." thought Jiraiya.
(A few hours later)
Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, and Temari were waiting in the living room waiting for Mrs. Weasley (she is the only one who is going to help them get their supplies).
When she came downstairs to the living room they saw that she was happy about something though they didn't know what exactly.
"Okay you four ready?" Mrs. Weasley asked
They all nodded their heads and Mrs. Weasley beckoned them towards the fireplace. She then handed them all some powder.
"What's this for?" Shikamaru asked.
"Its called Floo powder." answered Mrs. Weasley.
"What's Floo powder do?" asked Naruto.
"Floo powder will take you anywhere within the Floo network, you simply go in the fireplace, state your destination very clearly and it will take you wherever you want too go in our case Diagon alley." Explained Mrs. Weasley
"Wow, I wish we had something like that in our village." thought Naruto.
"Alright Naruto you first." she said.
Naruto walked into the fireplace, dropped the powder and instantly green flames shot up around him. Getting nervous because of the green flames he shouted:
"D-Diagon Alley!"
As he said that, the green flames surrounded Naruto's body and after a few moments the flames died away leaving no trace of Naruto.
"Wow." said Shikamaru.
Naruto was thrown from the fireplace, onto the ground of a place he didn't recognize. the place held a lot of things that Naruto couldn't bear to look at so he left the place.
When Naruto left the place he realized that the place was called "Borgin and Burkes"
"Whoever owns this store must be a creep if he sells stuff like skulls or weird necklaces." thought Naruto.
"You'd be surprised at the ways a mortal mind thinks." said a certain red furball.
"Like I really needed to know that Kyuubi." Naruto said, rolling his eyes.
The Kyuubi scoffed at this as Naruto was trying too get away from some of the people who were acting strange.
It took awhile but Naruto finally got away from the people. He noticed that whatever this place was it was dark and dank.
"Looks like we're in Knockturn Alley." Kyuubi said.
"Then how do I get out of here?" Naruto asked.
"Now what fun would it be if I told you?" asked Kyuubi.
"Oh come on!" protested Naruto.
"Oh no, this would be a good time too see if your sense of direction is pretty good or not." said Kyuubi.
"I hate you."
"I know you do kit."
Naruto took two lefts, one right, and before he knew it he was out of Knockturn Alley and in Diagon alley to which he spotted Temari.
"Hey Temari!"
Temari turned around to find Naruto running towards her.
"Naruto! Thank god you're okay!!" she yelled, running towards him giving him a hug that had Naruto struggling to breathe.
"Hey... Temari... can't breath." Naruto said, as Temari finally let go of him.
"Don't ever do that too me again!" she said, getting serious.
"Alright! I'm sorry!" said Naruto.
"Interesting." thought Kyuubi, as he observed Temari through Naruto's eyes.
"What was that about?" Naruto thought too himself.
"Well let's go find the others." Temari said as she walked off. Naruto followed suit
They found them coming out of a store with books, quills, cauldrons, and other stuff.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled as she jumped Naruto while Temari looked pissed off. Shikamaru noticed the way Temari was acting and thought:
"Angrier than a Rhino and jealous over Naruto, women are such a drag."
"Are you okay Naruto?" Mrs. Weasley asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine." replied Naruto, finally escaping Sakura's hugs.
"That's good too hear, now alls there's left too do is get your wands and your school robes and then your all set!" Mrs. Weasley said.
So they went too Madame Malkins, tried on some robes (which took hours) and left the building after purchasing them.
They walked a long ways until they reached a small shop they went in it and saw a frail old man behind the register.
"Ah... New Wizards I see... you look much older than eleven." the man said.
"These are the four that Dumbledore told you about Olivander." Mrs. Weasley said.
"Ah, yes I remember... well whose first then... ah yes... you there." Olivander said, pointing too Shikamaru.
He had Shikamaru try several wands out until he found one that suited him. It was a mahogany wand with its core being a Hippogriff Talon to which Shikamaru liked.
Next was Temari in which she ended up getting a Walnut wand with the core being the hair of a weasel (thinking of Temari's summoning jutsu which is a white weasel) its length was 11'' while Shikamaru's was 9 ¾ .
Then it was Sakura who got a rosewood wand and the core being a string of cherry blossoms, the length of her wand was 9 ½.
Last but not least was Naruto who Olivander had trouble with, having tried every wand he could think of all except for one in which he had made just recently. he didn't know how good the wand was or if it would suit him but it was a long shot.
Olivander made his way towards a small brown cupboard, took out a new polished looking wand that was 12 ¾ and handed it too Naruto.
In the instant that it touched Naruto's hand it glowed signifying that it has chosen its owner.
The wand was made of Holly and the core being a tail of a fox.
"Well there you all are fantastic wands you got and I hope you use them well!" Olivander said.
They paid for their wands, bid Olivander farewell and left the little shop respectively.
They went too a broom shop and Mrs. Weasley got Ron a broom (and we all know which broom she got him too).
After they left the broom shop they disapparated and appeared into the kitchen of Grimmauld place
Naruto and the others spent the rest of the day testing out their wands in which Naruto and the others quickly got the hang of using them properly.
After they were done practicing with their wands they ate dinner and then a few hours after that (In which Naruto spent the rest of his time talking too Harry, Ron, and Hermione about his wand) they went too bed.
While Naruto was sleeping the fox poured some of his chakra into his wand stating:
"Sleep well kit for your going too need my help for the things too come."
Unbeknownst too Naruto however two members of a certain organization would be coming for him.
Author note: Wow that was my longest chapter yet, there might be a few grammar mistakes but if there is then it's probably because I don't know how too fix them. Anyways the next chapter is going too be called "Peins plan." I hope you liked this chapter and if you can please review.
"Yes and I hope this dickless authors writing can get better."
"Shut it Sai."
