I had a lot of fun writing this chapter. Hidan deserved it after what he said to Tobi... :D Also, I wanted to say, I got the name, "The Pretender" thanks to a song by Foo Fighters and the other one by Datarock. Datarock's has hilarious lyrics, and the Foo Fighter's is really cool. Just wanted to say, there's no relation to the two of them, only the fact that there called, "The Pretender".

Lol, anyway, here it is.

The Pretender strikes again...

Hidan walked in late that night. He had come up with a perfect excuse to stay out of the lair the whole time. He set his Bud Light down onto the counter and opened one. He had actually been at the beach, and found many dates. He then resided to a speed dating session. He had managed to date 21 girls in eight hours.

"Where were you?" Kakuzu asked, walking into the kitchen.

"Buying beer, I told you," he said, then opened the fridge and pretended to scan it for something to eat. The truth was, he just wanted to avoid questions.

"For eight hours?" Kakuzu asked, taking a beer for himself.

Hidan looked at Kakuzu, clearly annoyed. "You have to pick the right brand, you know!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and walked away.

Like I told you before, it was late at night, and because it was late at night, it was dark, so Hidan didn't notice that, hidden behind his favorite ice cream (Hidan: Seriously, why does liking ice cream make me sound like an idiot?), was a spring-loaded marshmallow shooter. He didn't notice that, or the flamethrower that was duck taped to the fan, or the pillows filled with puny bombs in the mini catapult to the side of the fridge, or the syrup in a bucket tied to the ceiling. He didn't notice any of it.

Hidan reached in and picked up the ice cream container, which set off the trap.

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!

The marshmallows hit him like a machine gun.

It didn't hurt Hidan, only scare the living heck out of him

"What the-"

Then, set up perfectly, a marshmallow hit the trigger to the flame thrower.

WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!

A huge wall of flames came out and hit Hidan, melting the marshmallows.

"Ow! Who the-"

Then, the flames barely touched the string that tied the catapult's launcher to the ground, but it still burnt it, which weakened the string. The string broke, then threw pillows straight at Hidan. The flame had also touched the pillows, which had the extremely small bombs inside of them. The bombs burst in mid air, breaking open the pillows covering, sending feathers all over Hidan. One of the pillows was thrown at an odd angle, though. It didn't have a bomb in it. It hit the bucket of extremely thick syrup, which then poured itself all over the top of Hidan's head.

The pillow then landed perfectly on the center of his head, where the syrup had just been poured.

A note flew down and landed in front of Hidan's feet. It said, "You just got Pretended, merry Christmas. Love, The Pretender"

"What… The… _!" he screamed.

Humor makes up for how short it is, right?