Chapter 8 more love less violence
Rated M for violence and sex
Tiny lemon lol
Disclaimer I don't own south park if I did I would of put more jokes from movies lol
Chapter 8 more love less violence
A/N
Wow just wow you guys in the reviews are nuts I is a war just like I wanted I cant wait for the finalie which is a good ways away but I believe we are in the half time chapter but it maybe be shorter then 16 chapters so bare with me also I just saw Godzilla in theaters…if you are a hardcore fan SEE IT now grab your money get a time slot and watch it lol
Kyles P.O.V
Wow just shoot me please me and my best friend were enjoying a night of passion when not just Wendy…but stans mom walked in us during man this is going to be an awkward night for us both and Wendy is giggling at the 2 of us as we are in our robes
"So you want me to come back later," asked Wendy
"No were done" I said
"So did you find the drugs?" said Wendy
We both blushed
" Sorry bad joke and I should of knocked I didn't think you were busy well you know" said Wendy
"Well its ok I should of moaned louder," said Stan
Wendy giggled
"So your butt hurt," said Wendy
"Ha ha ha no it doesn't hurt we didn't do much we only had 10 mins of foreplay then we started when you walked in" said Stan
"Oh well…did you enjoy it" asked Wendy
"Yeah it was interesting, " said Stan
"Ok guys I am going I told my mom I would be over reds house tonight to help her study," I said
Red has been acting very strange I finally go to hang with her but only cause of a study date I can spill what she is hiding and then maybe I can help. I walked out of the warm house randy looked at me funny he knew what I did but he just laughed to himself
"Ha back in my dad the tough ones were on top" said randy
I joked back
"Well I believe it's tougher to take it," I said
He actually laughed at a joke involving his son getting ass fucked
"Yeah well you didn't hurt him did you" asked randy
"No has fine we didn't do much" I said
I walked out the door to the cold snowy sky man it went from 65 to 30 in 5 hours "man I should of asked for a ride lucky for me my house is next door so I can grab a coat" I said to myself. I walked in no one was home I grabbed a coat and hat ran back downstairs and out the door I kept walking when I was shoved to the ground…by a handsome pillow
"Cartman what are you doing" I asked
He kissed me right there threw a blanket down on the ground and I knew what he wanted…and I didn't mind
"Are you sure you want to do this outside" I asked
"Yeah Jew I really do why you don't want me in you" asked cartman
"Yes but next time it's my turn," I said
I pulled my pants down I new it was going to be a quickie but it felt so amazing cartman cock in my ass it felt like a soft and hard pole slowly rubbing the most sensitive section of your body slow tender a sharp of pleasure OH fuck I want it harder
"Hey cartman a little…
BAM a sharp pain a vibration hit my face like a ton of bricks and next thing you know I am on the ground
"YOU LIKE FUCKING IN THE STREET" yelled Greg
"Hey don't you dare fucking touch MY JEW ASSHOLE" yelled cartman
Man I love him so much he cares for me almost as much Stan. But it didn't last the idiot boys showed up next and double teamed cartman and started kicking him while he was down
"LEAVE HIM ALONE" I yelled
"Quick get the Jew next," yelled Greg
"Hahaaha ok hehehe has super gay queero," said the idiots
More pain hit my ribs and stomach I was a gonner when I saw…a baseball bat hit grogs face
"Ok assholes who else wants to play ball" said Kenny
"Weak dude," said cartman
"Come one that was good," said Kenny
"Nah bro it was kind of lame," I said
"Dude don't stick up for your boyfriend that's my job," said Kenny
For some reason cartman liked to pay for protection but no one bothered to except it but Kenny the tough badass in the school was the first to except the offer and for 20 bucks an hour for 2 hours he had to protect him class to class and lunch time it worked and now he saved us both
"Lets get out of here," said Greg
The bullies ran like pussies and Kenny helped me up
"Ok guys I saw your little fun time and as hot as it was next time do it in the bed room cause I cant fap out here" said Kenny
"Don't you have a girlfriend for that?" I asked
"No she don't send pics lol," said Kenny
"Not what I asked…plus who even sends pics of there naked self these days" I asked
"Well ester send these," said Kenny
Aww ester had her boobs out and posing for the camera man she is a fucking whore know wonder token goes to her for quickies
"Dude put that shit away," said cartman
"Your loss" said Kenny
"You best delete that before Wendy sees," I said
"Yeah I will I always do she bores me" said Kenny
We talked and Kenny escorted me to reds house I hugged him and I walked inside
"Ok red lets study…uhh" I stopped talking
"Ok lets go upstairs" said red
I was just staring like an idiot she was in her bra and panties not caring that I was looking…. ah shit she is in love with me even though she knows I am gay I have to tell her easy
"Look red I am gay," I said
"Yeah…uhh…so am I" said red
"Oh well why are you in your underwear" I asked
"I fell more compfy in my underwear…. I am more of a nudist if that doesn't bother you" said red
She then undid her bra
"Wait stop look that is just weird ok" I said
"The reason why I am doing this is cause I trust you I have many secrets 1 I am a nudist 2 I am a lesbian 3 I think you are the bravest kid in the world and I wish I was you" said red
"ok ok just keep your panties on PLEASE that makes me sick" I said
Red giggled
"Ok I promise as long as you keep your pants on cause penises EWW" said red
"Well boobies are aww to me but I guess its better then a vagina" I said
"Ha that's hot ok I would kill for some pussy but their aint any dikes in this town," said red
"Wow I know that feeling it took 2 years for people to start breaking out of there closets Craig and tweek were the only gays…and they were together now Stan and cartman are gay and I have to choose" I said
"Yeah the girls are trying to vote who you will pick funny huh I want style but bebe wants kyman," said red
Well this day just got weirder
END OF CHAPTER
A/N
Linkin park played during this chapter…has nothing to do with the end summery just thought that was an interesting fact…. love that band
Anyway wow Kyle and cartman got hurt and KENNY TO THE RESCUE I was going to have mysterion show up but this universe…. has no mysterion or coon WHAT WHAT WHHHHAAAAT lol yeah parallel universe baby anyway the nudist thing was showing that red is very sensitive about her body and that she's a lesbian shows she is afraid of sex rough sex…remember this I hope you liked the small yaoi I tried to make it as juicy as possible
Oh and red will have more of a role next chapter for all you red fans
