A/N: Lightning Bolt of Creativity again. A parody on the ever-popular title song from you-know-which-musical. It beats Spongebob Erik in banality. Enjoy...
(organ blares a well-known tune)
Erik:
In sleep she torments me
In dreams she pains
That voice which calls to me
And shrieks my name
Oh, no more dreams tonight
For now I find
That fiendish little authoress is there
Inside my mind…
Echo:
Sing once again with me
Oh, darling man!
Your power over me
Outweighs the sands
And though you turn from me
To run and hide
This oh-so-loving authoress is here
Inside your mind…
Erik:
When e'er I see your face
I cringe in fear
That frightening smile you wear…
Echo:
So cruel, my dear!
Erik:
Your horrid grins and glomps
(Echo: Your long legs and your voice)
Both:
In one combined
Erik:
That fiendish little authoress is there
(Echo: This oh-so-loving authoress is here)
Inside my mind
(Echo: Inside your mind)
Background Chorus:
She's there
The fiendish lit-tle auth'ress!
Beware
The grinning, glomping auth'ress!
Echo:
In all my fantasies
I run to you
You kiss my parted lips—
Erik:
And vomit, too?
Echo:
I'll burn your Christine-doll!
Erik:
You wouldn't dare!
Echo:
This oh-so-loving authoress is here
(Erik: This fiendish little authoress is there)
Inside your hair…
(Erik: Inside my…what?)
Echo:
Sing, my Angel of Music!
Erik:
She's there…that fiendish little authoress…
Echo:
Sing?
Erik:
Oh fine…(begins to sing)
Echo:
(fights to keep from swooning) Yes…sing…for me…
Erik:
(keeps singing)
Echo:
(feeling quite faint) Oh, sing, my Angel of Music!
Erik:
(keeps singing)
Echo:
Sing for….
(faints dead away)
(the music screeches to an abrupt halt)
Erik: (while walking away contentedly)
Aha, aha, aha!
