Hermes: hey Demeter.
Demeter: what are you doing here Hermes?
Hermes: nothing much.
Demeter: then leave, I don't need you at the moment.
Hermes: Aw, come on, have some fun.
Demeter: I don't have time.
Hermes: what sad person doesn't have time for fun.
Demeter: me, you idiot.
Hermes: I figured. Hermes: hey Demeter? Demeter: yes?
Hermes: you know how my son and your daughter are going out…?
Demeter: who?
Hermes: Travis and Katie, duh!
Demeter: they are so not going out.
Hermes: I saw them.
Demeter: where?
Hermes: in an ice-cream shop.
Demeter: what makes you think they're dating?
Hermes: they were laughing…
Demeter: so?
Hermes: and holding hands…
Demeter: so?
Hermes: and making out…
Demeter: YUCK! Who would want to make out with the son of a god as stupid as you?
Hermes: hurtful!
Demeter: it was meant to be, dumbass.
Hermes: anyway…
Demeter: what now?
Hermes: your plants are on fire.
Demeter: WHAT? *turns and looks at plants, which are perfectly fine* HERMES!
Hermes: if I had a penny for every time some lady screamed my name, I'd be a billionare.
Demeter: good to know, now GET OUT OF MY GARDEN!
Hermes: I'd prefer not.
Demeter: why not?
Hermes: does me being here annoy you?
Demeter: yes!
Hermes: then that's why.
Demeter: HERMES!
Hermes: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME LADIES? THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH A GUY CAN OFFER!
Demeter: umm… what?
Hermes: I don't know.
Demeter: Hermes, please leave.
Hermes: no.
Demeter: grr…
Hermes: what? You gonna use your Flower Power to get me out?
Demeter: yeah.
Hermes: that's cheating!
Demeter: you would know.
Hermes: if you get to use your powers, then so do I!
Demeter: and what would that be?
Hermes: my cunningness and the awesome ability to annoy people just by standing in their presence!
Demeter: okay?
Hermes: your plants are on fire.
Demeter: I'm not falling for that again.
Hermes: no seriously…
Demeter: still not.
Hermes: I swear it is…
Demeter: you are the god of liars and lies—
Hermes: you forget smexiness and awesomness.
Demeter:—so why would I believe you.
Hermes: if I poofed out of here before I burn, would you?
Demeter:…no
Hermes: ok! *poofs out*
Demeter: phew! *turns around to see all her plants on fire* AAAAHH!
*poofs out after Hermes*
