Hey everyone. So much for as soon as I can, huh? Laughs nervously Well at least I'm updating right? I mean, it's not like I would start a fanfic and then just stop writing in the middle of it. There would be no point if I wanted to be a real author now would there? Any who, I got bored and didn't feel like updating anything else since everything with already written stuff is in my backpack for when I go to my friend's house… But no one needs to know about that. : ) : ) Thank you all for your totally awesome reviews. As I said before, they make me really happy. : ) : ) I should inform you that this may be the last chapter of this story… Sorry guys! This story is coming to its end as I think I've said before. Please don't kill me! Please enjoy the last or second last chapter of this story.
Death by What?
I continued to laugh as I got to my feet and looked at him.
"Over here," I said with a small laugh.
Before he could answer, I had seen the small smirk that had formed on his lips and I gave a slightly disgusted face. 'No way in hell that that's ever going to happen between me and him! NEVA!' My eye twitched slightly and I turned my head to the right.
"Not interested. I've been spoken for, so don't even try. I can call out his name right now and he'd come to kill you. In fact, I'd kill you if you even tried!" I said so coldly that I could barely tell that it was me.
Jayden started laughing and the three of the Band of Seven stared with fear. Naraku only smirked at the outburst and then turned towards the door he had come from.
"I'm sure that you will change your mind if you see that I am the one to kill that boy friend of yours."
"Alright that's it! He's not my boyfriend! Half the time I'm not sure if he's a boy, and he's so annoying that he's far from a friend," I cried with my right eye twitching.
Jayden only laughed harder and stopped when there was a loud rumble. 'That's not good.' Everyone turned in my direction as I fell onto my back holding my stomach.
"Does anyone have any food?" I asked with a small whine.
This caused Jayden to laugh again.
"Come on Sasha, let's get this over with so we can get you some food," she laughed as she walked over to me.
"Can't… So hungry, can't move!"
Jayden grabbed my feet and started to drag me into the castle after Naraku. Bankotsu, Jakotsu, and Renkotsu followed behind us. When we reached a flight of stairs to go down in to a lower level, Jayden became confused on how to go down.
"Sasha!" a familiar voice said happily as it came out of nowhere.
"Cassie," I whispered with confusion.
Josh was looking out a window with cold eyes. There was a squirrel sitting there with an acorn and to him it seemed to be staring at him with a glare.
"I see that you're not a friend of those creatures," Kagura said with a small laugh.
"It's because I shoot them when they're in my back yard," he replied as he glared back at the squirrel.
"A good reason for you to die then," Kagura mused to herself with her fan to her chin.
Out of nowhere in the background, all you could hear was…
"POPCORN!"
"What is she doing here?" Josh grumbled with annoyance.
"Naraku had the Shichinintai bring her and your friend here. Now what is popcorn?"
"Her favorite food group…"
Sitting up and grabbing a bowl of popcorn that Cassie had arrived with, I started to eat it happily and walked down the stairs. 'God do I love Cassie right now.'
"So, where's Midori?" Jayden asked with wonder.
"Oh, as soon as we got back her parents were there and she went home. It was funny because they didn't even notice that it had been at least four days since she was gone," Cassie laughed as she too followed.
"Holy crap, we've only been here for four days?" I wondered, swallowing a handful of popcorn.
"Haha, crap," Jayden laughed.
"What's so funny about crap?" Jakotsu wondered, scratching his head with his left index finger.
"Nothing, she just likes the word," Cassie said with a small shrug, taking a handful of popcorn.
Jayden suddenly became happy at a certain thought that only plagued my mind since I had had to put up with it once when I had taken Jayden camping the year before.
"Are there pythons and piranhas in or around the castle? There has got to be bears around here too!" she started to say with excitement.
"Uh Jay, pythons and piranhas are in the Amazon, bears live back home. The closest thing that you'll find to a python or a bear would be a snake demon or a bear demon," I laughed, almost falling down the stairway.
"Sweet, can we go catch one before we go home?"
"No.
"Why not?"
"Because they'll eat you," Cassie replied rather darkly.
Everyone looked at her like they were afraid of her but me and Jayden because we knew what she was like sometimes. 'I can't wait to see how Josh is going to die. Man, it's gunna be so funny too. Haha, I wonder if his parents even know he's gone yet…'
At Josh's house…
Josh's oldest sister came down stairs and shook her head with some shame.
"Why does he always watch this crap?" she said as she picked up the remote and turned the television off.
Then his youngest sister came down the stairs and looked around the basement living room.
"Have you seen Josh around?"
"Nah, he's probably pretending to be a figment of everyone's imagination again in his room. We better just leave him there. Why?"
"Dad wants to use him as a pack mule and I want to watch," his younger sister replied.
"We better find him then. I want to see it too!"
At Sasha's house…
Everyone was still fighting for the remote, only now the remote was on the floor and there was a big cloud of dust where both my parents and brother were fighting over it. Cubbie, the fluffy white fur ball of a dog, grabbed the remote with his mouth and sat in front of the television to watch what was already on it.
"I want to watch CSI," my mom said with agitation.
"I want to watch MXC!" my brother cried.
"It's my remote and my T.V. so we're watching golf!"
Cubbie just put his paws ahead of him, lying on the remote and falling asleep.
"I may be the dog, but I seem to be the smartest at times like these…"
Back on Inuyasha…
We finally made it to the bottom step and found that there was a room that was on the semi bright side of the miasma.
"Hey look, it's what's-his-face," I laughed, pointing at Josh, forgetting his name for a few minutes.
"Man you're dumb sometimes," he groaned, seeing me with the popcorn bowl in my hand without any popcorn left in it.
"Oh, I'm the dumb one am I? Then why are you being tortured by a psychotic bad guy on an anime show that probably has a thing for guys since he can disguise himself as a girl!" I shouted at back with anger, pointing at Naraku at the mention of psychotic bad guy.
Cassie, Jayden, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, and Renkotsu burst out laughing at my words and then suddenly the wind picked up and Sesshoumaru appeared.
"There you are, Naraku," he growled, glaring at the hanyou.
He saw that everyone was laughing and then dropped the glare in a what's going on manner. Without another word, he came up behind me and wrapped both arms around my waist.
"Yeah, well at least I'm not… Um… Dead yet!" Josh shouted back.
"Neither am I, dough head!" I shouted back at him.
It was like a war but with only two people, one in chains and the other being held by a demon. 'Alright, now I'm upset. He just ruined my moment!' I thought with my right eye twitching slightly.
SMASH
The laughing and arguing stopped for everyone to see a huge hole in the wall with Inuyasha holding Tetsusaiga over his shoulder.
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Naraku," he growled with a grin.
"Seems that everyone is finally showing up, so let's have a tea party!" Naraku said with a happy smile.
Everyone stared at him as if he was insane and then took a step away from the crazy hanyou.
"Alright, I admit it. I never meant to cause any harm! Just have Psychotic Bad Guy syndrome that makes me act all evil! I'm sorry! All I really wanted was for all of just to get together and have a tea party!" Naraku cried and then Jakotsu came over with tears in his eyes.
"I understand!" Jakotsu cried, wrapping his arms around Naraku.
'That has to be one of the weirdest things that I have ever seen…' Everyone took a few steps away from the two once again and then all attention was turned to Josh since he was shouting his head off and no one had noticed earlier.
"Hey, now that everything is solved and all… CAN YOU GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" he shouted angrily.
"Why would we want to let you go? I mean, you're supposed to die," Cassie laughed.
"Cassie, but you're on my side!" Josh cried as he tried to kick his feet to no avail.
None of us had noticed that there was a puddle not too far away from the wall, about the length of Josh from his head to his face. Suddenly the savage squirrel jumped onto the windowsill with an acorn in its hand, looking totally pissed off.
"That's not a happy squirrel," I whispered.
"What harm has come to you out of my presence?" Sesshoumaru whispered into my ear, holding me protectively against him.
"I only walked into a door. And got dragged to the stairs, but that's about it," I laughed, watching the angry squirrel intently.
"I shall have to remedy that," he whispered back, looking at the place he had placed a mark on before.
The mark was nearly faded, but he could make another one, a better one. So without me noticing, Sesshoumaru placed his mouth to my neck and started to kiss at the skin.
"Yeah, that's definitely not a happy squirrel, but it's not doing anything yet."
"Sasha, what do you think the squirrel has against him?" Jayden asked, looking at me but not being able to see Sesshoumaru's head.
"Probably the sake of all squirrels in the future. You know how Josh sits in his yard and shoots them for fun," I replied with a small shrug.
"As my apology, I release this boy from his prison and give him tea!" Naraku said with a wide and happy smile as he unlocked the chains that held Josh tightly to the wall.
I watched closely as he landed. The squirrel with the acorn chucked the acorn as soon as he landed on the ground and it knocked him out completely. Josh fell face first into the puddle and didn't move from his place. People looked at Cassie, Jayden, and I, knowing that we knew him. 'What do they want us to do?'
"Should we help him big sister?" Renkotsu asked me from the other side of the room.
'Big… Sister?'
"No, leave him there. He'll be fine and if he's not, he'll drown and no one should care. Haha, but since he's so 'invincible' he'll probably be fine. Unfortunately…" I said, lowering my voice at the end.
'Oh my god, I can't believe that he got knocked out by a freaking acorn and a squirrel!' I laughed silently, playing the scene over and over in my head.
"Sasha, what are you doing!" Inuyasha's voice growled at me.
Snapping out of daydream, I looked around only to see Inuyasha standing in front of me with an upset face. 'What's wrong with him?'
"What?"
"Why are you letting him do that to you? Don't let Sesshoumaru push you around just because he thinks he's better than you!" Inuyasha growled, glaring at his brother angrily.
Sesshoumaru lifted his head from what he was doing and looked at his younger brother. Feeling my neck, I felt that it was slightly wet and got really upset.
"What the hell! Why did you give me another one! That's it! We're getting out of here. We'll get back when we're older, somehow. Jayden, Cassie, say your goodbyes to whoever and let's go home. I'm starting to miss my dog," I said, pulling out of Sesshoumaru's hold.
Inuyasha stuck out his tongue at Sesshoumaru with victory before walking away.
"You're not really mad, are you?" Sesshoumaru asked me in an almost whisper.
"Not really. I'll just have to come up with something to say that it's a bruise," I laughed.
"Yeah, from walking into a door!" Jayden mocked me, walking over to Miroku to say goodbye to him since he was the only one she really hung around besides Sesshoumaru, but she was avoiding him since the night's incident.
"It was in my blind spot!" I shouted at her.
Cassie said her goodbyes to Renkotsu, who actually gave her his bandana. Bankotsu came over to me and handed me a purple coloured cloth.
"It's the cover for my Banryu. When you see Midori, could you please give it to her? Or something like that?" he asked me.
"Sure."
With all the goodbyes said and done, we went through the hole in the wall that Inuyasha had made just recently and ended up at my house, in my room.
"We left Josh behind," Jayden pointed out.
"Whatever. He probably drowned in that puddle," I laughed, still playing the scene through my head.
In truth, Josh really did drown in the puddle because if you took a look into the future a few weeks later in Feudal Japan, Jakotsu had a stick and he was crouched down beside the body, poking it with the stick for amusement.
"Why does it sound like there's arguing going on in your living room?" Cassie wondered calmly.
"It's probably over the remote. Cubbie and I usually end up with it in the end," I laughed, opening my door to go to the living room.
There was Cubbie, in front of the television, sleeping on the remote to protect it.
"Hey, do you think we should tell Josh's parents that he's dead?" Cassie asked with a small smile.
"Nah, they'd probably have a party over it," I said with a small shrug.
The three of us sat on the couch and continued to watch Inuyasha which was back to its regular programming.
End of Last Chapter
Hello everyone. As much as it pains me to say this… this fanfic is officially over once you're done reading all these random typed sentences from this messed up author who looked back and saw that she made a mistake with There and Their. God I'm stupid sometimes. Lol. Alright, I tried to make this chapter as long as I could since I'm kind of having a brain fart with it and it wasn't really coming along until today, strangely enough. Lol. Cries I had lots of fun writing this story since I got to put myself and my friends into it. And one person who is dead in the fanfic but not in real life… secretly swears damn in the background of everything The only one of my friends who ended up having their own name in this was Cassie and Cassandra would have too but she said that Cassie and Cassandra are pretty much the same since Cassie comes from Cassandra. Lol. Alright, I'll let you all get along with other readings of whatever. Crying again Please R&R and I can't say I'll update soon because it's over. CRYING
