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Chapter 8:
Tuesday … again ;D

Sasuke sighed as he paced across his living room; Itachi and Sasori watching him try to burn a hole into the floor with his glare. Itachi sighed and stood up, placing a hand on his younger brother's shoulder.

"Sasuke, I know how you feel, but … you don't have to do it." Itachi said exchanging a look with a smug Sasori. "What are you so smug about Sasori? You have to blow a Snickers in front of a mirror." Itachi said, successfully making the redhead frown.

"You don't get it, Itachi." Sasuke said, walking over to the far left of the living room and pointing at its corner. "I am NOT wearing that because it'll demean my masculinity! And I can't not do the prank because it would be demeaning my masculinity, so either way—"

"You're screwed," said someone from the shadows, making all three semes jump and scream. Shino walked out of the shadows raising an eyebrow. "And you were talking about demeaning your masculinity?" Shino asked watching as Sasori lowered himself from Itachi's arms and Sasuke tried to make it seem as if he did not just scream like a little girl.

"Alright …. What are you doing here, ANBU?" Sasuke asked, watching as Shino walked over to the dress that was currently occupying the corner Sasuke was pointing at earlier.

"I'm here to find out who has the other extreme prank. Suigetsu told Kiba that there were two of them—Deidara told him—and that one of you three has it." Shino said, sitting down and sighing.

"Alright, well … what are you supposed to do?" Itachi asked, sitting down in front of him. Shino looked up and chuckled dryly, taking out his prank and handing it over to the staring trio.

"Remember last time with Kakashi-sensei? Well this time, you do the same thing, only difference is that you have to make it look like Kakashi-sensei came onto you, get what I'm saying? 30 points if you take it; 5 if you don't do it and just smack Kakashi-sensei." Sasuke stared at the prank that he just read and reread it just to make sure.

"So all you have to do is … make Kakashi look like a Pedophile?" Sasori asked, blinking at Shino and taking the prank from Sasuke. "That's … surprisingly easy compared to Sasuke's."

"That's what you say! What the hell am I supposed to do to make Kakashi look like a pedophi—that's it!" Shino said, jumping up from his seat and smirking evilly at the dress. "Thanks, you guys just gave me the most brilliant of ideas. I'll have to get started and … I'll have to ask Pein and Neji if they'll let me watch them." Shino said as he walked out, leaving the trio of semes staring after him.

"Well … now what? I still have to do the dress thing today and … how in hell am I supposed to get the Dobe to—that's it!" Sasuke said, jumping up from his seat much like Shino did before and smirked evilly at the dress. "Thanks, you guys just gave me the most brilliant of ideas. I'll have to get started and … I'll have to ask Pein and Neji if they'll let me use them." Sasuke said as he walked out, leaving both Itachi and Sasori staring after him.

"Um … didn't he just copy what Shino said only a few seconds ago?" Sasori asked, watching as the sun slowly began to crawl over the city.

"Yeah, he did. Don't ask me about him, because not even I know what goes on in that head of his. One minute it's, 'I must be better than Itachi!' and the next it's, 'Must get the dobe in the sack and be better than Itachi!'" Itachi said as he walked out of the room, Sasori following closely behind him.

Over at the Uzumaki Trio's house, Naruto was getting his car ready, Kyuubi was brushing his hair, and Deidara was nowhere to be found.

"Yo, Kyuu? Where's Dei?" Naruto asked as he walked inside and looked for him. "He left his bag in my car, but his clay isn't in there."

"I dunno, maybe he's asleep? You know how much he sleeps." Kyuubi said as he walking into the kitchen and stared at the mugs. "On second thought, he isn't here. I saw him get up this morning and make breakfast. He said to take his bag to school and something else about Sasori and then he was gone." Kyuubi said, grabbing his coffee and drinking it up.

"Oh, okay. Let's get going and tell the others the order in which the pranks will go this week." Naruto said as he walked out with Kyuubi tagging along, coffee in hand and a beagle in his mouth. They were on the road getting ready to pass the stop lights a block away from their school, when they saw Deidara walking with Inuyasha

"Hey Inuyasha! Deidara! Want a ride the rest of the way?" Kyuubi asked as Naruto curbed his car and smiled at their new friend.

"Sure!" They both said, getting into Naruto's sleek Mercedes and smiling at the other two.

"So what were you two doing walking? I thought you went to Sasori." Kyuubi said, smiling as they saw Ichigo and Ed skateboarding their way into the parking lot.

"Huh? Oh yeah! I went to Sasori's house, but he wasn't there, and his grandma Chiyo said he went to Itachi's house, so I was walking over when—you'll never believe it—Kouga ambushed me and said I would be his, un! Anyways, long story short, Inuyasha swooped in and kicked his ass, and then we started walking to school." Deidara said as Inuyasha blushed and Ichigo and Ed made their way over.

"So … Kouga got to you too? He tried to take Ed twenty minutes ago, but my dog, Kon, scared him away." Ichigo said as Ed glared off to the side and Al rode his way over to them on his bike.

"Hey guys … um, whoever you guys are, but Ed … Did some romantic guy with a long pony tail try to glomp you?" Al asked, watching as Ed sighed and nodded.

"Yeah, his name is Kouga. Anyways, Al, meet Naruto, Kyuubi, Deidara and Inuyasha. You already know Ichigo so there's no need to meet." Ed said, smirking when they all made Al stare at them in wonder.

"So Sasori wasn't home?" Naruto asked, breaking the awkward silence by locking his car and walking over to the Shinobi part of the school.

"Yeah, he wasn't home, un." Deidara said as he watched some of the students glare at them.

"Uh … look guys, we have to go … but we'll meet up after school okay?" Ed asked, watching as some of the Shinobi began to get agitated.

"Yeah sure; no problem. And don't worry about them; they know we'll kick their ass if they try anything." Naruto said, waving goodbye to their new friends as they did the same.

"Let's go look for the missing trio, then kick Sasori's ass for not being home." Kyuubi said, getting two agreeing nods from his younger brothers.

They walked around looking for the missing trio, but finding only Sasuke who was stalking Shino who was stalking Pein who was stalking Neji who was stalking Sasuke; in short, he was a part of a stalking circle.

"Uh … sorry to interrupt, but … what the hell?" Kyuubi asked, watching as they all stood up and blushed.

"Sorry, but Sasuke and Shino started to stalk us, so me and Pein decided to stalk them back … it kinda ended up in a stalking circle." Neji said with a chuckle as Pein smirked and Sasuke jumped on Pein's back followed by Shino jumping on his own.

"Finally! I've got you!" They both said, smirking evilly as Pein fell to the ground face first and the Shinobi students rolled their eyes at them.

"GET THE FUCK OFF!" Pein yelled, struggling to survive under the crushing weight of two three-ton elephants. Sasuke and Shino rolled their eyes, standing up and dusting themselves off as Pein gasped for air.

"You are such a drama queen! We don't weigh that much and for your information … your fat ass would have killed a third world country." Shino said as Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"Okay, whatever. Where are Sasori and Itachi?" Naruto asked, choosing to turn a blind eye to the weird behavior that was happening.

"Right behind you," Sasuke said as he came back to his senses and hugged Naruto, smirking as he squeaked in surprise. They all turned around; raising an eyebrow at the smiles they threw at them.

"Hey guys … what's with Pein's face? Why is it red?" Sasori asked as he noticed that Pein looked like he was catching his breath. Kyuubi got up in his face; glaring the hell out of him and making him stare worriedly at Kyuubi. "Uh … Kyuubi?"

"YOU, how could you have left your house on the day that Deidara wanted to have morning sex?" Kyuubi roared, making Sasori's eyes widen in horror. Deidara and Naruto furrowed their eyebrows, wondering why Kyuubi was talking secretly with Sasori.

"WHY? Why did this have to happen? Hot morning sex WASTED!" Sasori moaned loud enough for them to hear, making Naruto sweat drop and Deidara blush.

"Yes, why? Why couldn't Deidara lose his virginity so he could tell me all about it?" Kyuubi moaned as well, grieving with Sasori as the rest of the two gangs migrated towards them.

"Well … while Kyuubi and Sasori mourn their loss, we'll tell you who goes first! Today Hinata, Sasori, Deidara, Kiba, and Kisame get to go!" Naruto said happily, smirking when they all groaned in embarrassment.

"On Wednesday, Itachi, Pein, Neji, Shikamaru, and Lee take it. Then on Thursday Suigetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Tenten go at it. And finally on Friday, Shino, Sasuke, Naruto, and Chouji finish us off. Got it, un?" Deidara finished for Naruto, receiving affirmative nods from everyone.

"Alright, disperse and regroup at the next prank site!" Kyuubi ordered, watching as everyone stared at him and a cricket began to chirp. "Uh … go do the dares?"

"OH!" They all said together, making Kyuubi face palm and mutter something about eggplants.

Slowly they left, leaving Hinata, Sasori, Deidara, Kiba, and Kisame behind to plan their dares. Hinata blushed brightly, her blushing catching the eye of her Tuesday prank-mates.

"What's wrong Hinata?" Kisame asked, receiving a few affirmative nods from the others as they all converged around her.

"Well, the truth is that I don't know how to get Kaka-sensei. If I just come out with the dare, he'll see right through me, and if I don't do the dare, I'll feel bad for letting everyone down, especially since Kakashi-sensei really does deserve this." Hinata said strongly, making the rest of them nod and hum in thought; she did have a point.

While Kakashi-sensei was the laziest and most perverted of their teachers, he was the genius of the Shinobi staff, and almost nothing got passed him. Suddenly, Sasori snapped his fingers, grinning widely and making the rest of them wary, but still excited.

"I've got it. If we just work together and attack him in harmony, we'll be able to freak him out and complete our mission with a bit of fun on our side." Sasori said with a smirk, receiving a few chuckles from everyone else. "What are your dares?"

"I have to come onto Kakashi-sensei again." Deidara said with a groan, despising his prank to the max.

"I have to wear low-slung jeans and panties … and bend down in front of people." Kisame said with a purple tint to his cheeks.

"Hey! I have to use someone's underwear for a hat and be batman … we could help each other!" Kiba said excitedly, making Sasori smirk; that's what he was talking about, working together to achieve greatness.

"I have to … blow a Snickers in front of a mirror." Sasori said hesitantly, blushing while everyone else tried their best—and failed—to keep the laughter under control.

Hinata mumbled something softly, making everyone raise an eyebrow and come closer to the shaking, blushing girl. "What was that, Hinata?" Kiba asked, placing a hand softly on her shoulder.

Hinata took a deep breath, smirking and drastically changing her attitude. "I have to have a fake orgasm in the lunchroom and somehow get Kakashi-sensei in it." She said confidentially, making everyone's eyes bulge out of their heads.

"Well …" Sasori said hesitantly, smirking and nodding to the rest as a plan began to form in his head. "I have a plan …"

Later on in the bathrooms

Kakashi looked into the mirror, his lone eye trailing over his mask. He ran a hand over his hair and stood up straight, marveling at the gravity defying hair on his head. With a swift shake of his head, he pulled down his mask and stared at the rest of his face.

Kakashi sighed as he splashed water onto his face; ever since yesterday and the awkward homeroom battle with Kagome and that blonde lieutenant chick, he'd been feeling wary of his own students. Sure, he'd done something wrong, and sure he'd apologized numerously, but he hadn't been properly punished. He didn't know if it was because of the final exams, or because he'd done such a fabulous job of apologizing, but whatever the reason … he'd been let off easy.

Kakashi sighed, grabbing a paper towel and patting it all over his face; he really needed to stop being paranoid and overthinking this, he wasn't going to be ambushed! He looked into the mirror, swiftly pulling his mask up when he realized that someone was in the stalls and getting ready to walk out.

He raised a lone eyebrow, watching as Sasori casually walked to the sink and washed his hands. He waited with baited breath, knowing that the redhead would bring him a bad omen of his demise.

"….. You know I never could tell why you always have a mask on. Makes me wonder what you have to hide under there." Sasori suddenly spoke, making Kakashi face palm at the most asked question of the year.

"Mah, mah, Sasori. In all the time I've known you, you've never once taken an interest in my mask … why the sudden query?" Kakashi asked none the less, annoyed yet intrigued by the cause of the question.

"Just a question. But also because I wondered …. How do you enjoy a Snickers with the mask on all the time?" Sasori said, making Kakashi stare incredulously and raise an eyebrow at the sudden appearance of said chocolate bar.

"Uh ….?" Kakashi was taken aback by the question and sudden apparition, dumbly watching as Sasori slowly and sensually began to unwrap the treat, as if pealing a forbidden fruit with baited breath, waiting to taste the passion and juiciness of its taste.

"Just look at this nice, mouthwatering piece of heaven. How is it that you enjoy such a treat, Kakashi-sensei?" Sasori asked before he let his lips feather over it, almost as if to tease his mouth with the delightful treat. Kakashi watched with a mixture of horror, fascination, and astonishment as at last Sasori permitted the chocolate morsel to enter his mouth and assault his senses. Sasori's eyes slowly rose up towards the mirror, his cheeks blushing at the sight of himself with a long Snickers stuffed in his mouth and a look of pleased rapture.

Kakashi's eyes widened, his eyes shooting between the chocolate in Sasori's mouth and the look in the boy's eye that clearly said that he was enjoying eating that chocolate bar a little too much. Suddenly there was a pugnacious suckling sound; the sound being so down right dirty that it was perverted even.

Kakashi's eyes snapped to the source of said sound, widening and filling with the horror of seeing the most silent of his students—dare he say it—blowing a chocolate bar and liking it.

Sasori's eyes narrowed into slits, the sight of himself being down right raunchy with a chocolate bar actually turning him on. He watched amazed as the bar slowly moved in and out of his mouth, creating perverted sounds with the wet friction of his mouth.

Kakashi gasped; he'd had enough of this unholy sight. He straightened up and walked pass the chocolate blowing boy, his only visible eye turning into molten silver. Sasori grunted, pulling the chocolate bar out and slamming his palm onto Kakashi's chest. Slowly, his chocolate eyes rose, molten silver meeting melting chocolate.

"What's wrong Kakashi-sensei? Do you not like chocolate? Do you not enjoy treats?" Sasori asked, turning his silent teacher to look into the mirror. "Look, I love eating it."

Kakashi stared into the mirror, his eyes slowly watching Sasori enjoy his chocolate bar, his lips slowly yet surely traveling up and down, collecting the chocolate coated juices of Sasori's saliva. Sasori internally moaned, all but forgetting his teacher beside him as he watched entranced.

Suddenly, Kakashi ripped Sasori's hold on him, walking to the door and making a getaway while the going was good. Sasori smirked into the mirror, pulling out his phone and taking a picture while the mood was still on his face.

Kyuubi's brow furrowed as his phone suddenly vibrated and Naruto's voice singing Fighting Dreamers suddenly filled the air at their lunch table. Naruto bushed brightly from his perch in the tree where he was trying to stay out of Sasuke's reach, glaring darkly towards Kyuubi.

"Kyuubi! I thought you deleted that cra-ahhhhhhh!" Naruto yelled, getting tackled by Sasuke and falling out of the tree. Sasuke smirked, sharing a knowing look with Neji and Shino as he sat down with Naruto in tow.

"Awe, but Naruto! You were so cute back then, and the song is just so awesome. Anyways, Sasori texted that the crow got scared and sexy in five seconds …..what the fuck?" Kyuubi asked, jumping as his phone vibrated five seconds later and automatically opened the picture sent to him.

"Oo! Let me see, un!" Deidara ordered, taking the phone and blushing brightly, handing the phone back and walking away with Hinata in tow.

"What's wrong with hi—Oh, I see." Naruto murmured with a smirk, passing around Kyuubi's messenger so everyone could see the rare sight of Sasori in an aroused state. "So the pranks have begun."

"Well … now I see what Deidara likes about him." Karin said discretely from behind the bushes she, Sakura, and an unwilling Ino stalked behind.

"Mmmmmh! Mmm mnnnnn mhhhh!" Ino seethed from the gag placed in her mouth, unsuccessfully trying to get out of the bindings she was tied in.

"Oh shut your moaning, pig! You have to come along so we can all stop them before they do something stupidly dangerous." Sakura whispered, surprising and scaring Ino with the way she was always getting her thoughts right. "Im not a witch, you're just so obvious to figure out."

Karin rolled her eyes, subtly trying to move out of the uncomfortable position she was in; when Sakura cashed in on her payments, she cashed in. Ino just huffed, not getting why she was friends with the two idiots in the first place, other than the fact that they were really noble in their idiotic plans. The only reason they were stupidly being mother hen-ninja-stalkers of the newly conjoined gangs was because they didn't want them to get hurt.

"Hey, where do you suppose Deidara is going off to with Hinata?" Karin suddenly asked, making Sakura halt in her study of Kyuubi's phone to ponder herself. Ino sighed and successfully got herself free, taking out the gag and giving a huge sigh of success.

"I'll go find out, you guys figure out their plan for this week is … and make stupid bets that Sakura will always win while you're at it." Ino said softly, sprinting off before catching a glimpse of their shared blushes. She smiled widely when she ran into Hinata, surprised yet delighted to have caught up to her and Deidara before they disappeared.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Ino asked quickly; sweat dropping when Hinata smirked knowingly at her quick hello.

"Sakura and Karin are up to their stealth-mother henning again, aren't they?" Hinata asked as they all resumed their slow walk to their demise; well to Deidara and Hinata's, not Ino's.

"Well … yeah. Yeah they are." Ino said with a defeated sigh, watching in interest as they rounded the corner onto a very sick and scared looking Kakashi leaning against a wall with Ibiki-, Gin-, and Naraku-sensei all staring at him in amusement.

"Ugh … show time." Deidara said softly, looking forlornly at the two girls as Hinata nodded and walked away with Ino right beside her. Ino's eyebrow furrowed, slowly registering that Hinata was maneuvering them to have front row seats of the events that would unravel and forever make her giggle every time she'd bring it up.

Deidara slowly and seductively walked towards the senseis, smirking at Kakashi's raised eyebrow and the other senseis' obliviousness to his arrival.

"So you mean to tell us that Sasori basically blew a chocolate bar in front of you? Are you sure you just didn't have a dream about it while you were on the toilet?" Gin asked smirking with his always half closed eyes. Kakashi never really understood how the other silver head could see through them, but he didn't care; heck he was just as weird, if not more or less.

"I don't know. Maybe I was but … I'm pretty sure they're out to get me." Kakashi said softly, his only visible eye taking on a suspicious shine to it.

"Kakashi-san. I, like most others in the entire school, have a difficult time believing that these students have a personal vendetta against you." Naraku said with a bored expression, watching in amusement as one of Kakashi's students grew ever nearer and he stiffened even more.

"You don't know these students like I do, Naraku. They'll do anything in order to keep people in their place." Kakashi whispered, watching Deidara's seductive bedroom eyes; they were after him again.

"Tch, Kakashi do you hear yourself? Naraku has to deal with those Youkai gangsters just like we have to deal with Anbu and Akatsuki; of course he knows what you're going through." Ibiki said, taking a glance at his watch and cursing. "Look I gotta go, Tsunade wanted me to interrogate Gai again. Something about saki and him."

Kakashi watched Ibiki walk away; gulping when he felt heated eyes on his body. He turned towards the source, surprised that Deidara was very close now.

"Kakashi-sensei." Deidara said with a giggle and blush, the heat in his eyes barely contained. "Oh hi Naraku and Gin Sensei." Deidara added as an afterthought, barely even sparing them a glance.

"Hello there blonde one." They both said together, a little peeved that they weren't very important to Deidara. Deidara spared another glance, his objective leaning very tantalizingly against the wall.

"Ka-ka-shi-senseiiii." Deidara moaned softly, inwardly steeling himself for his next move. Quickly, surprising all three teachers, Deidara wrapped his arms around Kakashi, smiling seductively up at his favorite sensei.

"D-Deidara! What exactly do you think you're d-doing?" Kakashi stuttered out, blushing underneath his mask at the close proximity. Didn't he have a similar experience in the bathroom just five minutes ago? Oh they were really going after his head.

"I'm hugging my favorite teacher. Aren't you sad that I'm going to be leaving you after this year? Won't you just miss all those after school sessions we had in your room, Ka-ka-shi-sensei?" Deidara whispered seductively, making the other two teachers pall and look at Kakashi.

"Uh …. It's not what you think!" Kakashi automatically answered, staring with pleading eyes at the only two people who could help him.

"Mmm, Kakashi-sensei, I just love your smell … it gets me … excited." Deidara moaned softly, smirking inwardly as the other two teachers did nothing but watch. He grabbed Kakashi's hands and—as much as it killed him—wound them around his body, settling them on his perfect ass.

"Won't you miss me, Kakashi-sensei? Won't you miss the feel of my body on top of yours, jumping, moaning, riding your big hot co—mph!" Kakashi quickly covered is student's mouth, praying to any god gracious enough to listen to get him out of the huge problem Deidara just dragged him into.

"Heh heh heh, Deidara's a little eccentric. Don't pay him any mind." Kakashi said awkwardly, yelping in shock as Deidara licked his fingers and maneuvered them around to suckle on them. Gin gave an amused smirk, Naraku smirking right beside him; this was turning out to be fun.

"Mmmm. Kakashi, you taste so goooood!" Deidara moaned, pressing himself even closer to his teacher and actually gasping in astonishment at the feeling of muscles underneath those baggy clothes.

"Get off me! And that's Kakashi-SENSEI to you. What about Sasori? Why don't you go beg him to let you into his bed instead?" Kakashi said with desperation coloring his voice; trying to pry off the surprisingly strong blonde off of him.

"Awe, but Ka-ka-shiiiii, Sasori isn't as … experienced, as you are. I want to be with someone who knows what he's doing." Deidara seductively slurred, his hypnotic eyes doing nothing to get Kakashi to calm down.

"Help damn it!" Kakashi roared to his two colleagues watching; they did nothing to assist him. Deidara inwardly smirked, hoping to god he won't laugh for his next lines.

"Kakashi … what do you hide under that mask? Is it the sexiest man ever, just like your voice suggests? Or is it some fish-lipped man … with a very sexy voice?" Deidara murmured, biting the inside of his lip in a gesture of seductive coyness, but was actually a way to stop from laughing.

"Wouldn't you know that?" Gin suddenly said, making everyone look at him. "Well if Kakashi has had some time with you in his room, wouldn't you already know?"

"No." Deidara pouted, forcing Kakashi's hands back around him. "He almost never took his mask off. He said it was sexier to him if we kept the anonymity between us. And when he did, he fucked me doggie style." Deidara said, making Kakashi splutter.

"Deidara! Stop your lying and get off of me! I don't want to hear any of it anymore!" Kakashi roared, trying to push the blonde off of him.

"Funny, you didn't say that last night when I was fucking you in the shower. And you sure as hell didn't want me to get off when you fucked me in the kitchen, or when I was riding you on the couch in the living room, un!" Deidara said, pushing Kakashi back against the wall and successfully unzipping Kakashi's jacket.

"WHAT?" Yelled someone from the other end of the hall, making everyone turn towards the intruder; it was Iruka. Kakashi gasped, successfully pushing off the blonde in favor of running towards his love interests.

"It's not what it looks like, I swear it!" Kakashi said quickly, kneeling in front of Iruka.

"It's not what it looks like my ass!" Iruka roared, glaring at the silver head on the floor groveling at his feet. "So this is why you wouldn't have dinner with me?"

"No my love. Tsunade had me grading unnecessary work. I would never be with anyone but you. You are my life!" Kakashi promised, kissing Iruka's hand and gently holding it in his hand. Iruka huffed, turning around and walking away with Kakashi groveling after him.

Deidara busted out laughing, rolling on the floor and celebrating his victory.

"So … you all really are after him." Naraku stated, smirking when he startled Deidara into silence.

"Uh … y-yeah. He did something terrible a few weeks ago and we have to put him in his place. We just prefer to make his life miserable than to commit a crime, un." Deidara said, getting freaked out at Gin's nearly closed eyed stare; how the hell was he even seeing?

"I see; well if there is any way for us to help, don't hesitate to ask. This could potentially be amusing for us all." Gin said with a smirk, already knowing Naraku was smirking in agreement.

"Actually, we might need your help later …" Deidara said with a smirk, pulling out his phone and dialing a few numbers.

At the end of the hall, Hinata and Ino were dying of laughter. They never knew that messing with Kakashi could become so amusing, especially with other teachers helping. They kept on laughing as Deidara and the senseis walked over to them, Deidara blushing and Gin and Naraku laughing.

"So what are you guys doing hanging out with Kakashi-sensei anyway? Aren't you both in the science department with Orochimaru-sensei?" Ino asked, wondering what they were doing without Orochimaru-sensei when they were his best friends.

"We were actually on our way to find him when we came across Kakashi lying on the ground looking like he was about to pass out from fear. He'd just snapped out of his comatose state when you came across us." Gin said with a smile, making Ino shudder.

"C'mon guys, we have to talk with the gangs, un." Deidara said, pulling the senseis and the girls towards the gang hangout.

"So you mean to tell us that we have two senseis on our side? AWESOME!" Kiba cheered, followed by the rest of the newly conjoined gang. Kyuubi smirked next to Shukaku and Gaara, nodding to the rest of the gang as Neji and Pein studied the senseis in question.

"Alright, so now we have two new rules to the Prank Wars. We can work together and we can use the teachers … also the fact that we don't seem to be going anywhere as a 'war'." Pein announced, smirking at the confused looks of some of the members.

"He's right. We started this out as a turf war of the gangs, somehow ended up conjoining together during exams, and now we're just using the Prank Wars to give Kakashi-sensei hell. We've come a long way." Sasori murmured, realizing that he'd just proposed teamwork between the two gangs and it was accepted.

"That was the whole reason for the war in the first place." Naruto said with a smile, hugging Kiba and Suigetsu. "To get you all to be friends!"

"Great, but now because of Kakashi-sensei, we could all be doomed." Neji growled, slamming his fist on the wooden picnic table as he glared at it. "We have to keep this up. It might not be the best means of punishment—he deserves more—but at least he'll suffer on some level … maybe even worse." Neji murmured when his eyes landed on the disturbed Kakashi staring at them from the main building.

"Oh god … Neji has a point" Kyuubi said, a disturbed look coming to his face when his eyes landed on Kakashi as well. Gin and Naraku sighed, standing up and dusting off some pollen from their suits.

"Alright, we'll help you all and maybe get some of our colleagues to help as well—if only to keep violence out of at least some part of the school." Gin said softly, waving to the silent gangs as he and Naraku made their way to Orochimaru's room.

The bell rang, signaling that lunch had begun and Hinata took a deep breath, standing up and pulling Ino along. "Well, that's my cue. Ino has so graciously offered to help as well, so if anyone needs a sidekick, she's the one to help."

Ino spluttered, so sure that she had been all but forgotten to the gang. "Uh … what the fuck?" was the last thing the group heard before she was dragged down to the cafeteria by Hinata, intent on causing as much harm to Kakashi as she can.

They slowly made their way to the cafeteria, Ino scared as fuck and Hinata determined to see this through. Deidara caught up to them, nodding to Hinata as they had a silent conversation using eye contact. He took Ino's hand and pulled her away once they entered the cafeteria; from here on Hinata was alone.

She set her sights on Kakashi, who was too busy kneeling in front of Iruka and pleading for him to take him back. She smirked and sat down at the table where the two were bickering, silently waiting to be seen.

"No Kakashi! This is the last time I'm going to put up with it! This isn't about the lies Deidara spouted, this is about you putting everything before me! And if you think I'm going to put up with it, well you have another thing coming!" Iruka said, standing up abruptly and gasping in shock at the sight of Hinata waiting patiently.

"Ano Iruka-sensei … I'm sorry, I should have this conference with Kakashi-sensei later." Hinata said, making to stand and leave when Iruka stopped her.

"No, I'm actually done with him, so you can stay." Iruka said gently, glaring venomously at Kakashi, daring him to refuse the sweet girl. Kakashi sighed and sat down next to her, his head held down in shame and hurt as Iruka left the cafeteria.

"What do you want Hinata?" Kakashi asked, not once suspecting that the sweet innocent girl next to him was going to attack him like the previous two.

"W-Well … I was just wondering if you knew what's wrong with Deidara and Sasori. They completely ignored me and I need them!" Hinata said boldly, making Kakashi sigh.

"I don't know. I thought you knew." Kakashi said as he raised his head slightly. "They attacked me earlier today, so maybe that's why they ignored you. What is it you need, maybe I could help?"

Hinata smirked slightly, Kakashi just sealed his fate. Hinata took a deep breath, quickly using her fast skills to tie Kakashi down to look like he's got his head under the table. There was a muffled curse from Kakashi as there was a sock stuffed into his mouth and Hinata threw his head back, catching sight of Iruka held up by Deidara and Ino.

"OH GOD KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Hinata moaned loudly, making everyone in the cafeteria pause and stare at her pleasured form and Kakashi's head under the table.

"AH AH AH AH! MMMMPH! SO GOOD KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Hinata put her hands on top of her sensei's silver head, spreading her legs a little more as she humped up.

Deidara stared wide eyed at Hinata, not believing that she'd done that in such a place. Ino was blushing so much she was sure she looked like a tomato while Iruka was at a loss for words.

"Kakashi-sensei! You refuse to fuck in the bathrooms, but you can eat out in the cafeteria! What the fuck?" Deidara yelled, suddenly pulled back by Neji as Pein handled Iruka.

"Oh God yes! Deeper! MMMM FUCK! USE YOUR FINGERS!" Hinata yelled, going crazy in her chair as Kakashi tried desperately to get his head out.

"Fuck! I knew she was a screamer." Shino moaned behind everyone, making Deidara realize that the whole newly conjoined gang was in there watching Hinata go wild.

"Oh please Kakashi-sensei! Go faster! Stop teasing!" Hinata yelled, using the ropes Sasori lent him to move Kakashi's hand up her body and to her breasts. Kakashi struggled even more when he realized just where his hand went and Hinata just moaned louder than before.

"Ah … Ah… OH GOD KAKASHI YOU ANIMAL! NO WONDER IRUKA-SENSEI LIKES YOUR DICK! OHHHHH OH GOD! PLEASE FUCK MEEEE!" Hinata moaned louder than before, thrashing in the chair as the pupated hands began to move as if they wanted to bring her pleasure.

Everyone watched wide eyed as Hinata actually showed that she indeed had more balls than any of them. Suddenly Hinata threw her head back and arched at an unimaginable degree as she let out the loudest, sexiest moan she could and ultimately doomed Kakashi to stuff his head down deep—to where, he did not know, maybe China?

"… Man, Shino is a lucky guy." Ino whispered out of nowhere, setting off a chain of reaction all over the cafeteria. Iruka roared and ultimately became Irukasarus, getting out of Pein's grasp in his attempt to kill Kakashi. The freshmen in their corner ran for the bathroom as if their lives depended on it, which it did, and some of the girls threw food at Hinata, which she blocked by using a gasping Kakashi.

Everyone began to panic for no reason, running around in the cafeteria as if there was a bomb in the building. Ichigo and Ed walked in on that, their mouths hanging down and eyes wide as they experienced the catastrophe first hand; Kyuubi's stories were nothing compared to the real experience.

"HEY! What the fuck is going on here!" Someone roared from behind them, making even Irukasarus halt in fear. Everyone turned towards Tsunade, her eyes blood shot and an empty bottle of sake in her hand.

"Uh … RUN! IT'S THE FUZZ!"

"CHEESE IT!"

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!"

An explosion of weird runaway catch phrases began and soon Tsunade was left alone in an oddly clean cafeteria.

"Nicely done Lady Tsunade," Shizune cheered, handing her a bottle of her precious sake as a prize. Tsunade smirked; she still had it.

Kakashi sighed as he walked into the locker rooms; as much as he hated it, he had to shower here or else he'd smell like a dumpster all day. He made sure he locked the door to the locker rooms; he wasn't taking any more chances with that damn gang. As he turned on the water, he didn't notice the two gang members working together as they opened and closed the locker room door and then left without a single sound. Kakashi smiled as he got out of the hot shower, slowly walking out towards his clothes neatly folded and waiting just for him.

"Finally, I caught a break. All damn day getting weird sexual attacks, it's like a strip club!" Kakashi said, drying off and rummaging his new clothes for some underwear. He smiled when he felt a strap, frowned when he felt frills and ruffles, and stared in horror at the pink frilly panties in his hands as he pulled up his underwear to inspect.

"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?" Kakashi yelled, his loud question heard even from the Youkai part of the school.

"What in the hell was that?" Inuyasha asked Sesshomaru, who was busily glaring the hell out of a confused Kouga.

"I don't know … Jaken, find out where that disturbing question is coming from and take care of it!" Sesshomaru ordered, glaring at Kouga when he tried to use the distraction to pull Inuyasha away.

Jaken sighed and nodded, walking out of the classroom to go investigate the weird noise.

On the other side of the school, Kakashi was freaking out in the locker rooms, trying to figure out what the fuck happened to all of his clothes. Instead of professional long sleeves and black pants, he has low slung jeans and a tight black T-shit that was a size too small that held the words: SASUNARU = LOVE!

"Dear god I've been punked!" Kakashi yelled to no one, his eyes shifting everywhere conspirationally. "No, this is what they want! They think that I'm going to walk out of here naked! They think I don't see through these stupid plans to bring me down, but I am ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU ALL! Buahahahahaha!"

Kakashi put on the clothes and walked out; their plan backfired, he was still hot. He smirked as he walked to Iruka's office, pulling his pissed off Irukasarus close to his body and kissing the dino into a bubbly pile of Iruka-heaven.

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"Come on Robin, to the bat cave! There's not a moment to lose!" Kiba's voice interrupted Kakashi before he even said a thing to his Iruka, making him walk to the window to see Kiba and Lee running off to his classroom.

"NO! MY YAOI CAVE!" Kakashi yelled, dropping Iruka and running out of the classroom before Iruka said a single thing. He burst into his classroom, murder all over his masked face as he watched Kiba and Lee jump out the window with HIS PORN!

He ran after them, gasping in even more rage as he realized: Kiba has his underwear … on his head. He chased them in front of some of the Alchemist and Shinigami, giving Rangiku a good view of his pale ass-crack as he fell many times to snatch up a yaoi magazine that Kiba or Lee would drop.

"Well … now we have something to write about in English, don't we?" Rangiku asked Orihime as she nodded in agreement.

Kakashi saw only red, that is until he felt Kisame running next to him and dropping to the floor in sync with him every time he would snatched up a magazine. "What are you doing Kisame?" Kakashi snapped.

"Joining your campaign! Us men have the right to wear low slung jeans and panties! Also, I don't want you to feel embarrassed, so I'm going to save your ass and do it with you! Come on girls, look at his pearly while crack!" Kisame yelled loudly, punching Kakashi in the gut and getting him to show the Youkai girls what he had.

Kiba laughed and waved goodbye to Lee; whenever you need a Robin, ask Lee or Naruto! He walked over to Kakashi as he pitifully tried to keep chasing him one tiny step at a time. He walked next to him smirking down at him. "Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me! Hit me!" Kiba yelled wagging his eyebrows suggestively.

Kakashi gasped and collapsed, his ass in the air and vulnerable to the attack of the camera flashes rained upon it; Kakashi had a surprisingly sexy ass for a teacher. Kisame and kiba both smirked, high fiving each other as they walked away in victory

Day 1 Of Kakashi Tormenting: OVER

Me: FINALLY! Started this like a few hours ago and now I'm done!

New Naruto: REVIEW ONEGAI!