A/N: Hola, mi amigas! Sorry if I've been gone for awhile. Last November 21-23, we had a camping just a little bit away from my hometown.
Speaking of being away, thanks for the reviews in the previous chapter, especially to FORDGE-dono. She also reviewed in my question-and-answer data story for those who want to know more about me which is, 'Questions and Ansers with Himitsu Saijou'.
Let me first reply to two guest reviews:

HetaliFeliciano: Thank you for liking it. Sorry if the fact of Spain having a low immune system surprised you. Also, not a single word in our review has disappointed me.

Dante: Thanks for liking the fanfic. Thank you for also reviewing in 'The Reason I Call You Such Names'. You know, I like your idea. But, it was too late. I've already thought about this idea before I saw your review. Sorry! TTATT Also, I felt so happy when you used 'jelly-jelly'. I can't believe that someone will actually use it, even though it is actually a Filipino word (as said in Entry 23, the word, 'jelly-jelly' exists in the Filipino language. My classmates usually use the word.)

Well then, let the romantic-comedy life of Romano and Spain be continued!


Romano's Love Diary (Entry #26 - Entry #28)


Entry #26

Dear Love Diary,
Today was the same as usual. The usual daily routine of my life at school. While I was wearing my indoor shoes, I eyed at the two girls gossiping with each other.
"You know, you should tell him."
"Tell him what?"
"You know! Your feelings to him!"
"Shh! Be quiet! He might hear us! B-Besides, n-now's not the right time."
"Come on, just do it!"
Then, one of the girls pushed the other girl towards to me. The girl blushed and looked away. She seemed to be nervous.
"U-Um...R-Romano-kun..."
I raised an eyebrow and looked at her suspiciously.
"I...I like you! C-Can you go out with me!?"
I was surprised about that girl's confession. I was about to turn her down until...
"Lo siento, mi amiga. But, he's mine."
I was surprised when I realized that that guy was that tomato bastardo.
"O-Oh my-! R-Romano-kun is...gay!?"
She then looked at me with a curious yet, surprise face. I sighed and nodded. Then, the girl who was shocked, ran away with her friend.
When they left, I sighed as that idiota looked at me with a smile in his freaking damn face. I actually wanna punch him at first. But, he's quite taller and stronger than me. I couldn't . Why would I hurt him, anyway? Then, a familiar voice rang out.
"Nakakagulat naman. (That was surprising.) I have never thought that girls will fall in-love with you, even though you already have a relationship with Kuya, Roma."
I was shocked and looked at that idiota. Then, that idiota smirked and remove his hair. Then, I saw a long black hair tied into a ponytail. That's when I realized it was Phili who disguised as that bastardo.
"Ph-Phili!? What are-!? I mean-! When did-!?"
"Oi, oi! Teka lang muna! (Wait a minute!) Why are you so surprised?"
"Because, you disguised as that tomato bastardo and said those words right in front of that girl!"
"Yeah, right. I did that because it was for Kuya's sake. I had to."
"Speaking of which, where the hell is he?"
"He's at the clinic."
"What!? Did something happen to him again?"
"Kind of. Seems to me that he was saving a cat from getting hit by a car. He got injured but, he'll be fine. No need to worry."
"Are you sure?"
"Really am. Even though he has a low immune system, he has quite of a high body resistance. You should go see him."
As he said so, I rushed upstairs and went to the clinic. When I found it, I quickly opened the door. Much to my surprise and disgust, I saw that eyebrows idiota a.k.a. England wearing a nurse's outfit.
"B-Bloody hell! Is that you, Romano!?"
"Yeah. What the freaking hell are you doing here and why the freaking hell are you wearing a nurse's outfit? And, isn't that Miss Kylie's outfit?"
"Yes, it's hers. Miss Kylie and I had a bet. The bet is about whether that Spanish guy will come here or not. She bet that he will and I bet the opposite. When he was brought here by Philippines, I lost the bet and I was forced to wear her outfit AND be the nurse this morning."
"What a weird bet...What if Miss Kylie lost?"
"You don't have to know, pervert. Anyway, you're here for that Spanish guy, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How did you know?"
"I heard that he's your boyfriend."
"...Yeah, right. Shut up! Just, tell me where the freaking hell is he?"
"The third bed at the right side."
"Thanks, Eyebrows."
"Shut the bloody hell up!"
But, I ignored him and searched for that idiota's bed. When I found his bed, I moved the curtain and was surprised when I saw his head, right arm, abdomen, and right leg bandaged. I was worrised about him. Why wouldn't I? Then, a voice rang out.
"What are you doing here, mi amor?"
I was surprised when I realized that that bastardo was awake.
"I heard from Phili that you got yourself injured when you saved a cat from getting hit by a car. You sure are reckless."
"Lo siento, Romano. But, you know, I have to. That cat was the cat that I saw in the alleyway."
"Wow. You sure do know how to make friends with animals."
"Well, it can't be helped. I love animals."
"Moving that aside, are you sure you're alright."
"I really am. I insisted Inglattera (England) that I should go but, he said that I must stay here until lunch break."
"That so?"
He nodded and smiled at me.
"Don't worry. I'll be fine. Trust me."
I frowned as I narrowed my eyebrows. Then, I turned away. "Of course, I trust you, damn it!"
As I walked away, I heard him whispered, "Gracías, mi amor."
I blushed and frowned. "Idiota..."

Entry #27

Dear Cold Love Diary,
Hell...Damn these homeworks and projects our teachers gave us! What a pain in the neck! It's so hard! I scratched my head and rested my head on my desk. I looked at the clock. It was 5:45 pm. My stomach growled, telling me that I should get something to eat. Since I don't know how to cook and Veneciano is still gone, I grabbed my scarf and coat and went outside.
It was cold, I would say. It was a cold Tuesday afternoon. And, it's almost evening. People were walking along the cold streets of November, wearing winter clothes. As I arrived in a coffee shop, I ordered some coffee, an omelet and some sandwiches.
I sat on a table near a glass window, remembering about what happened these days. When my order arrived, I ate peaefully. It was a perfect dinner.
After I left, I walked quickly so that I can finish my freaking homeworks and projects. Hell, it was annoying.
Then suddenly, I saw a guy in black holding a knife. I was shocked and scared. He quickly charged towards me. I wasn't even prepared for a fight and I didn't know what I'll do...
Until someone hugged me to protect me from getting attack. But, I still gazed at the attacked. He was about to stab the guy who was protecting me until another guy kicked the attacker at the head from above. I was shocked as the attacker fell on the ground. Then, two familiar voices rang out.
"A job well done, Filipinas. Gracías for protecting mi amor."
"No problem, Kuya."
Then, I realized that the one who hugged me to protect me was Phili and the one who kicked the attacker on the head was that tomato bastardo. Then, Phili moved away and looked at me worriedly.
"Roma, are you alright?"
"Isn't it obvious? Of course, I am, thanks to the two of you."
"Nah! We had no choice but to do so. Besides, for Kuya's sake, I'll do my best to protect you whenever he's gone."
"Gracías for the help again, Phili. But, I hate you."
"Eh!? Why, Kuya!?"
"You were able to hug him!"
"But, you did the best part! Because, if a guy saves a damsel in distress, which is a guy in this case, it is so romantic, don't you think?"
"...Sí. But, you hugged him!"
"It's necessary. Anyway, why don't you give him a hug so this argument will end."
"Guess, you're right."
Then, that tomato bastardo hugged me so tightly, that I can't even breathe. But, he was so warm...So warm, that I hugged him back.
"...Thanks for saving me, damn it!"
"No problem, mi amor."
Then, Phili exclaimed (but not too loud).
"This is so ROMAntic! Get it? ROMAntic!"
"You know, keep those puns to yourself, Filipinas."
"Yeah. It's so freaking punny, damn it."
"Eh!? Geez! The moment is ruined. Well then, gotta go! Paalam! (Bye!)"
When Phili left, that tomato bastardo walked with me to my home. Before he went home, we had a short talk.
"You sure haven't removed that red string bracelet in your wrist."
"You gave this to me, damn it! So, why would I remove it? And also..."
"Hmm...? What is, Romano?"
I couldn't say the words I want to tell him, that I turned away. My face felt so warm that it even made my cold face warmer.
"Romano, you look like a tomate again."
"Sh-Shut up!"
I faced him and look at him eye-to-eye. But, I was nervous. That's why I stammered.
"Th-Th-Thank you...damn it!"
Then, that bastardo looked surprised. After a while, he smiled. Then, he hugged me. His body was so warm, I could feel the warm heat. Before I knew it, I hugged him back so tightly. Then, we kissed each other at the lips.
In the end, he didn't left. Instead, he stayed in the house and we did something at the bed again...Do NOT ask me anything about it.

Entry #28

Dear Unlucky Love Diary,
Today is one of my unluckiest days of my whole damn life. Why? Let me write it for you.
This morning, during MAPEH, our topic for today is Performing Arts. Our teacher grouped us into five. I was part of Group 5 and much to my nightmare, these were the members: me, that tomato bastardo, Belgium, Hungary, the flirty bastardo and Phili. We were assigned to perform a 'Comedy' which, according to Phili, is some sort of comedy play. But then...
"I see, so ours will be Comedy. Meaning, some sort of comedy act." - Tomato Idiota
"Then, does that mean we have to do some funny acts and jokes?" - Belgium
"Well, to be specific, nnnnot exactly." - Phili
"Huh? What the freaking hell are you talking about? What do you mean not exactly." - Me
"Yes, 'Comedy' is indeed funny but, I think it is good if we add a spice of some sort of genre. Like, 'Romance'." - Phili
"Ohohohohohon~! That will be very interesting. It will be a love-comedy!" - Flirty Bastardo
"Then, it's decided. It'll be Comedy with a spice of Romance." - Tomato Bastardo
"But, I'm having a feeling there's something missing. Don't you think, Hungary-dono?" - Phili
"Of course, there is! It has to be...BROMANCE!" - Hungary
"What!? What the freaking hell are you thinking, you crazy woman!?" - Me
"Come on! It's a perfect advantage, since you and Spain are in a relationship. Also, you two are a perfect, funny couple." - Hungary
"That's quite true but, aren't you worried about the teacher finding out their relationship?" - Flirty Bastardo
"I don't think he will found out. As long as it looks like a funny bromance play, it'll be fine. What do you say? Does everyone agree with Hungary-dono's idea?" - Phili
"Hmm...I guess it's worth to try. Besides, it'll be fun because Spain and Romano are cute with each other. So, I'll agree." - Belgium
"Ahh, well...I think it'll be embarrassing at first but, since it's me and Romano, I guess I'm in." - Tomato Bastardo
"Ohohohohohon~! I'm going to love this play. I'm in." - Flirty Bastardo
Then, everyone looked at me and stared at me. I was annoyed. But since this is for the group, I sighed and replied.
"...Fine, damn it! I'm in."
"Then, it's decided. This will be the roles Hungary thought up. She will be the Narrator and the one who will write the script. Roma's role is that of an ordinary guy who falls in love with a guy he met at the bar. I'll be Roma's friend and his 'moral support'. Kuya is a guy who usually 'plays with anyone who falls in love with him' but in the end, he will like Roma. Belgium-dono is Kuya's girlfriend who Kuya. Lastly, Pransya-dono (France-dono) is Spain's friend who he met coincidentally at the mall. You will know your lines by tomorrow. Also, memorize them before the day of Performance, which is on Friday. And, I don't want to hear any complaints from anyone, especially from you, Roma. Well then, is that clear?" - Phili
"Yes!" - All of us (except for Phili)
"Well then, the meeting's over. We will practice by tomorrow, OK?" - Phili
"Yes!" - All of us (except for Phili)
As everyone left, I sighed heavily as I went back to my seat. I'm having a bad feeling about my role..."


A/N: I am going to surprise you chicas at the next two entries. Actually, the third entry is based from what happened at school last November 20, 2013. The meeting is actually made-up but the play will be based from the real play my classmates did. Not to mention, the bromance pairing in the play is Bryan and Phoeveus, both are my friends. I gave Phoeveus' role to Romano and Bryan's role to Spain.
Don't worry, people. With Hungary's help and a little effort from Philippines, I will make sure you chicas will enjoy the play. Thanks for the support!
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