Disclaimer: I don't own either Ranma ½ or Sailormoon or Noir or Vandread or Ah! My Goddess...I wish I did so I can skip this part

Aftermath: By Lord Strife

AN: You might find this chapter's early parts...familiar. (hehehehe)

AN: Warning OOC...Warning Lime Scented...Warning this fic is done by a complete wacko! (Hey! I'm not a wacko! Psycho maybe but not wacko!)

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A few streaks of sunlight passed though the curtains that draped over the window, causing a certain young man to wake from his sleep.

"Man! Feels like a rhino bulldozed over my head (again)...I can't believe I let Uncle Frank talked me into drinking (especially what it did to me before)!" Ranma tried to bring right hand over his head but soon noticed that there was something or someone using his right shoulder as a pillow (uh-oh...). He decided to use his left hand instead but soon found out that, like his right shoulder, something or someone was also using his left shoulder as a pillow (oh man...not again).

Ranma slowly opened his eyes, taking in the morning rays coming from the window. He slowly looked down (hoping against hope it was not what he thinks it is) to see who or what was using him as a pillow. He felt his cool waver at the sight of two bushes of hair. One was blackish to blue color, and the other was definitely in the shade of blue.

Ranma was now wide awake as he recognizes the situation he is in (again). Ranma looked at the girl sleeping at his right side, 'Kirika?' Then looked at the girl to his left, 'Meia?' Then he noticed certain other things. 'I'm naked.' Then something else, 'They're naked.' This led to another thought, 'I'm definitely dead!'

His head flopped back on the pillow with the thought, 'WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THIS TIME?' Ranma groaned as his head ached from the hangover from last night. 'Let's see...umm...from what I recall...Uncle Frank dragged me over to bar downtown...Akane and Ami left earlier so they could visit a doctor to check-up on the condition of their pregnancy...Kirika and Meia stayed...after a few bottles...what was it? Scotch? Vodka? Sake? Ah, whatever...then I was carried home by Uncle Frank...and Meia and Kirika help me...into...Meia's...room...damn!'

Yep Ranma knew. He's dead. But he didn't know if it would come from his lovable yet pathologically violent fiancée Akane, smart and 'conservative' Ami, silent and calculating Kirika, gung-ho Meia, or anyone from their 'loving' families. 'At least no loonies form the NWC...for now.' Ranma thought.

Feeling her pillow stiffen somewhat, Kirika began to stir. What she noticed first was that she had a splitting headache. 'Note to self, I better ask Mireille how she handles alcohol without coming down with a hangover.' She then finally notices her current situation and looks up at the sight of a petrified Ranma. She couldn't help but stifle a giggle. "Morning Ranma-san." 'We did 'it'...we finally did 'it'...I have been dreaming of this since...'

"Err...morning Kirika." Ranma finally manage to say out while still looking at Kirika.

"You know...Akane's gonna kill you for taking advantage of me!" Kirika said in a sing song.

"Taking advantage? You're the one who took advantage of me Kirika!"

"Never saw you complain."

"Ain't the point!"

Ranma suddenly felt dread when he noticed that Kirika was giving him the same predatory grin Akane gave him a month ago. 'Oh man...this can't be real...it can't be real!'

Meia started to stir. 'Ouch...my head hurts...ugh...can't people stay quiet when someone's having a headache!' She opened her eyes groggily. "You guys make too much noise..."

"Morning Meia-chan." Kirika greeted chirpily.

"Morning Kirika...morning Ranma." Meia sat up and gave a stretch, ignoring the fact she was naked and her actions was doing something...'fascinating' that wasn't lost on Ranma. "I think I had them beat."

"Huh?" Ranma asked quizzically.

Meia turned to him and smiled (evilly), "I have them beat...I out-scream both Ami and Akane."

Kirika rubbed her ear in remembrance, "I know...my ears felt like I ridded out a barrage of artillery fire."

Then the door slowly opened and to Ranma's utter terror...it was Akane and Ami.

"A-AKANE! A-AMI! THIS...I MEAN...I WAS...WELL..." Ranma blabbered, 'I'm crooked!'

Akane stalked towards the trio on the bed, Ami followed leisurely...albeit locking the door first.

"Ranma..." Akane began.

Ranma gulped.

Then what followed nearly made Ranma run for the hills...if he wasn't being pinned down by Meia and Kirika that is. Akane was having that same grin a month ago. She looked at her two cousins who were pinning the 'wild horse' in bed, "Judging from your glow, I'd say you two had the time of your life last night."

Meia and Kirika giggled, "You betcha we did." Meia continued, "Never thought it would work though."

Ami was little miffed, "Hey! I have you know my ideas never failed before."

Ranma was going into shock, 'They knew...they planned it...Akane willingly...? And Ami too!' (Ranma's reasoning has gone hay-wire folks...actually so did mine.)

"Oh, my...I think Ranma is going into shock." Ami said noticing Ranma's twitching, 'naked' body.

Akane giggled, "Honestly Ranma...you don't know how many boys would love to be in your position."

"I ain't like them!" Ranma protested, recovering slightly.

"We know." Kirika said. "That's why." She smiled coyly as she rubbed her body against his eliciting a groan from Ranma.

Akane then notices a certain 'soldier' standing in salute...her grin widens. "You know Meia?"

"Hmm?"

"You haven't beaten me yet." Akane then tore off her pajama and jumped Ranma.

Ami delicately removed hers, after all Ranma was pinned and there was no need to rush.

"Wait! Won't Uncle and Auntie..."

"They already left for work Ranma." Ami said casually. "The house is all ours for the day."

Ranma whimpered.

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"Finally!" Urd cried, "After all this time! I finally got a relationship to work!"

Skuld snorted, "Relationship is meant for two people you bimbo. You made a harem."

"Shut-up squirt! You're ruining the mood!"

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Nodoka woke-up with a bright smile on her face. 'I have a feeling that my son's being manly today...'

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Setsuna was snickering, "You have no idea Nodoka how right you are. You have no idea...." She then fell from her chair still laughing.

To be continued...

AN: It ain't over yet...at least I hope not.