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It was breakfast inside the great hall of the palace. The newly appointed chef (he was hired just an hour ago) served all kinds of dishes with chicken, thinking that the queen would be please with those. But unfortunately he was wrong.
"Tissues!" Sungmin exclaimed making the king jumped onto his royal chair.
"Dear, what was that all about?"
"It's chicken!" She stated the obvious as she pointed at the chicken dishes laid infront of her.
"Uh, you love chicken, right Sungmin?"
"Waahhhh! Is that my baby? Why did you cook him?" And she cried.
A maid came running with boxes of tissues, Sungmin snatched it instantly.
"No, no, of course not! It's just a plain chicken"
"Are you sure?" She blew her nose.
"Positive and besides Onew is in his room"
The queen sighed and for a few moments she began crying again.
"What if the chef mistook Onew as the sentenced chicken? My baby!"
The servants around them were stoned, Kyuhyun stood up and help calmed his depressed wife.
"Look dear, it's morning and Onew is in his human form, no need worry about it" he confirmed.
Sungmin stopped crying when she realized that. Oh, what a drama queen she was. But something kept bugging her that has to do with the prince and the chicken.
"Now Sungmin, eat your breakfast. We still have to do a lot of things today"
Sungmin stared at the food on the table. All kinds of chicken dishes were there. She was about to eat the chicken curry when the thought of the chicken prince came upon her. She screamed. She couldn't bear eating the specie of her own son.
"I can't eat this stuff!"
"Why? That's your favorite right? Come on dear"
"Its chicken and the thought of my son being a small chicken is unbearable, I can't eat it"
And she pushed the plate away however Kyuhyun was deep in thought for a moment, his wife was true. He stood up and ordered the servants to throw all the chicken away from the palace and cook them something that has nothing to do with the particular poultry animal. The servants obliged and with a wink of an eye, the foods were gone and the chef who cooked it was gaping behind the door. He was shocked, he did his best to cook those but it end up on the trash.
Kyuhyun ordered to ban all the chicken inside the palace for Prince Onew's sake, well-being and for the Queen's sanity. From that day the line up for the 45 days chicken no longer existed and the position of the royal chef was now open for the public. The chef retired immediately after seeing that his works were not appreciated by the royalties.
Zyme woke up early in the morning because of the annoying crooking of the frogs that Bit caught yesterday. She groaned, how she hated frogs. She yawned and lazily went to the bathroom and to her horror; a bunch of slimy blob went hopping inside the bathtub. Bit has no idea where to put the frogs and she decided that the bathtub would be a splendid place.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
She screamed and that's the hint that clearly state that it was morning and time to remove the lazy butts out of bed. Their alarm clock was busted, no time to repair it.
The dongsaengs of Zyme was now doing their beds except for the maknae. She was still sleeping peacefully with her rabbit pillow from dubu. After that the three went out of their bedroom, they headed straight to the kitchen where they saw Zyme, looking strange for today.
"Who the hell put the frogs inside the bathtub?" She inquired as she pat the baseball bat. The three shook their heads.
"Lets see... where's Cloud by the way?"
"I'm here eonnie" Cloud was indeed there. She woke up when she sensed a commotion was coming.
"Are you the one who did it?" Zyme started circling her.
"Did the what?"
"Frogs inside the bathtub"
Cloud blinked for several times and went to point at Bit. Bit shook her head, sent a knowing look at Cloud and mouthed something that goes with 'Shut up or you're dead', but Cloud paid no heed to that.
"I'm sure Bit did that, I saw her catching frogs yesterday."
"Waaa! That's for my potion!"
Zyme laughed maniacally and started swinging the bat towards Bit.
"Eonnie! She's lying! Believe me!" Bit began stepping backwards. Zyme was going to hit her when suddenly Sky screamed.
"What was that for Sky?" Xero asked as she ignored her eonnies and went to Sky's side.
"A letter from nana"
"Uh, and what's the relation of your scream to the letter?"
"To make the scenario strange and weird and somewhat out of place."
"Because you re my dongsaeng, I won't hit you for that. Anyway let me read the letter"
"Dearest granddaughters,
Nana received a letter just this morning and nana have to go 'somewhere' urgently. I have no time to cook breakfast dearest so I'm leaving you to handle the cooking. Here's the list of the chores you 4 will do."
"4? But we're 5" Xero commented.
"That's another reason why I screamed" Sky reasoned out.
"Oh, maybe you're wondering why I wrote 4 instead of 5. Cloud is not included, to make the explanation short, she is free do to the things she wants, she's not oblige to do household chores. Don't ask why.
Zyme and Xero: cooking Sky and Bit: Cleaning the house
I'll be back at midnight. Signed Nana" Xero finished.
The two ended the bat-swinging with Bit having a small bump on her head.
"Why does nana always sided Cloud?"
"Because she helped her with the curse, remember?"
Cloud has a silly smile on her face.
"Looks like I'm free"
While Cloud was not helping in anything, Xero was chopping the raw meat of chicken rather harshly. She was chopping while not looking at the fresh meat. Her mind was in somewhere else. The chicken bones started splitting into small pieces. Bit and Sky were not doing the chores but instead they were torturing the frogs, Cloud joined later.
Xero and Zyme finished the cooking show and they serve it on the table. Sky, Bit and Cloud came along and now the 5 were seated around the stone table.
"Ooo... Chicken Curry!"
The siblings were happily eating the chicken while chatting about random things when suddenly Cloud puke. The attention was shifted to her. Her face looked pale; she drank a lot of water. Sky patted her back but she kept puking. She ran towards the comfort room and she was never been found that very hour. Her eonnies were worried when Cloud didn't come back afterwards.
Afternoon came and Cloud looked devastating.
"What happened Cloud?" They chorused.
"A small chicken bone was stuck in my throat! And I'm having a hard time getting it!" She sat on the couch, looking grim.
"Don't worry dongsaeng, the chicken bone will be digested" Bit comforted her.
"Just don't think of it and in no time, you won't feel the pain again" Sky reassured.
"How could I? Everytime I gulped, the bones dances..."
"Hmm... I'm not the one to blame here, Xero chopped the chicken bones." Zyme accused.
"Omo! I didn't mean to! Oh, Cloud, don't worry... That happened to me too"
"Really?" Xero nodded.
"I know! This incident will never happen again if we will never eat chicken once more" Zyme declared.
And from that day, they have agreed to ban the chicken in their household.
Annyeong! Chicken is ban! Poor poultry animal... anyway, this story really happened. A chicken bone was stuck in Cloud's throat a long time ago.
-Cinderella In Boots.
