Greatness is calling! How are my readers faring? Anyway, I might be a little late for this but Happy New Year everybody! Hope you'll have great success with all your New Year's resolution, eh? So moving on, the cast for today shall take a metaphorical chill pill as they talk about their chosen countries…I guess that's it for the opening. Onwards as the FFXIII Cast Reviews:

The Greatest Country on Earth!

Price: Did everyone enjoy their week?

Sazh: Pretty much.

Fang: I'm confused here.

Price: Why?

Fang: There were some kids hanging outside Lightning's house a few weeks back. I think they were chanting something.

Price: So?

Lightning: I hate kids. No offence, Hope.

Hope: No problem about it. I admit, sometimes I am whiny.

Vanille: On an unrelated topic, I went and played FFX for the weekend…

Snow: And?

Vanille: I wonder what would happen if Rikku would meet Light.

Lightning: I don't get it.

Snow: Oh ho ho! Rikku is a character in FFX. And she's afraid of Lightning.

Serah: How could a person be afraid of somebody they have never met? Especially since it's a video game character.

Price: I really don't think you're one to speak.

Serah: What does that mean?

Sazh: Anybody seen my car keys?

Price: Everybody slow down! We are here for a review, nothing else!

Hope: What are we reviewing anyway?

Vanille: Yeah! We weren't given anything to review about!

Snow: We just got this piece of paper at the end of the previous review!

Price: Can any of you read English?

-Everybody stays silence, Lightning starts fidgeting with her gunblade-

Price: Anybody?

Serah: Umm…me?

Price: Really?

Serah: Yes?

Price: …

Lightning: Sis.

Serah: Yeah. I'm sorry.

Price: Ugh. You all were supposed to review the greatest country on earth.

Fang: Yours or ours?

Price: Mine, if it's possible.

Lightning: Shall I start?

Sazh: Be my guest.

Fang: I'm not ready yet. So, yeah sure.

Lightning: Greatest country, huh. Is it according to me?

Price: Yes. It was written down in the paper.

Lightning: You seem to forget that we aren't from your world, sir.

Price: Don't worry, I haven't forgotten. I just don't care.

Lightning: How very…open of you.

Snow: Heh. She said open.

Serah: Heh heh.

Lightning: Anyway, I enjoy those pastry filled with those chocolate pastry cream and topped off with icing.

Vanille: He asked for a country, Light.

Lightning: I know. Price, which country are those from?

Price: If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that country would be France.

Lightning: Then I love France. They have Monaco too, right? Like that place and their art isn't bad either.

Vanille: Me next, me next!

Price: Go ahead.

Vanille: I love…which country has sheep?

Hope: Why the mad obsession?

Vanille: It's not mad! It's a viable enjoyment and study of the rather plump-looking being.

Fang: That was a lot of words to say "looking at fat"

Vanille: You're supposed to be on my side!

Price: Uhh…country with sheep. That would be New Zealand maybe.

Vanille: I wanna go there! How do I get there?

Sazh: Let's leave her to ponder that question alone for now shall we.

Hope: I agree.

Serah: I want to go next!

Sazh: Sure. Why the hell not.

Snow: Seems like it's "ladies first" night.

Serah: Ignore Snow. He's jealous just cause I got a kiss on the cheek by sis on my birthday.

Snow: I wasn't jealous! I was disappointed.

-Just imagine everyone with a "WHAT" face-

Serah: Anyway, I love China. Not because of all the tea but because of the long history it has. Actually, I think China and Egypt are neck and neck.

Price: Really. What do you know about Egypt?

Serah: …It's sandy.

Sazh: Ain't it ironic that Bodhum girl here likes countries that have a lot of sand and lots of mountains?

Hope: You don't have any idea what you're talking about do you?

Sazh: Don't even try to comprehend the amazingness of my words. It's a language only the above thirties would understand.

Lightning: Are you calling me old?

Sazh: Wait, what? You understood that?

Lightning: I ask again. Are you calling me old?

Sazh: No.

Snow: And that, Serah, is why we gave her a moogle-teddy to play with.

Lightning: What! Blatant lies! That is a lie!

Fang: Then why are denying it so forcefully?

Lightning: -Mutters something incoherent-

Serah: Don't tease sis so much.

Fang: Fine.

Snow: Okay. Why?

-Snow receives a long history lesson off camera-

Price: Right, who's next?

Fang: Oh! Me, me!

Vanille: What do think they might be talking about?

Price: Can we focus on the topic at hand?

Fang: As I was about to begin, my favourite would be Australia.

Price: I think I already know, but why Australia?

Fang: There are sheep in Australia as well! Can you imagine!

Vanille: I wanna go there too!

Price: So you want to go there because of sheep, nothing else?

Fang: No. Why?

Price: Really? No, "crikey" jokes?

Fang: Who the hell is "Crikey"?

Hope: Can I go next?

Price: Sure, knock yourself out.

Hope: Yes! My favourite place would be Japan!

Price: Why did you choose Japan then?

Hope: I guess it's because Japan is every young boy's dream to go there. I mean there are shopping centres there that sell only games or models! It isn't like a damn store either, it's like a 3-storey shopping complex! I got an NES there somewhere during the weekend too!

Sazh: Just that?

Hope: Well…the girls there are pretty too, kinda.

Snow: Now that sounds like the growing kid I know!

Vanille: Eww! Hope likes girls!

Serah: Actually, Vanille. That is a good thing.

Vanille: Oh?

Fang: Did I seriously hear you say "Oh" with a question mark?

Sazh: I assume they taught you different things on Pulse?

Vanille: Don't "assume"! It makes an "ass out of you and me!"…Hee he. Get it? Ass. You. Me.

Hope: Hey, Fang.

Fang: Umm?

Hope: Who taught Vanille?

Fang: …Actually, I don't rightly know.

Price: Moving on!

Serah: Price looks angry!

Snow: Wasn't he always?

Price: Maybe you want to speak a little louder?

Snow: No, no…sorry.

Sazh: That makes me next, right?

Hope: Yeah, should be.

Sazh: Great. What would be my favourite country?

Vanille: You haven't chosen yet?

Sazh: Oh! I got one. Brazil!

Fang: Bra?

Price: Brazil. It's in South America. I take it you enjoyed Rio?

Sazh: Girls there know how to treat a man right.

Serah: You're horrible.

Snow: I wanna go to Rio.

Serah: Snow!

Vanille: Yeah, Snow!

Hope: I don't get it.

Price: Well, you're on next Snow.

Snow: Umm…right. My favourite country is America! Yeah!

Lightning: Asshole.

Snow: Oh yeah! Your country's army against mine!

Lightning: Bring it! I'll make you pay for bringing up my moogle on-air!

Snow: Serah! Join me!

Lightning: No way! Serah will always support me before she supports an oaf like you!

Serah: I didn't ask for this.

Fang: Just join in then. It's looking like fun!

Vanille: Yay! War times!

Price: Ugh.

Goddamn. What a mess I made of this review, I beg my readers forgiveness as well. I have been in a rut for so long! My first case of writers block! Anyway, the next review would be put up when it's ready. Or at least when I'm done with it. Maybe "Whose line" would be next, maybe not because I've been watching "FMP! Fumoffu" so till next time! Dare to dream!