Nicole was in a crowded bar trying to drink her misery away more than it was good for her. She had about five cubs of bourbon and she was starting to become a little drunk. Poor Nicole was an emotional wreck right now, and was in now mood to talk to any of these so-called "macho meatheads" or going back home after what just happened. Her job was over, and after what just happened, future employers might not hire her after about what just happened. She just got her six cup of bourbon and burped as she looked like a total mess right now. For this drink, she just gulped the whole thing down her throat like she didn't even care at all.

"More." she said in a groggy, slurry voice.

"Whoa there ma'am, don't you think you had enough of that stuff for one day?" said the bartender in a southern accent while cleaning a cup with a wet rag. Nicole suddenly grabbed him by his shirt, looking quite scary at him.

"I said-" she burped again. "MORE!" she looked quite terrifying at him, scaring him. "OR DO I HAVE TO SMASH THIS BOTTLE ON YOUR FACE?!" then she broke a bottle and threatened the bar tender with it.

The man gulped and instantly gave her the seventh glass of iced bourbon. "Here you go, please don't hurt me." he was quite scared and creeped away from Nicole as she continued drinking her sorry away. Just then, a man with a hood came up to her side.

"Hello beautiful. Wanna go out for some dinner or something?"

Nicole just growled at him "Get lost, you underachieved son of a bitch." she snarled at him, and she began drinking her beverage again, but then the man pushed her shoulder to face him.

"Hey! Jed don't take no for an answer lady!"

The cat woman instantly growled and kicked him in the groin so hard, it made him scream like a girl, and then poured her drink on his face. "Fuck you!" she burped. The man just laid groaning on the floor in pain.

"Whoa there, woman!" said the bartender. "I have had just about enough of you, you're 86'd! Now get out!"

"You can dictate where I should go or how long I should stay!" Nicole argued with her sharp teeth bared at him. "This is a free country and I am an adult!"

"Either you get out or I'm calling the fuzz on you!" and he showed her the phone, threatening to rat her out to the cops if she didn't leave. Nicole wanted to stay here, but not if it means getting in trouble with the law. She was enraged even more and then she throw her now empty glass to the wall, breaking it instantly.

"Fuck you all!" and she walked out of the bar. Of course, since she was so drunk, she had trouble keeping her balance, and went into her car. Nicole was so drunk she forgot it was illegal to drive while under the influence, either that, or she was too depressed to even care about that. Drunk as she was, she had trouble trying to see clearly through the windshield, and even caused a few cars to crash while driving, and it was lucky for her that the cops weren't around to bust her or lock her up in the stoney lonesome right now. When she reached home, sheriff Doughnut suddenly came up behind her.

"Pardon me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice that you caused a few accidents, and you look kinda... inebriated right now." said the sheriff.

"Inebriated? Me?" Nicole asked in her slurry voice. "I am not drunk." then she made another burp.

"The way you are trying to keep your balance and how you sound tells me differently." the doughnut doubted with a skeptical look on his face.

All of a sudden, Nicole suddenly munched on Doughnut's left side like a gigantic saltwater crocodile eating a water buffalo. The sheriff screamed in pain as Nicole took a big bite of his left side and then swallowed it whole.

"Ah I need a doctor!" Said Sheriff Doughnut. Then he ran away screaming like a girl in terror.

"What is going on here?" Richard said, hearing the commotion just now. Darwin and Anais were with him, too. Then all three noticed her looking drunk, trying to keep her balance. "Nicole?" Richard asked "What happened to you."

She made a small burp and said "Don't worry about me, Richard. I just thought I come home after finding Gumball."

"Why are you drunk?"

"Drunk? Me?" Nicole asked, and she made a groggy chuckle from herself. "I'm Nicole Watterson. I never get drunk."

Anais raised her eyebrow and decided to turn around,mane snap,her finger very loudly, and it made Nicole look around to and fro.

"Oh! Was that a gunshot?" She asked. "Ah. I'm sure the police can handle him." And she burped again.

"Yep, you're drunk." Anais Said unamused.

"Come on, Nicole." Richard said. He carried her with immense strength and the two kids followed after him. "What was that screaming out there?"

"Just munched onnthe sherriff for a little snack."

"What?!" Darwin exclaimed. "You assaulted a police officer like that? Oh Mrs. Mom! I can't believe you would do that."

"Well i've Been fired, sweetheart!" Nicole defended with a slur. "That's right. I lost my job now becasue of me trying to help out my son." And a hiccup was heard.

"Serves you right after everything you done!" Richard said. "First the chart and now you abusing us!" And then he immediately dropped her down the stairs with a few loud thumping noises being heard.

"Ow!" Nicole cried. "Ow my god, Richard. That really hurt!" And she tried getting up again, but stumbled mildly. "All I wanted was to try and help my firstborn son be a winner. What part of that did you all not understand!?"

"We understand you are a crazy bitch!" Darwin said.

"Yeah, Gumball ran away because of you!"

The guilt was slowly starting to come back to Nicole again, and more tears were trickling down her face, on the carpet. "Oh who am I kidding? Because of me, My own baby disowned me, and I lost me job because of me." And she decided to sob wretchedly on the couch in her pain and misery.

"Come on Guys. We gotta go find Gumball." Darwin said. "He'll talk to us at least, right?"

"Yeah, i'm Sure he's not mad at us." Anais Said. "Come on, we gotta go to Capitol city."

Richard and Darwin agreed with her, and went downstairs. Meanwhile the dad looked back at Nicole who was still crying into the mattress in anguish and misery wretchedly, and gave a rather scornful look on his face. "You should have been more like Penelope!"

And Nicole began to cry even louder.

"As soon as I get back, I want a divorce!" And he slammed the front door behind him. All of a sudden, a look of sadness came upon him, and felt like shedding tears about Nicole suffering like this, and wished it didn't have to be this way. His own wife was drunk and completely depressed now, and he thought that maybe there was nothing he could do about it.

Still, Gumball was his top priority, along with Darwin's and Anais'. He drives down the road to Capitol city, and was still wondering if he should get a divorce with Nicole or not after all she did.

"Don't worry, Gumball." Darwin thought. "We're coming."

Anais was just as worried, and looked out the window in worriment about him. Half of her was still pretty furious at her crazy mom after all she did. Anais was Sure glad Nicole got the pink slip, for she knew Nicole deserved that little pink slip.

"Kids?" Richard said. "Do you still hate mom?"

"Uh, hello, of course we do, mr. Dad!" Darwin said. "She is a control freak with no sportsmanship, or honor! Heh, I bet she doesn't even care that we're gone."

"Yeah, I never want to see that monster again!"

"Well, I might file a divorce with her."

"Do it, dad." Darwin urged. "I want nothing to do with he anymore."

"We'll see."