Special Episode 3 – Now Now Kids
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Rukia: Hey what the hell? Where did my fight go?
Ichigo: We skipped it.
Rukia: What?!
Ichigo: Well we felt that because you still dont have any powers, it would be juts as lame as lindsey lohan live in concert
Renji: Oh burn!
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Aizen: Gin, why is it that your sword can extend so long?
Gin: Well... To tell you the truth.. It comes from my lack of compensation.
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Tousen: Aizen, because I'm blind and unable to see your swords true form, could you explain to me what it looks like once in Bankai state?
Aizen: I think if I go into Bankai you'll hear for yourself why it's the deadliest Bankai ever.
Tousen: Alright, let's hear it!
Aizen: Bankai!
Aizen's Sword: Lala La La, Lala La La, Elmo's world!
Tousen: OH GOD NO!
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Aizen: Ok Tousen, let's hear your True state of Bankai, I know it deals with insects and such, but I believe there is a power hidden deeper than that.
Tousen: You are correct, but I must chant the words differently
Aizen: Oh?
Tousen: Care Bear Count Down! Five, Four, Three, Two, One!
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Hitsuguya: Byukuya, we got a problem!
Byukuya: What is it?
Hitsuguya: Look at what people are writing about us online!
Byukuya: Oh my lord… they write so passionately.. and what the hell?
Hitsuguya: Exactly, it's disturbing…
Byukuya: I'm the one who wears the pants in this relationship! Not you!
