Dear Cartman,
Ok, so you weren't joking. Or you're still lying to me. Whatever, I'll work with what I'm getting. It's boring enough here as it is, might as well focus on you and your problems.
So it's not just Stan's dad? Now the other dads in the neighborhood are... GAH! THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID! Where does Stan live?! Why would all the adults join in on this barbaric display of ultimate sinning?!
Every dad?! Every single dad is a fucking satanic goth that draws stars and writes poetry and dyes their hair black?!
Ok, I couldn't give a crap about their hair. Or the poetry. Poetry can be nice sometimes. But not the poems they're writing!
Or, I'm assuming.
Your friend with limited information,
Kyle
