Flame-farts

Voldemort sat crossed legged on the dungeon floor, smoking his beloved pot and drinking beer.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is goooooooooooooooood" he said to himself full of happiness and the purpose of being stoned. Just at that moment, Snape appeared and he was dressed like Ali g.

"Booyockasha, wooop ,woop. I iz da Snapester, check, check ,check it mofo's. Ooooooooooooh ya, Bo Selecta". Voldemort looked at Snape with deep confusion. Even though he was really stoned and a little bit drunk at the same time, he could still make out Snape's ridiculas outfit. "Snape man, what are you wearing you fool, idiotic bitch?" he demanded. "Shut yo face you white assed freak, this is my new style. I'm going propa Gangsta I tell thee" and then he began clicking his fingers at a rapid pace.

"Snape, I don't know what goes on in that head of yours, Bitch" Voldemort replied, shaking his head.

Meanwhile, Harry and Ron were letting off Flame-farts with their bong lighters.

"Ready, aim, firrrrrrrre". Ron Farted and a huge fireball spread across the grounds. "Dude, that was one bad-ass flame fart. Ok my turn". Ron held the lit lighter to Harry's ass and Harry farted and another fire-ball flew into oblivion. "Fuckin hell dude, That was a massive fart" Ron giggled. Harry bowed in pleasurement. " I thankyou, oh great lord of the gingers". Ron laughed until he demanded for his turn. Just as Harry placed the lighter near to Ron's ass, Snape came towards them.

"Yo, Pothead, Iz you planning on setting fire to Mr Weasley's Ass?" Snape asked. "No sir, we were just doing some Flame-farts" Harry stated, expecting for a detention. But Instead, Snape asked if he could try it out.

"Erm, ok " Ron replied,giving Snape the odd look. "Ok, potter, light dat lighter. Mother fucker". Relunctantly, Harry lit the lighter and placed it near Snape's ass. Snape farted and a humongus Fire-ball erupted, just missing the school by inches. " Man, that was one kick-ass fire-ball" Ron said in amazement. Just then, Voldemort appeared and caught them doing Flame-farts.

"Hey, I want to try that, bitches" he demanded. "No, piss off Voldie" Harry ordered but Voldemort refused to budge. "Let me have a go at that or I'll turn you into a bitch, bitch". Sighing, Harry allowed Voldemort to place his ass behind the lighter. The Dark Lord then farted and a huge fireball erupted,it then flew into the sky and landed in china, setting fire to half of the country.

"Ha, I'm the best farter, my fireball landed in a different country. Bitches" and he did a victory dance. Harry and Ron decided that they had enough of Flame-farts and wanted to get stoned instead.

"Oh, yo iz boring, innit" Snape said, clicking his fingers. "Please, go away Snape dawg, we wish to get stoned in peace if you don't mind" Ron ordered. Snape flipped him off and did a breakdance back tot he school.

"Thankgod we got rid of those two" Harry sighed as he pulled out a big bag of weed and sniffed it heavily. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, that's gooooood".

After a few hours of getting stoned, Harry and Ron returned to the castle to find every single Hogwarts resident, included the Ghosts doing Flame-farts.

"Dude, what the fuck is going on?" Harry asked. "Yo, it'z all me idea innit, zis iz well wikid, gettin everyone in Hogwarts to do Flame-farts. It's propa Bo I tell thee" Snape said chirply.

"Man, Snape's proper changed innit. The old Snape would despise of something like" Harry reported. "Ron, what the hell are you doing?". Harry had caught Ron Doing a flame-fart. "Oh come on dude, you enjoy doing this sort of thing" Ron said. Harry shrugged and decided that he might as well join in with the flame-farts

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Author's note: After when I've finished this story, I'm thinking about doing a sequel. Do you think I should do A sequel or should I just stick with this one? You choose, whether you'd like a sequel because if you do then I'd be happy too ori f you don't then it's your choice. Thanks for reading anyway and the reviews, I really appreciate it.