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Starlll: (Sits down on the couch, sadly.)

Silicon: Who died?

Starlll: It.

Silicon: IT!?!

Starlll: It.

Silicon: IT??!?!

Starlll: It.

Silicon: IT!?!

Starlll: It.

Silicon: IT??!?!

Starlll: It.

Silicon: NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!1!!1!!1!!1!!1!!1!!1!!

Starlll: Yes. I lost my record. I... I...

Silicon: Don't say it... it's too painful.

Starlll: I have to. I MISSPELLED ZENRYOKUKIRBY'S NAME!!

Silicon: Oh... I thought you were talking about your record for professional sitting.

Starlll: No, that's still good.

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Flashback!

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(Everybody (Except for Pearson) is sitting in a chair quietly. Elevator music is playing in the background)

Phy: (stands up, yelling.) That's it! I can't take it anymore! I have to do something!!

Two hours later:

Mudd: I need to move!! (Stands up)

About a week later:

Silicon: Hey, buddy, wadda' ya' say if we both just stand up?

(Long moment of silence. Starlll doesn't move.)

Silicon: Please? Come on. No? Well then, I GIVE UP!!

All: (While Starlll stands up.) Starlll won! New record!

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End of Flashback!!

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Starlll: Good times, good times.

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Disclaimer: Did anybody see the movie 'The Prince's Bride'? Well, I don't own that movie. But if I did...

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As a quote from a very good song:

Let's Go-o-o-o-o on with the show!

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"Phantomkirby? Can we stop for a moment?" Phy asked, tired. P.K. (Not PK fire.) had been training Phy for the past week. "My thumbs have gone numb. And my Wii-mote has run out of battery."

"Fine. Oh, and by-the-by, P-jips sent you a message. Yeah, I said 'By-the-by.' What?"

Phy read the message P-jips sent:

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~Incoming message:-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

Wario17! 911

Help!

Right under a bit of sun! (Sorta)

And maybe a bit of kelp! (Or... uh...)

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~End of Message:-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

"What?" Asked Phy, confused. "Is this some sort of riddle or something!?"

"He's at the LoZ WW Pirate stage, and Wario17 is there." It said.

"Huh?"

"Well, you see, the 'under the sun (sorta)' part points out that there is usually bright, clear skies. But on occasion, the hurricane/tornado comes along and Mr. Sun goes away. P-jips wrote the kelp part because... well, the sea/ocean has kelp in it... and it rhymes with help."

"How did you figure that out?!" Phy asked, annoyed at how fast PK was.

"Oh, he sent another message."

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~Incoming message:-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

Wario is attacking, we need help, the Legend of Zelda Pirate stage, kelp=in the sea. Ship= in the sea. Sky= usually sunny with a chance of hurricane. I know. This didn't rhyme.

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~End of Message:-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

"Okay, I'll get some new batteries, and maybe my thumbs will loosen up on the way." Phy said.

"Good plan."

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Later, Pirate ship:

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"Okay, Wario17! Come out with your analog sticks up- where did he go!?" Phy yelled, looking for the fat criminal.

"Same place you're going." A man behind Phy said.

It's hard to describe what happened next, because it was too fast. A red Marth hit him into the air from the back, then he got shot down by a blue arrow-shaped-arrow. When he hit the ground, a red Donkey Kong hit him with a full out power-punch.

"This is going to hurt when I la-a-a-a-a-a-a-and!" Phy yelled for the second time in the story. When he spawned, he asked "Who are you guys?!"

"My name is Professor K." The red DK said.

"This handsome 'gent is named Uiod." The Pit said, gesturing to himself.

"And I'm Marth."

"Your name is Marth?"

"Yeah, I was pretty surprised that nobody took my name, either."

Phantomkirby (Just arriving) saw the group and yelled:

"It's the A-Team! No! Run, Phy! Run!"

"The what?"
"The A-Team! They're a group of wanted on line criminals who are trying to take over super smash bros.!"

"What?!" Phy asked. How do you take over an on line game? And why would you want to?"

"I know what you're thinking, and let me sum it up into three words: Because. We. Can." Uiod said.

"Yeah, but you do realize that this is just a game, right? It's not like it'll do anything aside from not let you play." P.H. Pointed out. "If you succeed (Master Hand knows how) the entire website will go down. So, really, you're just-"

Prof. K knocked Phantomkirby offstage.

"Now it's your turn. After this, your account is going down!" Marth said, then used his final smash.

Wait, how'd that happen?!!? Phy thought as he flew through the air. There wasn't a smashball!

There was a gray flash that Phy knew wasn't good for his Wii, and he was stuck in midair.

"Not again. The one down-side for that hack." Uiod whispered.

"What's going on?"

"Well, on a simple basis, the silicon reproduction rate of the quantum physics of Super Smash Bros. Has been damaged because of that hack Marth used. Hence the gray flash. You virtual hang time could last for hours, or on the anatomical level of harrison ford-"

"In English already!" Phy yelled. No wonder how Prof. K got his name.

"Because of the hack, you're stuck there for a while. And technically, I'm speaking French. I live in France."

"So then how do I get down?"

"You could wait. Oh well, we'd best be going, now. All moderators must die! Or at least lose their account." Professor K said, before leaving.

"See you around. Or not." Uoid said, then jumped onto Larry, the red boat, and sailed away.

"If you excuse me." Marth started to walk to the water, but a man stopped him.

He had a white shirt and green pants one, two pointed ears, was covered in head-to-toe in fur, and to sum it up, looked like Fox McCloud.

"It's the end of the line, Marth."

"Well what do you know? Sharpshooter! How are you, ya' old hacker?"

Sharpshooter!? No way! This guy is the best! What did he mean 'Hacker', though?

"I'm not going to play games, Marth."

"Technically, you are." Phy pointed out.

"Who are you? And how'd you get up there?!" He asked.

"Glitch." Marth explained. "Now come on, let's fight."

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Meanwhile, Somewhere inside the inner levels of the game:

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Samanthus, Ragnell, and P-jips were watching from a television screen.

"My money's on the Green one." She said.

"Get me in on some of that action!" Ragnell said, holding up a few smash tokens.

"You two are wrong,

A tie is... my... song...?" (Guess who said that.)

They were trapped in a cage, it had a block that would fall if you stepped on it above, a set of spikes an front of the T.V., and blocks all around.

"Hey, can you guys give me a hand, here?" A man in a cell below them asked.

Maybe it would be best if I wrote out diagram: O's being normal blocks, F's being falling blocks, R's and M's being empty space, and H's being spikes.)

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OO,OFO,OO

ORMRMRO

OMRMRMO

ORMRMRO

OHOFOO,O

ORMRMRO

OMRMRMO

ORMRMRO

OHOFO,OO

ORMRMRO

OMRMRMO

OMRMRMO

OHOFO,OO

ORMRMRO

OMRMRMO

ORMRMRO

OHOO,OO,O

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Yeah, I mostly just wanted to make a picture. Sorry if it's hard to understand.

"Fine."

P-jips stepped on the block and it fell into the column below them. The man jumped to their level and asked to go up to the floor above them. By the time he got to the top, he understood why only a few others tried: it was like a corked bottle. The only way they could get out is if someone took out the cork, which nobody could. Quite genius, in fact.

"I have a feeling we'll be here for a long time."
"All because of the hackers' crime."

"I hate it when you two rhyme." Samanthus said.

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Narrator: Will Sharpshooter beat Marth? And just who are these new criminals? And where are Samanthus, Ragnell, and that strange singing one? And what is the best carpet brand? And who is-

Starlll: Chip! Stop narrating!

Chip the Cameraman: Sorry.

Starlll: Now apologize about how long it took for this chapter to be written!

Chip: I'm sorry everybody. I really am.

Silicon: (To Starlll) But isn't that your faul-

Starlll: Shush.

Silicon: But you always said not to lie-

Starlll: It's not a lie. I'm just making Chip do things I don't want to.

Silicon: Point taken. Onto the review corner!

Starlll: No, you need more gusto: On, to the Review Corner!

Silicon: Like this: Onto the Review Corner!

Starlll:No, Onward, to the Corner of Reviews!

Silicon: (Old English...y) Art' thou sure that the a Corner is suitable for reviews...ith?

Starlll: Okay, I think we killed it.

Silicon: Yeah.

Pearson: (Emotionless) Onto the review corner.

The Review Corner!!

Submitted by Zenryokukrby:

...NO! J-pips... was such a good guy... *sobs* Why must he die!? (Also, does that mean his account is nuked, or did he automatically log off?)

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Ragnell: Well, you see, a long time ago, some idiot hacker created those alligators, figured it would make the game a bit more interesting. So, yeah, 'His account got nuked'. Same thing happens when a hacker KO's you with an insta-smash ball-hack.

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And are you calling 'me' a nerd? I feel... so... ASHAMED! And you spelled my name wrong :'(
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Starlll: No, I'm not calling you a nerd.

Silicon: Wait, you said that you pictured yourself as PK, right? Well, doesn't that mean that you were created by a nerd?

Starlll: No. He just didn't give me much detail, then when I got the robot idea, it just led from one thing to another. Sorry if I offended you in any way, shape, or form.

Silicon: Form?

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R.I.P. J-pips... if you're dead. (Gives a memorial for the monkey)
P.S. Thanks for putting phantomkirby in it.

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All: (Aside from Pearson) You're Welcome!