"WHAT THE HELL GUYS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FUCKING COME AND KIDNAP ME WHY CAN YOU USE A DAMN PHONE FOR ONCE!" Alex yelled when he woke up on one of the Host Clubs couches.
"Because if we told you why you were here you probably wouldn't have came and besides we don't just kidap you. We kidnap everyone."The twins said in perfect unison
"Okay well why don't you tell me why i'm here then."Alex said with clenched teeth.
"Your here because of your horrible behavior at the party last night."Tamaki said
"What horrible behavior?"Alex asked truth betold he really had no idea
"Well lets see for starters you ate almost all of the food we provided (Wasted money), and you made a girl cry (possibly hurting the customer rate)."Kyoua said not happy about the matter.
"Hey it's not my fault the twins kept me with them all day so I didnt get to eat! And that chick was just a waste you don't need someone like her anyway."Alex reasoned
"Be that as it may, today we are going to fix your horrible behavior."Tamaki said
"Like hell you will"Alex said runing to the door only to be caught and thrown to the ground by hunni
"You made a girl upset. Thats not nice! You can't do that so fix your attitude!"Hunni yelled at him
'Oh fuck."Alex thought scrambling to his feet and running away from the midget. (He really is)
"ha!"Tamaki and the twins high fived.
"Okay lets get this over with." Alex mumbled
So for the next 3 hours the Host Club commenced operation:Fix Alex's attitude! Alex was in hell after the first 5 seconds.
"Ughh you guys I've had enough! You've been going on and on about putting your pinky down when you set down a cup for a half hour now!"Alex yelled
"THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!" They shouted.
"Ugh!"Alex groaned
"Well that aside I think It is time for alex's practice date."Tamaki finally said. (get ready Mori fans)
"INTRODUCING MORINA!"The twins and tamaki said as you pointed to one of the host clubs changing rooms as Mori stepped out in a long waist length black wig with a bow in it and a short pink sun dress and white panyhose with makeup on and, of course,pink dolly shoes.
"Takashi you look SO cute!"Hunni yelled.
"mph."Mori grunted.
Mori sat across the table from Alex who was trying not to laugh.
"This is Morina your practice date partner. You are going to go on a date with her right now and we will correct what you do." Tamaki explained
"Great."Alex said
"So let the date commence!"
"..."
"..."
SPRAY!
"What the hell was that for!"Alex yelled wipping his face.
"The gentalman always starts the comversation!"Tamaki explained
"okay. So,uh, Morina? How's it hanging?"
SPRAY!
"Never ask a girl "How's it hangin?" use commen sence."Hikaoru said
"Okay then Morina How's your day been? Good I hope?"Alex asked
"It's been very lovely. I aced my geometry test today (Do they take geometry?)"Mori said in a wicked high voice.
"Well i'm glad."Alex glanced at tamaki and sighed. "But i'm not surprised a smart girl like you probably aces all of her test. Am I right?"Alex said with a glance from below.
"THAT WAS SO CUTE! ABSOLUTELY AMAZINGLY ADORABLE!"Tamaki yelled.
"Why does this sound so familiar?"haruhi asked herself.
"Well I wouldn't say I ace them all.."Morina said blushing
"Well I need you to do me a favor."Alex asked smoothly
"What's that?"Morina asked
"Give me the ace cause you've stolen my heart."
"REALLY GOOD! SUPER GOOD WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT LINE?"Tamaki asked
"uh my brain I think."Alex said
'That was so corny.'Alex thought.
"Alright I think you've done beautifuly today tomarrow you will go on a date with a real girl (Insert hurt look from Mori) and there we'll see your skill."tamaki announced.
"Okay." Alex sprinted from the room and to his car.
"DAMN!"The entire host club said
"oh boy"
