Special Episode 3 – Now Now Kids

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Rukia: Hey what the hell? Where did my fight go?

Ichigo: We skipped it.

Rukia: What?!

Ichigo: Well we felt that because you still dont have any powers, it would be juts as lame as lindsey lohan live in concert

Renji: Oh burn!

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Aizen: Gin, why is it that your sword can extend so long?

Gin: Well... To tell you the truth.. It comes from my lack of compensation.

Aizen: Ooo... It's no wonder your evil

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Tousen: Aizen, because I'm blind and unable to see your swords true form, could you explain to me what it looks like once in Bankai state?

Aizen: I think if I go into Bankai you'll hear for yourself why it's the deadliest Bankai ever.

Tousen: Alright, let's hear it!

Aizen: Bankai!

Aizen's Sword: Lala La La, Lala La La, Elmo's world!

Tousen: OH GOD NO!

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Aizen: Ok Tousen, let's hear your True state of Bankai, I know it deals with insects and such, but I believe there is a power hidden deeper than that.

Tousen: You are correct, but I must chant the words differently

Aizen: Oh?

Tousen: Care Bear Count Down! Five, Four, Three, Two, One!

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Hitsuguya: Byukuya, we got a problem!

Byukuya: What is it?

Hitsuguya: Look at what people are writing about us online!

Byukuya: Oh my lord… they write so passionately.. and what the hell?

Hitsuguya: Exactly, it's disturbing…

Byukuya: I'm the one who wears the pants in this relationship! Not you!