Josh Hotz sits quietlyat home sleeping but his computer wakes him up…hetakes the survey Derrick has sent him.
SUBJ: RL
1. Who has seen you in your underwear lately? Alicia jkjk
2. Is it awkward when you run into your exes? Hmm…nope. Me and Claire r cool
3. Have you kissed someone this past week? Yep, alicia
4. how old are u? 13
5. What did you do the last time you were home alone? Raid the pantry
6. Do you ever wanna know who you are going to marry? I don't really care
7. Have you ever watched the Real World? YES.
8. How much cash do you have on you? 20 bucks
9. Who are the 3rd and 7th texts in your phone? Alicia and Derrick
10. Are you tanned? Yeah, I have like, a natural tan
11. Are you upset with anyone? Nope, im cool
12. Do you talk to the person you have a thing for? No WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
13. Have you ever seen your best friend cry? NOOO
14. Did you get any compliments today? yeah
15. Have you ever gone to court? No. SNOOOZER
16. Are you friends with your neighbors? Sure?
17. Have you ever punched a guy? Duh.
18. Do you get jealous easily? idk
19. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? Yep.
20. Egged someones house? Yeah!
21. Have you ever had a crush on your brother or sisters friends? No, I don't have any
22. Have you ever gone to the beach? yeah
23. What are you listening to? Nothing.
24. Do you remember your music teachers name from elementry school? No. I got kicked out
25. How good is your eyesight? good
26. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks? Sure, sounds fun.
27. Have you ever been out of your country? I've been everywhere.
28. Would your parents be mad if you got suspended for fighting? No they weren't THAT mad when I pulled the fire alarm
29. Do you have a Honda, Toyota or Nissan? I don't drive yet
30. What time did you wake up this morning? 7:30
31. What are you doing saturday? Soccer game
32. What is in your back pocket? Im wearing pajamas
33. What were you doing at 3am this morning? Alicia. Haha JK!
34. What do you usually do first in the morning? eat
35. Who is your favorite band? I guess 3oh!3
36. Made out for more than 3 minutes? Hehe…don't tell my mom tho
37. Slept in a different bed? yah
38. Made out in a cinema? yes.
39. Made out with 2 different people in one night? Nope but boy would THAT be awesome
40. Thought your cousin was hot? Ew, no
41. Been in love? Yeah
42. Slept in past noon? sure
43. Gone over the speed limit? My parents have
44. What color is your room? The color of your mom's chest hair
45. Drove a van? no
46. Last time you went to a party? Idk I go 2 parties all the time
47. Gotten a platypus? No, but that would be SO COOL
48. Been to China? Not yet
49. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Sure?
50. Been in a fist fight? ALL THE TIME!
51. Snuck out of your house? Yep.
52. Had feelings for someone who did not have them back? No one can resist me.
53. Had sex at school? Not yet :) I just got a good idea tho…
54. Made out with a stranger? Hm. I didn't know Claire very well then…
55. Ditched school to do something more fun? once
He posted it and went back to sleep.
THE SURVEY ENDS!
