Since this is my fan-filled episode… ofweaponarydefences, you're up! I'm lovin' this fan-episode theme! Soo fuunn! Here we go!
*the blizzard clears from the air, revealing the coldly beautiful snow princess*
Khione: What are you doing with my boyfriend?
Leo: Khione! You're here!
xxCharmspeakerxx: We were just hanging out with him. Hades! We even gave him a minion!
Minion: Hi.
Khione: *looks down at the minion and reels back* That's not a minion! Tha-
Minion: *grows in size and becomes less yellow, leaving behind a handsome young boy* I am ofweaponarydefences!
IamAnnabeth: Uhmm… You have no weaponary defenses.
ofweaponarydefences: That is because that is my name, you buffoon!
Time2Wake: Do not call my friend a buffoon! *full battle religa appears on her and she starts to charge ofweaponarydefences*
*a blinding flash of light explodes throughout the attic and a fair-skinned goddess with flowing blonde hair appears*
Khione: Silena! Soo nice to see you again!
Leo: AAHHH! IT'S SILENA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Silena: No, young demigod. I am a river goddess. Silena River is my name. Leo, I would think you would know of me! I am the announcer for The Leo and Festus Show.
Leo: Ohhh! You're River!
Anastasia: Duh!
Khione: *battle gear appears on her* Watch your tongue…
Silena River: Please! Cease your fighting! Girls… why did you abduct Leo?
Anastasia: We were bored. And we like his show.
xxCharmspeakerxx: Yeah. But we didn't exactly abduct him…
Time2Wake: He was just flashing back to Camp Half Blood…
IamAnnabeth: And we redirected his path to Anastasia's basement.
Silena River: Tsk, tsk, tsk. But I sort of understand. You're fangirls. You can't help it!
xxCharmspeakerxx: He-
IamAnnabeth: She's right. We're sorry.
Khione: You darn well should be!
Time2Wake: Watch it…
ofweaponarydefences: What about me?
Silena River: What about you? You pretended to be a minion… why?
ofweaponarydefences: Never mind. Sorry I asked.
Silena River: No. You brought this on yourself. Why did you pretend to be a minion?
ofweaponarydefences: *sighs* Fine. I wanted to capture Leo and bring him back to my basement to torture him. Happy?
Khione: No, I am not happy! *blasts ofweaponarydefences with a bolt of ice, instantly freezing him*
Silena River: Khione, why- *stops and thinks for a moment* Eh. He'll defrost eventually and be fine.
All (except ofweaponarydefences): *laughs*
Khione: By the way… when are you going to write the episode about the wedding?
Silena River: I'm waiting for people to give me ideas.
Time2Wake: Here's an idea. Write it now!
xxCharmspeakerxx: Yeah!
Anastasia: Or I'll defrost ofweaponarydefences and have him torture you in his basement.
Silena River: C'mon. We can work this out in a civilized- *thinks for a second* Well, I guess you really want that episode written. How about you threaten the viewers instead of me! They're the ones who need to review and give me ideas!
IamAnnabeth: Okay. Review now!
Khione: Or else we'll send ofweaponarydefences after you!
xxCharmspeakerxx: Yeah! And he'll take you to his basement and torture you!
Khione: *whispers to Leo* Let's go! *flashes Leo and herself out*
Anastasia: Where'd they go?
Silena River: Eh. *snaps fingers and poofs ofweaponarydefences into a cold place*
IamAnnabeth: What did you do that for?
Anastasia: Who cares? He won't be bothering us for a while now!
Silena River: My thoughts exactly. I'll flash him back for a special episode next time. Byee girls!
Girls and Minion: Byee!
So, viewers! Review or else I'll send ofweaponarydefences after you to torture you in his basement! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!
P.S. To the LFS (Leo and Festus Show) fans who I included… sorry if I screwed up your genders at all… I don't know you… so how would I know your genders? BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
