A/N: Don't judge me. I was watching this for two days and nights straight. How could I NOT write anything about it? I love Voldemort, Umbridge and especially Malfoy. His entrances are beast. XD

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own ANYTHING *cries*


Drumsticks And GuitarStrings

Chapter 8: "Pigfarts"


"HAHAHAHAAA!"

"OH MY GOD…JUST NO, HAHAHAAAHAHAHA!"

"THIS IS JUST TOO – HAHAHAAA!"

"MY STOMACH…MY STOMACH IS DEAD – HAHAHAAHHAAAHHHAAAA"

"HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAAA"

"HAHAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA"

"HAHAHHAHAHAAA"

"WHY THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING SO LOUD?"

"Because – HAHHHAHAHAAA, Malfoy…HAHHAAHAHA…I can't! Tucker…tell her…AHHAHAHAHHHA"

"Because…HHAAAHA…I'M IN THE RAGE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!"

"AHAHAAA, IT'S SIRUIS BLAAAAAACK! SIRRUUUIS BLLLLACCCK, oh checkmate, SIRUUUIS BLLAAAAAAAAACK!"

"What the hell are you two on about?"

"PIGFARTS! I MUST GO TO PIGFARTS. HAVE A ROCKETSHIP? HAVE A ROCKETSHIP FOLEY?"

"OH YEAH, RUMBLEROAR IS ONE AWESOME LION!"

"HERMON CAN'T DRAW! HERMON CAN'T DRAW! HERMON CAN'T DRAW! HERMON CAN'T DRAW!"

"LUPIN CAN'T SING! LUPIN CAN'T SING! LUPIN CAN'T SING! LUPIN, LUPIN, LUPIN CAN'T SING!"

"HERMOIN? HERMON? HERMONGYOS? HERMININIOESIS?"

"What. The. Hell. Are. You. Two. On?"

"Daddy! You've come to love me!"

"Malfoy is one little shit!"

"Tell me about it."

"?"

"BACK WHEN I HAD A BODY, I WAS MAD WITH THE BITCHES! JUST ASK BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!"

"Danny, I just realized that going to potty isn't that bad. I realized that if you stand on the seat – like this, with your legs spread apart – you won't have the problem of falling in! And it's a great way to socialize! You see, you can talk to the person in the stall right next to you, "Hey there, how are you doing?". And then you do your business. And then, reach for your waistbands and drop the diaper right in! I can't wait to tell Daddy in my letter!"

"Hey Lupin, want to go check out the full moon with me? HAHHA, zombies.."

"Don't tell me you've been streaming YouTube again...TUCKER! I told you not to let Danny watch anymore parts of AVPM or AVPS! It's makes his obsession even worse!"

"I couldn't help it Sam! It was calling to me! Like...like the Scarf of Sexual Preferences telling me what I was sorted for...I couldn't just not want to know what it had to say!"

"Argh...oh, now look at him!"

"Oh man...is he trying to build a rocketship to Mars...?"

"PIGFARTS! HERE I COME!"

"Yes, he is. Look at what you've done – you monster."


XD These were the funniest ones that I could remember. I could've written LOADS more, because it's just too awesome, but I couldn't find a way to fit them all in :P Please review my poor, pathetic excuse for a one-shot? Also, don't you just love how the person who played Cedric and Cornelius Fudge have scenes where they're just lying dead for the entire thing? And his amazing Lucious parts like, *flys in the air* "HOW DAAAAAARE YOU" XD

I Died. :L

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