Ichigo-baachan (Grandma Strawberry)
Summary: NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto at Hogwarts? Harry Potter-sama? Wtf happened?
Title: Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?
Chapter 8
Ichigo: Thank you again, for all the reviews! And sorry for all the mistakes (spelling, grammar, etc.) I had in the last chapter...it sucks how WordPad doesn't have spellcheck...well onwards!!
Harry Potter-sama! Wtf?
By: Ichigo-baachan
Chapter 8
"Blah", -Talking
'Blah', -Thinking
"Blah", -Inner Sakura
"Blah",- Scroll Talk
A.N.- I don't own Naruto, sorry.
...?(Chapter 8...START!)...?
With a yell, Ron leaped out of his bed, waking up all the students sleeping in the Gyffindor dorm.
"What the hell?" Sakura mumbled, wiping away the drowsiness from her eyes.
"What's with all the commotion in the morning? People are still trying to sleep."
'Oh well, we were going to wake up sooner or later.'
Sakura dressed quickly after washing her face and brushing her teeth, putting on her red-vest with the white skirt and black biker shorts underneath the black uniform robes of Hogwarts. She placed her fingerless gloves and her wand in the pockets of the robes, and strapped her set of kunai knives, shurikens, scrolls, explosives, and other typical shinobi equipment, including her medical equipment.
'Just in case,' she thought, pulling her shinobi sandals onto her feet, ignoring the feeling of the cold biting her bare toes, and finally tying the Konoha head-protector onto her head, preventing her bangs from falling fowards.
Sakura sighed, and spotted Ino still slumbering on in her bed.
'Jeez that girl..,' Sakura thought, a snicker escaping her lips as Ino started mumbling in her sleep.
"Ne, ne, Ino-pig, wake up," Sakura whispered, shaking the blond girl awake.
As they headed toward the Great Hall for breakfast, they met up with Ron and Harry.
"Ohayo, Harry, Ron!" Ino greeted them.
A look of confusion crossed their faces.
"O...ohayo?" Harry said.
Sakura rolled her eyes at Ino. "Baka. I'm so sure Harry and Ron know how to speak Japanese."
"So," Sakura said after seating herself at the Gyffindor table. "What was all that commotion about in morning?"
Ron turned a shade of pink, as Harry said,"Oh nothing. Just Ron being overexcited for Professor Moody's class today."
"Say, where's Naruto, Kiba, Rock Lee and Hermione?" Sakura asked, scanning the Great Hall.
"Hermione is probably in the library...again," Harry said.
"And Rock Lee was trying to stop Kiba from strangling Naruto," Ron said thoughtfully.
With a tilt of her eyebrow, Sakura asked no more.
On their way to Professor Moody's class in the afternoon, they met up with Hermione.
"Sorry. Been in the-", she started.
"Library, yes we know," Harry finished her sentence for her.
"Hey hey, Hermione, how come you spend so much time in the library?" Ino asked.
"Uh...nothing much. Just...research," Hermione replied, casting a glance at the shinobi, and quickly looking away.
"She's hiding something from us."
'Well, a girl's got her secrets, you know,' Sakura replied to her Inner self.
"I have a feeling that it involves us though, and it's not that great."
'I'll ask her later about it.'
The group, now including Rock Lee, Naruto, and Kiba, whose faces were all flushed red, seated themselves at the front of the room, other students scrambling for good seats.
"They seem excited," Sakura said, looking at Ron who seemed to be jumping up and down in his seat.
The class took out their copies of The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection, and waited patiently for Moody and Ibiki.
The door slammed open, and Morino Ibiki and Moody appeared in the doorway.
"Ron's getting a bit...over-excited, don't you think?" Sakura whispered to Harry.
Harry looked at his best friend, and saw a wide grin upon Ron's face, and he was actually bouncing up and down in his seat.
Professor Moody glanced at the books on the desks of his class, and growled,"You can put those books away. You won't need them."
As Sakura put her book back into her bag, she took a look at the class, and noticed that Naruto was shuffling awkwardly in his seat.
"What's wrong, Naruto?"
Naruto grimaced, and replied,"Stupid Kiba made me miss breakfast, just hungry."
Sakura grinned, and passed a croissant over to him.
Professor Moody saw this, and just when he was about to say something, Naruto stuffed the bread into his mouth, his cheeks bulging with happiness.
As Moody called out the names, Sakura saw Ibiki at the side, a thoughtful look on his face while staring at the professor next to him.
"Right then," Moody said. "I've received a notice from Professor Lupin about this class, and it seems you're pretty through tackling the Dark creatures-you've covered boggarts, Red Caps, hinkypunks, grindylows, Kappas, and werewolves, correct?"
A murmur went through the class, and many nodded their heads in agreement.
"Buy you're very behind on dealing with curses," Professor Moody continued. "I'm here to bring you up to scratch on what wizards can do to each other. I've got one year to teach you how to deal with Dark-"
"What, you're not staying?" Ron blurted out, and Moody just smiled and continued.
"So. Curses. They come in many strengths and forms. Now, according to the Ministry of Magic, I'm supposed to teach you countercurses and leave it at that. I'm not supposed to show you what illegal Dark curses look like until you're in the sixth year. You're not supposed to be old enough to deal with it till then. But Professor Dumbledore's got a higher opinion of your nerves, and he thinks that you are able to cope, and I agree with him. The sooner you know what you're up against, the better. How are you supposed to defend yourself against something you've never seen? A wizard who's about to put an illegal curse on you isn't going to tell you what he's about to do. He's not going to do it all nice and polite for you, so you need to be prepared. You need to be alert and watchful, and I suggest that you put that away, Miss Brown, especially since I am talking."
Lavender jumped, and quickly put away her completed horoscope she had been showing Parvati in her bag.
Professor Moody continued. "So, do any of you bunch know which curses are omst heavily punished by wizarding law?"
Moody pointed to Naruto, who was finally done with eating the croissant Sakura had given him.
"Uh...I'm not exactly sure-", he stuttered out.
"Just answer boy," Moody said.
"Ano...Furou Fushi no Jutsu? (A.N.- translation: Immortality Skill-used by Orochimaru)" Naruto mumbled.
Ibiki let out a laugh, and Professor Moody gave his assistant a confused look.
"Japanese magic," Ibiki simply replied.
Moody chuckled. "Japanese magic..I have never seen it before. Now, back to our lesson."
He pointed to Ron, who answered. "My dad told me about one...It's called the Imperius Curse?"
Moody nodded. "Ah. Your father would know about that one. Gave the ministry a lot of trouble at one time, that curse."
Moody got up, opened his desk drawer, and took out a glass jar. Inside the jar were three large black spiders scuttling around inside it. Sakura heard a shudder come from Ron-who hated spiders.
Professor Moody reached into the jar, grabbed the nearest spider, and held it in the palm of his hand so the whole class could see it. He pointed his wand at the spider, and muttered,"Imperio!"
The spider leapt from Moody's hand on a thread of silk and began to swing backward and forward as though on a trapeze. As it started to cartwheel in circles on the professor's desk, the class laughed.
Ibiki snorted, and said,"You think it's funny, do you? So you'd be laughing still if you were the spider?"
Almost instantly, the laughter died down.
Ibiki continued. "Professor Moody here, has total control over the spider right now. He could make it jump out of the window, drown itself, throw intself down one of your throats..."
Many of the class shuddered, and with a steely look, Sakura gazed at the spider, which was now rolling around the desk.
"The Imperius Curse can be fought, and I'll be teaching you how, but it takes real strength of character, and not everyone's got it. Better avoid being hit with it if you can. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" Professor Moody barked out, causing students to jump.
Ibiki picked up the spider, and placed it back in the jar, Sakura now giving a pitying look at the somersaulting spider.
"Anyone else know another illegal curse?"
In Sakura's surprise, Neville shook as his hand went up in the air, and unsuprisingly, Hermione's hand shot up in the air like a bullet.
Moody nodded to Neville. "The-the Cruciatus Curse," Neville managed to stutter out.
Moody looked at Neville for a while, and asked,"Your name-Longbottom, is it?"
Neville nodded nervously, but Moody didn't furthur question him.
Moody turned back to the jar with the spiders, took another spider out, and placed it upon the desktop, where it remained motionless, as if too scared to move, but it was certainly alive, twitching now and then, making Ron shudder even more.
"Engorgio!"
The spider started to swell. Now it was larger than a tarantula, and Ron pushed his chair backward, his face going pale.
"Crucio!"
The spider's legs bent in upon its body, and it rolled over and over, and started twitching, as if in a spasm. No sound came from it, but Sakura was sure that it would have been screaming if it had a voice, and she looked over at Kiba, who was wincing, as if hearing something horrible.
'Poor Kiba,' she thought, thinking of how his dog-like hearing was causing pain to him.
"And Akamaru," Inner Sakura added, the dog letting out a whine.
The spider started to shudder and jerk more violently, but Ibiki and Moody did nothing to stop the spider's pain, an identical grim look set upon their faces.
"Stop it!" a voice screamed out.
Sakura turned from looking at the spider, and looked at Hermione, who was looking, not at the spider, but Neville.
Immediately, pity washed over Sakura, as she saw the boy's state. Neville's hands were gripping the sides of his desks, his knuckles white, and his eyes were wide and horrified.
"Reducio," Moody said softly, and the spider shrank back to it's normal size as it's legs relaxed, but continued twitching.
"Pain," Ibiki said, his voice booming. "It doesn't have to be physical pain-you don't need thumbscrews or knives to torture someone."
"Especially with a spell like the Cruciatus Curse..it was once very popular too," Moody said, then continued.
"So-any others?"
Hermione raised her hand again, which was now shaking slightly.
"Yes?" Moody said, looking at her.
With a shudder, Hermione muttered,"Avada Kedavra."
Sakura felt a shudder go around the class, and an uneasy feeling set upon her stomach.
Moody smiled a twisted smile. "Ah. Yes. The last and the worst. Avada Kedavra..also known as the Killing Curse."
He reached into the jar again, and pulled out the third spider.
Moody placed the spider upon the desktop, and it started to scuttle frantically acorss the surface, as if knowing what was about to come of it.
"Avada Kedavra!"
There was a flash of blinding green ligh and a rushing sound, as if something invisible was soaring through the air, and the spider rolled over onto its back, unmarked, but obviously dead.
Many of the students tried to stifle their cries, and Ron leaped back and almost fell from his seat as the dead spider skidded toward him.
"Not nice," Moody said calmly. "And not pleasant. And what's worse is tat there's no countercurse, and there's no blocking it. The only person who has been known to survive the Killing Curse is sitting right in front of me."
Sakura saw Harry's face redden as both of Moody's eyes looked into his own, and she could feel everybody else in the class looking at Harry.
A troubled look crossed Harry's face as he stared at the blackboard, and Sakura wondered what he was thinking.
Sakura turned to face Moody as he started to talk again.
"Why am I showing you that curse if there's no countercurse? Why? Because you've got to know. I'm not letting you run around in the world, totally oblivious to the dangerous things in the world, and you've got to appreciate what the worst is. And you definitely do not want to find yourself in a situation where you're facing it. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" Moody roared, again causing students to jump.
He continued. "Now. These three curses, Avada Kedavra, Imperius, and Cruciatus, are known as the Unforgiveable Curses. The use of any of them on a fellow human being is enough to earn a life sentence in Azkaban. That's what you're up against. That's what I've got to teach you to fight. You need preparing. You need arming. But most of all, you need to practice constant, never-ceasing vigilance. Now get your quills out and copy this down."
As they spent the rest of the lesson copying down notes on each of the Unforgiveable Curses, Sakura thought,'This better not reach Orochimaru. Our world is dangerous as it is.'
The bell rang, and the class rushed out into the hall, talking about what had happened in the class.
Sakura overheard Naruto mutter,"Jeez..we already see enough of those kind of stuff back at home..."
Sakura punched his head, and said,"Just hope that it doesn't reach Orochimaru's ears, ne?"
A worried look crossed Naruto's face, and he nodded.
Rock Lee poked Sakura's shoulder, and she turned, and automatically saw the worried look on his face. Rock Lee pointed to Neville and whispered, "Do you think you could do anything to help him, Sakura-chan?"
Neville, with the still wide and horrified looking eyes, said,"Very interesting dinner-I mean lesson-what's for eating?"
"Neville are you alright?" Hermione asked.
"Oh yes. Never felt better!" Neville said in an unnaturally high voice.
Sakura heard a thump from behind her, and saw that it was Professor Moody.
"It's alright sonny. Why don't you come up to my office? Come on...we'll have a cup of tea," he said in a low and gentle growl, as he led a terrified Neville away.
"Haruno-kun."
"Yes?" Sakura turned, and came face to face with Ibiki.
The special jounin thrust out a package to her, and she stared curiously after the man as he walked away swiftly, causing Hogwarts students to scatter.
"W-wait! Morino-san!" she called out, and he turned to face her.
"Yes?"
"A-ano...what is this?"
He gave her a cold smile, and answered,"From Hokage-sama," as he walked away.
"Tsunade-shishou..?" Sakura muttered, staring at the package with a wondering gaze.
"Ne, ne, fore-head girl, let's go to dinner, shall we?" Ino said, interrupting Sakura from her thoughts.
"A-ai."
...?(Chapter 8..end!)..?
Ichigo: That was a very...interesting chapter, ne?
Sakura: It was pretty short.
Ichigo: Well...I was going to make it longer, but I had a feeling that I should just leave it like that.
Naruto: -stomach growls- stupid Kiba making me miss breakfast...
Ichigo: heheh...I'm so sad..
Sasuke: Yes you are.
Ichigo: Aw, shut it, Uchiha.
Sakura: What's wrong?
Ichigo: I didn't make Ibiki do ANYTHING cool and scary in that chapter!-starts to rant-
Sakura: You know...Ibiki has this sort of charisma, that scares everybody off.
Ichigo: 'Cause he's a 'special jounin', you know.
Naruto: I'll be a kind person.
Ichigo: Huh?
Naruto: Review, Ichigo's readers, review!
Ichigo: Oh. Ai...thanks Naruto. Oh! And, I didn't procrastinate!! But I gave you a seriously short chapter...sorry...REVIEW THOUGH!
