Since this is my fan-filled episode… ofweaponarydefences, you're up! I'm lovin' this fan-episode theme! Soo fuunn! Here we go!

*the blizzard clears from the air, revealing the coldly beautiful snow princess*

Khione: What are you doing with my boyfriend?

Leo: Khione! You're here!

xxCharmspeakerxx: We were just hanging out with him. Hades! We even gave him a minion!

Minion: Hi.

Khione: *looks down at the minion and reels back* That's not a minion! Tha-

Minion: *grows in size and becomes less yellow, leaving behind a handsome young boy* I am ofweaponarydefences!

IamAnnabeth: Uhmm… You have no weaponary defenses.

ofweaponarydefences: That is because that is my name, you buffoon!

Time2Wake: Do not call my friend a buffoon! *full battle religa appears on her and she starts to charge ofweaponarydefences*

*a blinding flash of light explodes throughout the attic and a fair-skinned goddess with flowing blonde hair appears*

Khione: Silena! Soo nice to see you again!

Leo: AAHHH! IT'S SILENA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Silena: No, young demigod. I am a river goddess. Silena River is my name. Leo, I would think you would know of me! I am the announcer for The Leo and Festus Show.

Leo: Ohhh! You're River!

Anastasia: Duh!

Khione: *battle gear appears on her* Watch your tongue…

Silena River: Please! Cease your fighting! Girls… why did you abduct Leo?

Anastasia: We were bored. And we like his show.

xxCharmspeakerxx: Yeah. But we didn't exactly abduct him…

Time2Wake: He was just flashing back to Camp Half Blood…

IamAnnabeth: And we redirected his path to Anastasia's basement.

Silena River: Tsk, tsk, tsk. But I sort of understand. You're fangirls. You can't help it!

xxCharmspeakerxx: He-

IamAnnabeth: She's right. We're sorry.

Khione: You darn well should be!

Time2Wake: Watch it…

ofweaponarydefences: What about me?

Silena River: What about you? You pretended to be a minion… why?

ofweaponarydefences: Never mind. Sorry I asked.

Silena River: No. You brought this on yourself. Why did you pretend to be a minion?

ofweaponarydefences: *sighs* Fine. I wanted to capture Leo and bring him back to my basement to torture him. Happy?

Khione: No, I am not happy! *blasts ofweaponarydefences with a bolt of ice, instantly freezing him*

Silena River: Khione, why- *stops and thinks for a moment* Eh. He'll defrost eventually and be fine.

All (except ofweaponarydefences): *laughs*

Khione: By the way… when are you going to write the episode about the wedding?

Silena River: I'm waiting for people to give me ideas.

Time2Wake: Here's an idea. Write it now!

xxCharmspeakerxx: Yeah!

Anastasia: Or I'll defrost ofweaponarydefences and have him torture you in his basement.

Silena River: C'mon. We can work this out in a civilized- *thinks for a second* Well, I guess you really want that episode written. How about you threaten the viewers instead of me! They're the ones who need to review and give me ideas!

IamAnnabeth: Okay. Review now!

Khione: Or else we'll send ofweaponarydefences after you!

xxCharmspeakerxx: Yeah! And he'll take you to his basement and torture you!

Khione: *whispers to Leo* Let's go! *flashes Leo and herself out*

Anastasia: Where'd they go?

Silena River: Eh. *snaps fingers and poofs ofweaponarydefences into a cold place*

IamAnnabeth: What did you do that for?

Anastasia: Who cares? He won't be bothering us for a while now!

Silena River: My thoughts exactly. I'll flash him back for a special episode next time. Byee girls!

Girls and Minion: Byee!

So, viewers! Review or else I'll send ofweaponarydefences after you to torture you in his basement! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

P.S. To the LFS (Leo and Festus Show) fans who I included… sorry if I screwed up your genders at all… I don't know you… so how would I know your genders? BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!