A/N: Lightning Bolt of Creativity again. A parody on the ever-popular title song from you-know-which-musical. It beats Spongebob Erik in banality. Enjoy...


(organ blares a well-known tune)

Erik:

In sleep she torments me

In dreams she pains

That voice which calls to me

And shrieks my name

Oh, no more dreams tonight

For now I find

That fiendish little authoress is there

Inside my mind…

Echo:

Sing once again with me

Oh, darling man!

Your power over me

Outweighs the sands

And though you turn from me

To run and hide

This oh-so-loving authoress is here

Inside your mind…

Erik:

When e'er I see your face

I cringe in fear

That frightening smile you wear…

Echo:

So cruel, my dear!

Erik:

Your horrid grins and glomps

(Echo: Your long legs and your voice)

Both:

In one combined

Erik:

That fiendish little authoress is there

(Echo: This oh-so-loving authoress is here)

Inside my mind

(Echo: Inside your mind)

Background Chorus:

She's there

The fiendish lit-tle auth'ress!

Beware

The grinning, glomping auth'ress!

Echo:

In all my fantasies

I run to you

You kiss my parted lips—

Erik:

And vomit, too?

Echo:

I'll burn your Christine-doll!

Erik:

You wouldn't dare!

Echo:

This oh-so-loving authoress is here

(Erik: This fiendish little authoress is there)

Inside your hair…

(Erik: Inside my…what?)

Echo:

Sing, my Angel of Music!

Erik:

She's there…that fiendish little authoress…

Echo:

Sing?

Erik:

Oh fine…(begins to sing)

Echo:

(fights to keep from swooning) Yes…sing…for me…

Erik:

(keeps singing)

Echo:

(feeling quite faint) Oh, sing, my Angel of Music!

Erik:

(keeps singing)

Echo:

Sing for….

(faints dead away)

(the music screeches to an abrupt halt)

Erik: (while walking away contentedly)

Aha, aha, aha!