*Disclaimer: I own nothing except story line. Sorry it took long for this one but no reviews don't inspire me much.

"Hey." I greeted walking into Carlisle's house. To my shock Charlie was there 45 minutes early. Charlie is not the punctual type. I had smelled something before I came in but blew it off. "Dad!"

"Heya, Bells. I'm here for the rest of your story" He explained. Carlisle and Edward cringed. They had a mind conversation going. "Unless you have other plans?" Edward and I came over, much to my complaint, so Edward could speak to Carlisle. I was not in the least bit saddened by our change of plans.

"No Charlie, nothing important we were just gonna hang out here." He smiled. "Bella." He prompted. I sat down on the love seat next to Charlie.

"You sure you want to continue and you know how dangerous-" I as interrupted by the nearest stereo bursting out the song Dangerous. Even though it was a time for us all to be annoyed at Emmett we had to try to contain laughter. Alice was brave enough to speak first.

"EMMETT." She tried to yell but it came out as a squeak. At this point all of us were clutching our sides and leaning on whatever was nearest for support. "Its like the song was made about Bella." She informed us from her personal view.

That girl is so Dangerous that girl is so…

"Why is that song still on?" I wondered. It clicked off, Carlisle wasn't happy.

"What? It was funny wasn't it?" He asked. His smile was diminishing as if realizing something he did wasn't funny.

"It's not the time to be funny." Carlisle noted. Eager to get out of this awkward conversation I turned back to start again.

"As I was saying, it is extremely-,"

Dangerous…

"Sorry couldn't help myself. I won't do it again." To ensure this Emmett took the cd out and broke it. Emmett took in a deep unnecessary breath.

"My CD!" Edward shot imaginary daggers at Emmett, before lunging that is. "Emmett! You, you, aggggghhhhh you will so pay for this." He concluded. I sound that weird in a few ways. First, why did Edward have that cd? Second, why is Edward so worked up about that cd? Lastly, did he seriously just lose his guard in front of me let alone Charlie over a CD? The shattering of glass brought me out of my thoughts.

"My china." Esme whimpered. Emmett had thrown the whole entire China shelf at Edward. Esme had obviously had her China broken enough times she knew better then to care now. She went over to the closet and revealed a bunch more. Realizing this time her shelf was included she closed the door and went upstairs. Getting out of the glass Edward realized he had every face on his. He looked at me apologetically, before dismissing himself to Esme, dragging Emmett by the ear behind him. Alice and Jasper took the liberty of cleaning up the glass. It was done within the 5 second period.

"So sorry about that, Charlie." Carlisle excused himself to now the living room held Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Charlie, and I. Charlie's face was priceless. I think he realized this was real and not some reality prank show.

"Continue?" I squeaked pretending nothing happened.

"I go have to, I'm uh Sue meeting." He rushed out. I was furious. "EDWARD!!! EMMETT!!!"

"Heya, Little sis. Where daddy goes?" he skipped down the stairs. The wrath of Esme hadn't been that horrible. Edward pouted failing eye contact.

"Sorry, but that cd was from you." He explained. Jasper and Alice froze. I didn't get him any cd.

"I didn't get you any Akon CD." I told him dumbfounded.

"Oooops. That would be mine and Jaspers doing." She started. We stared. "We were gonna pull a prank on you two but never went through with it we completely forgot about that cd." She let us know.

"A prank and I didn't know about it! Sheesh what has Bella done to the world?" Emmett over exaggerated. I was beginning to think if I would ever be able to tell Charlie.

Stupid vampires.

I give up on trying to make the chapters longer. Making them longer isn't going to add any content so I will make them short chapters. Review. I feel im stretching this to long so Charlie will know some more stuff on the next. Ill put it up after I get a certain amount of reviews. Hahaa or when I feel like it.