(For some unknown reason, this chapter has become Simon and Alec central. But don't worry, it still has all the other characters)
People I need to credit for ideas:
Igor Lollipop
danielle-redfern
EvanescenceAngel
LoveTheNight
*(What If)*
Jackass Jace- Has gone blonde again.
(Clary Fray, Simon Lewis, Maia and 7 other people like this)
Clary Fray- Finally! It was like making out with Justin Bieber.
Isabelle Lightwood- I wouldn't be complaining.
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Of course you wouldn't Iz ;)
Isabelle Lightwood- What's that meant to mean?
Simon Lewis- Nothing darling, nothing.
Isabelle Lightwood- Oh...Okay :)
Jackass Jace- Hello! We've strayed from 'I'm blonde again' to 'I love you so much Simeypoo!'
Simon Lewis- That it possibly the nastiest and yuckiest nick-name that has ever been created.
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Isabelle Lightwood- I'm sorry that people care more about our relationship than the colour of your hair.
Church- Fish.
Isabelle Lightwood- Huh?
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- He said that no matter what hair colour Jace's got, he still looks like he's been hit by the ugly stick...
(Isabelle Lightwood and Church likes this)
Jackass Jace- Hey! I'm amazing! My hair is GOLD!
Clary Fray- You're not ugly!
Jackass Jace- Thank you.
Simon Lewis- But it's Clary's job to be nice to you, she's your girlfriend.
Jackass Jace- Shut up Simeypoo.
*(What If)*
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Dear Diary, I cut my curtains up to make a cape today, and I tied it around my neck. I think I'm going to be better than Superman when I'm older, I mean. I'm sure I'm getting a six-pack. My stomachs all hard an...oh God! What if I'm pregnant! Arn't the stomach's meant to get all whale-like and hard when there's a baby inside? Don't worry! I just asked Izzy and she said that only girl's get pregnant, and if you want a baby you have to go to the shops and buy one. She reckons I'm fat, but I don't agree with her. I'm eating more for food reserves in case there's an apocatable…apicaslips…appi…apocalypse, that's what it's called. Alexander Lightwood. Age 7 and a 1/2
(Isabelle Lightwood, Jackass Jace, Simon Lewis and 17 other people like this)
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Oh darling~
Alexander Lightwood- Please! Delete this status!
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Never! :D
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Wait, here's another one!
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Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Dear Diary- I hid a hairy slug in Izzy's food tonight, I think they're called caterpillars. Which is strange because they don't look like cats. Nor do they have pillars with them. Anyway, she ate it. Alexander Lightwood- Age 7 and 9 months.
(Jackass Jace, Isabelle Lightwood, Clary Fray and 3 other people like this)
Isabelle Lightwood- Alexander Lightwood! You are gross!
Simon Lewis- Well done man! I didn't know you had it in you.
Jackass Jace- Hey Mag's, why don't you create a page you can like for all these diary entries?
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- That, you man, is possibly the best idea you've had in your puny, non-existent shadowhunter life.
Jackass Jace- Err, thanks…I think.
*(What If)*
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- I have just read Blondies status, and I remembered that I needed to post this message up: "Dear people of the world. Stop calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either. Sincerely, homosexuals"
(Alexander Lightwood likes this)
Alexander Lightwood- Amen.
Isabelle Lightwood- Are you out of your mind Maggie! Bieber is a sex bomb.
Alexander Lightwood- I was questioning your taste when you hooked up with vampy, but Justin Bieber, really? That's a whole new level of lame.
(Magnus 'sparkles' Bane likes this)
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Ooh! Take that!
(Alexander Lightwood likes this)
Simon Lewis- Whose Vampy?
Simon Lewis- Oh.
Simon Lewis- Hey! I'm not lame.
*(What If)* Raphael- Tengo hambre ):
(Magnus 'sparkles' Bane likes this)
Jackass Jace- Huh? What did you say?
Simon Lewis- I think he said he has a cavity.
(Jackass Jace likes this)
Raphael- Your español is rather appalling, Simón Raphael- You're a disgrace.
Simon Lewis- Hang on! Let me have a go. Okay…you said you need a haircut.
Raphael- No.
Simon Lewis- Umm…You…need…new trainers?
Raphael- Nada
Simon Lewis- You think I'm hot.
Raphael- That will never happen.
Simon Lewis- You have a sudden urge for a cheeseburger.
Raphael- I'm a vampire.
Simon Lewis- I got it! You just found out you sparkle in the sun!
Raphael- Eres un idiota.
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- He said he's hungry, Simeypoo.
(Raphael likes this)
Simon Lewis- I was getting there! And stop calling me that!
*(What If)*
Simeypoo- Whoever did this, it isn't funny.
(Magnus 'sparkles' Bane, Jackass Jace, Clary Fray and 5 other people like this)
Simeypoo- My account keeps getting hacked ):
(Clary Fray, Magnus 'sparkles' Bane, Alexander Lightwood and 2 other people like this)
Alexander Lightwood- Not me.
Isabelle Lightwood- Not me.
Clary Fray- Not me.
Raphael- No me.
Chairman Meow- Cod Milk.
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Not me.
Jackass Jace- Not me.
Church- Fish.
Simeypoo- I wear lacy underwear.
(Isabelle Lightwood, Clary Fray, Alexander Lightwood and 2 other people like this)
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- For some odd, unexplainable reason. That doesn't surprise me.
(Alexander Lightwood likes this)
Jackass Jace- XD
Simeypoo- Ugh! Whoever it is, stop it!
*(What If)*
Simeypoo to Alexander Lightwood- You have a great ass. I'd totally tap that.
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Alexander Lightwood- I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Watch it Simeypoo, that's my boyfriend you're talking about. Do you want me to go all jujitsu on you?
(Clary Fray likes this)
Simeypoo- Ugh! Honestly guys! That wasn't me!
Simeypoo- I really don't spend half my day staring at your very attractive behind, and the other half of the day mentally undressing you.
(Isabelle Lightwood and Clary Fray like this)
Simpeypoo- ARG! STOP THIS!
Alexander Lightwood- :'(
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Look what you've done now Simeypoo, you've made him put the crying face! I'm going to come over to your house right now, chop of all your fingers and toes, and feed them Raphael.
(Clary Fray, Alexander Lightwood, Jackass Jace and 4 other people like this)
Raphael- :'(
Magnus 'sparkles' Bane- Look! Is it your personal mission to upset everyone, Raphael's crying now.
Clary Fray- :'(
Jackass Jace- :'(
Maia- :'(
Church- :'(
Chairman Meow- :'(
Isabelle Lightwood- :'(
Simeypoo- Now you're just taking the mick.
(Alexander Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Maia and 6 other people like this)*(What If)*
Jace, Clary Fray, Isabelle Lightwood and 11 other people like the page Baby-Alec tales.*(What If)*
Baby-Alec tales- Dear Diary. I don't think I'm superman, I jumped off my bed and landed on a chair, it really hurt and my side turned a strange blue colour, I called it Bella the Bruise, I drew a little face on it and everything. On a side note, a seagull pooped on Isabelle today, it was funny. Alexander Lightwood- Age 8.
(Jackass Jace, Simeypoo, Clary Fray and 5 other people like this)*(What If)*
Heya guys, I hoped you enjoyed that lovely…err…random chapter. And I love the suggestions you guys keep sending in are amazing XD I keep laughing at every review. Keep sending in reviews and suggestions please, It'll lift my mood considerably, and I love you guys for all the lovely reviews, here they are:
Unfortunately, I'll be going into hospital to have an operation tomorrow, at the seven in the morning. To have a wire cage fitted around my lower arm to correct a deformity I have in my wrist. And I'll be in hospital for five days. I'm terribly nervous, since I hate hospitals. D:
I wont be able to write or hold a pencil for a month after, but I will be able to type, and I'll try to upload a chapter by the end of next week. But I apologize in advance if the chapters aren't updated as quickly as before, since I'll be only typing with my left (non-dominant) hand.
Pyreflies Painter
Igor Lollipop
Piano Mirukoto
Sloany
danielle-redfern
EvanescenceAngel
LoveTheNight
IssyRedbird
Lol
FreakyWeird
rockyrocks919
Lizrocks19
mbrattoo
Taylor Jade
Malec4ever
Taste the Rainbow- Or Else
RosalieAshlyn
funkyhats (Pirate setting! Of course! What a great idea, I'll use that in the next chapter)
(Ps. Since you loved Alec's diary entries, at least one entry will be present in each chapter) :D
