Chapter 7 Night Interludes

Naruto couldn't help but snuggle to the warmth that was laying next to him. He stayed where he was – their legs tangled together with his face nuzzling the muscular chest that was in front of him. "Itachi . . . kun . . . I love . . . you." Naruto whispered in his more then half asleep state as he let his lips kiss the chest he had his head on.

"Naruto . . . kun stop." Itachi groaned as he grabbed Naruto's waist, pulling and holding the juvenile close.

He ignored the words his lover said as he slowly woke up from the sleeping state he was in. Taking a breath in, he could only take in the aroma of sweat and after sex as it settled on and around them.

He shot up, sitting up with his eyes looking around like a maniac man. What happened last night . . . to me, Naruto thought as he looked down at the man that lay on the bed still asleep.

Itachi laid there, trying to not hold down his Jinchuriki lover. Even if the urge to started to burn again. I can't, he thought as he held the boy close to him.

"Itai," Naruto hissed as he rubbed his rump at the soreness that flowed through it "why is there blood on my bed?"

"I claimed you, remember." Itachi whispered as he opened his eyes with a yawn opening his mouth.

A blush claimed Naruto's face as he sat there, trying his best to ignore the pain in his ass. Damn it, Naruto thought as he bit his lip.

"And you better get ready for today since it isn't a day off." Itachi spoke, lips hovering over the boy's ear as he heard the boy try to catch his breath. "And about last night . . . it was amazing."

The blush darkened to the point Naruto had to bite his lip to hold himself back. He bit so hard, blood started to drip from the new wound.

"You hurt yourself dummy." Itachi hugged him, letting him feel the tongue that licked the blood off. "Poor boy."

"Will you stop?" Naruto whispered with a hiss, feeling the urge to yell come but be held back. "I need to get ready for work Itachi-kun."

"Sorry." Itachi muttered as he let go of the boy's waist and sat with his bare back to him. He sighed, rubbing his hand through his face, letting the bangs hang over his hands. Closing the ebony eyes, he took a breath in. His thoughts were on one person and it wasn't Naruto.

Shisui, I'm sorry for doing this lustful act but you would understand if you were in my shoes. It's not the same as when I was with you though, Itachi thought as he opened his eyes, moving his hands away from his face. Everything was fuzzy from the eyesight that was fading due to the Mangekyo being used so much and so little at the same time.

"Itachi-kun." Naruto muttered as his azure eyes look at the strong back that was to him. Reaching over, he touched the warm skin with a sight. "Don't be mad at me."

"I'm not. I'm just can't help but think your help and not a part of the organization. You'll leave and not stay." Itachi lied, eyes focused on the boy as he looked over his shoulder.

His eyes, they're black, Naruto thought. His eyes stayed lock with the raven ones of the man, hearing a pounding on the door. His eyes strayed from his lover, he sighed.

"Hurry up! Everyone's hungry!" Kisame bellowed as he pounded on the door some more.

Naruto closed his eyes as he got up and sat by the Uchiha. "I shouldn't have yelled at you like that."

Naruto got up and walked to the closet to get clothes to wear for the day.

Itachi couldn't help but snicker as he saw the teen fall on his bare butt.

"What the hell is going on?" Naruto screamed as he stared at the clean white outfit that had a red cross on it with it split in the middle. Another red cross on his ass for the skirt. I'm getting too many girly outfits, Naruto screamed in his mind as he glared at the outfits he had.

"Must be Hidan's turn to pick then." Itachi murmured as he yawned. Standing up, he didn't care if he was naked or not, he was in the room with his lover. He wasn't in a room with stranger. He knew better then do anything like public indecency, especially when it was to be kept behind closed doors – along with other things.

Then thoughts of the past love came back to the man.

Shisui, I'm sorry for cheating, for who knows how long I'm gonna apologize for. But he's making my heart race, my blood rush to parts that only you can do. I miss the love we had and made but why did it have to end in such a way it did? Why did we belong to that cursed clan that would have to end sometime? Your mine but now I belong to Naruto and you. Most of all, you belong to me, Itachi completely thought like a heartbroken lover.

He was in a way, especially causing the death he had to do to the person he loved. It was healing – slowly – thanks to Naruto.

"I'm gonna poison that fucker's food." Naruto hissed as he cursed the Jashinist under his breath. "When this is over with, I'm gonna be considered a drag queen. I don't want that!"

"Calm down Naruto or do I have to calm you down." Itachi huskily whispered as he brushed his lips on his ear, leaning on him on purpose. He felt the now wide awake Jinchuriki freeze under the seductive words and touch. Especially when Itachi's hand drifted down to his ass, groping.

"Itachi stop it!" Naruto yelled as he tried his best to push his lover away from him backwards. It didn't really work.

"Why should I? I have bragging rights and other rights to do this to you? Most of all, I love you." Itachi smirked as the boy's body reacted to the words in a jerk.

"It doesn't feel right." Naruto muttered with a blush rising to his cheeks. His breathing came shaky, like he couldn't catch it.

"Get use to it. There's a lot of things that won't feel right in due time." Itachi answered into Naruto's ear, his hand that groped the young lover's rump slide pass the juvenile's hip.

"Stop it . . . just stop." Naruto pleaded, eyes trying their best to stay focused on the wall that was in front of him with the clothes. His breath stopped cold in his throat, choking him as Itachi took the opportunity that was in front of him.

"Like this." Itachi purred as his hand gripped the boy's cock. "And there's plenty more where that came from."

"It-Itachi . . . st-stop the torment." Naruto pleaded more as he looked down at what his lover's hand held.

The hand let go only to have the Uchiha man be pushed to the wall. The breath fell out of his lungs as he hit the wall hard with nothing to cushion it.

"I did say stop the torment didn't I?" Naruto asked, his lips hovering over the ebony haired man's.

"Yes." Itachi answered.

With the answer he wanted, Naruto stopped and walked away from the man to the dresser. Opening it, he pulled out a pair of boxers that were clean.

"Jun-kun?" Itachi asked with the boy's alias.

"Hm?" Naruto asked as he slipped the orange flamed boxers on, his back to the man.

"All the outfits, after you get all of them, will you wear them only for me?" Itachi asked, hoping for the best.

"Sure."

In less then a minute, the seasoned Akatsuki member was dressed and left the blond.

With the clean outfit on, Naruto pulled out some cover up for his marked cheeks. Girls' make up, ugh, he thought as he applied it to his cheeks. A sigh escaped the blond as he stood there. If I knew this would have happened, I would have turned into and stayed a girl during the day.

A shiver cut through his system. Then all of them would try to rape my ass, he thought as his tongue stuck out in disgust. With it still hanging out, he walked to the door. Opening it, he fell to the ground with his tongue back in his mouth. All of it was due to the mound of people on the other side that was leaning on it.

"We said we were hungry damn it so hurry the fuck up!" Hidan yelled right into Naruto's ear.

"Tobi hungry Jun-kun." Tobi muttered as he poked the boy in the nose.

"I get it! Now off me so I can get into the kitchen!" Naruto bellowed, causing almost everyone but Kakuzu and Hidan to move.

Itachi was probably in a different room, somewhere else in the house. Probably waiting for the food to come.

"Okay you bitch. I'll leave you alone." Hidan muttered as the members dispersed from the area.

Naruto practically jogged to the kitchen, only to hear a snicker come. He thought everyone heard him and Itachi talking to each other like lovers. Turning his head, his eyes narrowed to slits at the Jashinist that was in the dining room.

"What do YOU want?" Naruto asked with a hiss.

"Your wearing my outfit I chose for you, one of them anyway." Hidan smirked sadistically.

This caused a shiver to go through Naruto's system as he inched away from the monk. Once in the clear, he ran for it, holding the nurse's cap to his unruly blond hair.

Damn Hidan, I hate his guys, Naruto thought as he skidded to a stop in the kitchen. Everyday it seemed like he was forgetting how big the place was. Probably didn't help with two fridges and freezers. Also didn't help with the face that they eat like pigs. I'm even surprised there's food here every day, Naruto thought as he let a short yawn out.

Especially at how Kakuzu's so cheap. Naruto shook his head with that thought as he dug through the cabinets for a pan and spatula.

"Jun-kun."

Naruto jumped at the voice that was in his ear, hitting his head on the door to the cabinet above him.

"What the hell do you want?" Naruto squeaked as he glared at the person, only to just stare.

"Do you need any help?" Itachi asked as he leaned on the counter on the opposite side of the room, pants loose with no belt holding them up. They showed a bit of his boxers along with his tight stomach going downwards. It was completed with another fishnet shirt that was tight to his body.

"It-Ita-Itachi-kun!" Naruto squeaked as he tried to hold back the lust and other emotions for the Uchiha. He tried to hold himself back from looking which failed. His stare strayed from the man's face to his chest as he reached up to cover his bloody nose.

"Is something the matter Jun-kun?" Itachi asked sarcastically, knowing what his problem was to begin with. "Do you like this Jun?"

"Um . . . I . . . yes!" Naruto stuttered then blurted out as he closed his eyes shut. He just wanted that image of Itachi that turned him on, out of his mind. He just couldn't as he opened his eyes.

"I'm glad." Itachi whispered with his lips brushing against his young lover's lips. He couldn't help but close the distance, latching his lips onto the boy's.

"Itachi-kun . . . here not." Naruto babbled against his lips as he tried to fight the guy loved.

"Too late." Itachi spoke as he smiled a bit more. He knew the blond couldn't resist him and the emotions.

A minute or so passed, Naruto gave up fighting. He just embraced the feelings once more. He let his steady hands move, like they had a mind of their own. He just let his body control itself with the emotions guiding it.

His hands glided across the muscular chest that was netted, just right for Naruto's taste. His heart skipped a beat as he fought to not nuzzle the chest – doing it anyway.

Calm down, Naruto, just calm down, Naruto told himself as he turned his head until his lips touched his lover's chest. He nibbled on it, teething the netting until it broke a little. He heard a moan escape the man as he suckled on his nipple like last night.

"Will you two get a room hm?" They froze at Deidara's voice that came from the doorway. He stood there, watching the two get hornier and hornier with each passing second.

When Naruto realized it, a dark blush rose to his cheeks. I-I can't believe it, he thought.

"What are you doing here exactly Deidara?" Itachi hissed the question as he grabbed a hold of the boy. He held him close, brushing his fingers across and into the white collar. He glared at the younger man with his bicolor eyes that forced him to join.

A shiver automatically went through his spine as he accidently looked into the kekkai genkai the Uchiha clan had. He looked down at the boy that was just a housekeeper, but something more to the raven haired man. Then his sight fell on the blush that was on the boy's face.

"What are you doing in here?" Itachi inquired with a sharper glare.

"I-I was just wondering what was taking breakfast so long. I just thought he needed some help so Konan can help like a normal woman should hm." Deidara stuttered at first as he averted away from Itachi's glare with his gaze on the floor.

"Get out." Itachi ordered with a hiss as he held Naruto closer to his body, causing the blush to get darker.

"Fine." Deidara said sharply as he turned on his heel and left the room.

It was just silent until Naruto let his held breath out.

"Are you okay Jun-kun?" Itachi queried as he peeked down at the boy lover.

"Yes Itachi-sama. Now can I cook breakfast for everyone?" Naruto said as he struggled out of the man's hold. Itachi, let me go now, he thought with a hiss. He still didn't let go of the teen.

"Why should I?" Itachi asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Breakfast." Naruto replied as he thought of an idea. This better work.

Taking a breath in, he moved his hand to the most sensitive spot on a man's body. Slipping his hand into the loose fabric, he felt Itachi's stomach quiver and twitch away from the hand. Once his hand was over Itachi's cock, he gripped it.

"JUN!" Itachi squeaked his alias as he sucked in a breath. His arms let go of Naruto with the grasp, letting the boy go and get away.

"I need to cook. Another time." He said as Itachi stood there in a daze.

"Why not? Why can't we do it in the kitchen once." Itachi seductively asked as he reached for the boy.

"No, everyone's here and breakfast . . . has to be made." He said as he avoided the Uchiha's touch.

"Okay then." Itachi muttered as he stopped trying to touch his lover. He left, letting silence consume the kitchen.

Minutes later, noise filled it along with the aroma of bacon in the air.

"Tobi wants food now!" Tobi yelled as he pounded on the door.

"Okay Tobi I get it! It'll be done shortly!" Naruto screamed as he glared at the door.

"Okay. Tobi happy now." Tobi said with the normal happy tone as he walked away from the door.

Weirdo, Naruto thought as he flipped some of the bacon while putting some on a plate with paper towels on it.

It took what seemed like minutes the rest of the bacon to finish cooking. With the paper towel soaking up the grease, he walked over to the fridge for Zetsu's meat that was his breakfast.

Opening the fridge, his eyes fell on the roast beef that was thawing out all night which Zetsu put it in himself.

"Why exactly do I work here again?"

Nothing answered him except extra cash.

He couldn't help but growl with anger. Is that the only answer, he asked himself as he grabbed the meat and walked away, his foot closing the door.

"Is Tobi's food done yet?" Tobi asked with a high-pitched e at the end.

Naruto covered his ears, trying to at least but the food for the plant prevented it. "It is, let me get it. Zetsu don't eat yours yet or I'll turn you into fertilizer."

"Yes sir." The black and more dark in attitude said with a sweat drop on the back of his head.

Naruto walked back and grabbed the plates that had the aroma of mouth-watering food.

Once outside the kitchen and into the dining room, he almost got trampled by the members.

Blinking, he looked down at his now empty hands. What-what just happened, he asked.

"Jun-kun, Tobi saved you a spot by Tobi!" Tobi called out as he waved his gloved hand.

Naruto couldn't help but blink at the child/man member. He let a short sigh escape him as a sweat drop fell from the back of his blond head. "Um thanks . . . I think Tobi."

"Actually I think Jun-kun should sit by Itachi hm." Deidara said, a little evil glint in his visible eye.

"No, I think I'll be fine sitting by Tobi." Naruto replied with a forced smile on his face.

"Nope. It's to late hm. There's already an empty spot by him." Deidara growled as he pointed to the empty seat by the young Uchiha man. With a smile of pure evil on his face, he looked at Naruto intensely like a cat does to its prey.

"Fine. Tomorrow I sit anywhere I want." Naruto demanded with a glare to the older blond.

"Okay." Deidara said with a shrug.

Naruto walked over to the empty seat that was next to his lover and Kisame. Flopping down with his plate clattering on the table, Naruto looked at his lap. He scooted in, allowing more room behind.

Silence consumed the room as everyone ate, Kisame vacuuming his in.

"Seconds?" He asked with a hopeful glint in his eyes.

Naruto looked at the empty plate that was in front of the man that he helped out. "Only a little more."

"Yes!" Kisame cheered as he grabbed about five eggs and ate them in less then a minute.

"Is something wrong Jun?" Itachi asked in a whispered in his ear.

He could only hold back the urge to blush that tried to control his face.

"Yeah. Why?" He asked as he looked at the man from the corner of his eye.

"I . . . to me-me you're depressed. So I was just wondering." Itachi whispered as he let his hand touch Naruto's thigh under the table. He felt the blond teenager jump at the cool touch as he looked over at him.

"I'm fine . . . Now . . . Stop." Naruto paused repeatedly with a light gasp in each pause.

"You don't seem like it to me." Itachi whispered as his lips fluttered against the teen's ear.

"I am. That's final." Naruto stated as he felt Itachi's soft but rough hand squeeze his thigh.

"Okay." Itachi replied, letting go of his thigh and turned his attention back to the bacon on his plate.

Naruto felt eyes lingering on him, forcing him to look up to see. Looking around the table, he saw Tobi then Deidara staring at him with curiosity. What the-what's their problems, Naruto asked himself with a raise of his eyebrow.

"Jun-kun are you going to eat that?" Kisame asked.

"No." Naruto replied as he stared down at the two.

"Okay." Kisame said as he grabbed the boy's plate.

Naruto snapped back into reality, just as Kisame swallowed his food. "You bastard!"

"What did I do now?" Kisame asked with a louder tone then normal.

"You took my fucking food! Now give it back!" Naruto yelled as he hopped up onto the man's shoulder and started to strangle him. "My food! Give me my food back!"

"Your lose, my gain." Kisame said through the strangling he felt.

"Now!" Naruto spazzed, only to feel a stare on him from every member. He didn't care. He just wanted his stolen food back.

"Fine. I'll make you some ramen, you crybaby guppy." Kisame muttered the last part under his breath as Itachi pulled the blond off.

Naruto didn't want to go so easily though; he dug his cut nails into the blue skin and hair. Squinting his eyes until they were shut, he dug into the man harder as he felt Itachi tug harder. Soon he felt glares on him as a warm liquid went around his nails as he held on tighter.

"Jun-kun get the hell off me! Now get off or I will kill you!" Kisame threatened with his teeth showing – getting attack by Konan with her foot a minute later.

With one hard yank of the boy, Itachi pulled the blond off his criminal partner. Looking at both, he watched blood pour down his face from the boy's nail, with it dripping off the nails. He shook his head, sitting down in his seat and his lover in his.

Kisame sauntered to the kitchen with the grim thought of cooking going through his mind. He knew he was going to burn it.

Itachi couldn't let the smile come through on his lips – an evil plan brewing in his mind. Having it come to be, he reached down, grabbed Naruto's cock through the cloth which caused the boy to jump at the touch. "Listen closely Jun-kun. Never attack him again and if you do, I just might fuck you on the table for everyone to see."

Naruto swallowed at the whispered threat that was only in his ear that would happen if he did try to kill the ex-Kiri shinobi. Slowly he started to nod, understanding as his eyes were ready to bulge out of his head with the visual of the threat going through his mind. He sank down in his seat, a blush on his face, which also caused friction on his cock from his lover's hand. This caused his blush to darken in two shades.

When the doors from the kitchen opened, Itachi let go of Naruto so he could eat normally and not give any hints away. He especially didn't want any attention brought from his former mentor.

With the ramen set in front of him with a growl from the cook, Naruto went to work devouring the noodles and beef broth. It was gone in less than five minutes with a smile on his face. "That was delicious."

He ignored the stares coming from Itachi and rose from his seat to set out on his chores. But first he had to get the list from his bedroom where it laid on his desk.

Halfway to his opposite room, he got pinned to the wall that was on his left, his eyes looking into his pinner's face.

"I got a couple questions for you to answer hm." Deidara spoke with a slight growl to his tone, lips close to the boy's ear.

"What-what do you want Deidara-sama?" Naruto inquired through the tight hold.

"Are you seeing Uchiha Itachi now?" A raised eyebrow accompanied the question.

"Yeah, what's it to you though?" Naruto asked with a slight glare in his eyes. He didn't want anyone to know about the relationship he shared with the eldest Uchiha brother.

"Okay, just wanted to know hm." Deidara said as he let the young blond go and walked away like he didn't just pin him to the wall.

Shaking his head and questioning the blond's sanity, he continued on his way to his room. When he reached it, he opened the plain door and stepped into the darkness that was menacing – he didn't feel any of that though.

Before he could flip the lights on, he was pushed to the ground with the door shutting, one bicolor eye looking at him. "Well Jun-kun, I have questions for you. Will you answer them?"

"Y-yes." Naruto stuttered as he didn't recognize the voice that came into the air.

"That's a good boy and you learned from your mother well. Now to business. Are you romantically involved or just using Itachi?" The man asked, his voice sending chills down Naruto's spine.

"Why do you want to know? As far as I'm concern, you shouldn't be allowed to know." Naruto inquired with a sharp glare to the eye. He gasped at the tight hold that came around his neck.

"Answer it now boy." The man demanded with the eye glaring at him.

"Fine. We're romantically involved." Naruto choked out – all thanks to the pressure on his neck.

"That's a better answer then what you said earlier. Good little boy." The man chuckled as he let go of Naruto's neck, a smile gracing his concealed lips. "You better treat my bastard of a former student with respect."

With that threat entering the blond's ear, the hands fell off his neck and disappeared.

Sitting up – blinking like a mad man – he tried to figure out who the mysterious person was. No one came to mind. No one in the Akatsuki had that serious and wise voice. Without warning, his mind still thinking about the enigmatic man, the voice echoed in his head, making more shivers come with the power coming with the voice also.

Who-who was that, he asked himself as he looked around in the ebony room. As he stood, the question was still playing around in his mind.

He stumbled around like a bloody drunk after leaving the bar, he looked and felt for the light switch that wanted to stay hidden.

Come on, where are you, you stupid switch, Naruto hissed to himself in his mind.

He found it, finally after falling flat on his face. When he turned it on, the only thing that greeted him besides the light was the bicolor eye that glared at him. A shiver torn through him as he made contact with the eye with his own azure one. Blinking, he saw it there one second and the next it was gone.

I'm going crazy, I gotta be going crazy, he thought as his eyes stayed on that spot that was still flooded in darkness. He just couldn't turn away from it or he might lose everything. He might get tossed to the floor again because of the bicolor eye hiding, waiting to strike. He knew he shouldn't let his guard down, all thanks to his shinobi training that he neglected when he was younger. He tried his best to tear his attention from the abyss in the room and to finding the list.

Surprisingly to him, no one or thing attacked him while he looked for the chore list.

Nobuko looked up at him from where she laid on his pillow but turned her attention to getting to sleep again.

He looked all over the desk and found nothing but a crappy owl that Tobi drew. With a bow of his head, he dreaded bending over due to a horny weasel that was after him more then ever now. "I gotta find it. Ouch, damn bed."

He bent over anyway, getting on his hands and knees, looking under the bed in the pitch-black. He couldn't hear anything but Nobuko moving around on the bed and grunting because he almost lost his hand to the leg that belonged to the bed. He just couldn't hear anything.

So with the lack of noise hearing, he didn't hear the door opening and closing.

"Well, I really like this." A familiar voice called out, hitting the blond nurse's ears.

This caused him to shoot up, hitting his head on the bottom of the bed.

"Itai!" Naruto squeaked as he held his head in his hands, elbows supporting him. This caused his ass to go a light higher in the air.

"Boy, you are a klutz at times." Itachi purred, a small smirk playing on his face at the sight before him. He walked to his blond lover with a casual saunter as he left his arms by his side. He had everything planned out to torment his blond lover more.

Once he was close enough, he grabbed a hold of Naruto's narrow waist. His smiled got bigger to the point where he had it when he saw Shisui and Sasuke. He heard a yip come from the bundle of fur on the bed but he ignored it. He closed the distance with himself straddling his lover against him as he smiled a little more as a squeak came from Naruto.

"Itachi-kun stop it!" Naruto squeaked as he held his head in his hands, his eyes pointing his glare at Itachi's bare feet. A blush suddenly took over his face as he felt his older lover push his erected cock against Naruto's ass.

"Nah. I rather torment you." Itachi replied with a little light in his bicolor eyes.

Naruto couldn't see the twinkle due to being under the bed.

"Itachi-san . . . please . . . I need to work." Naruto pleaded with a whisper in the end.

"You can always work for me." Itachi chuckled as he felt Naruto struggle under his grip and touch. Gripping his waist tighter, he tried to stop his lover.

"No!" Naruto squeaked as he came out, the list appearing out of nowhere, letting him grip it. He pushed harder against Itachi's cock while doing it also. A gasp was heard from the man as Naruto came out from the bed entirely. Blinking, he looked to see Itachi looking at him like he was enjoying it.

"Jun-kun thanks a lot. Tonight I'm gonna kidnap you." Itachi spoke as he let go of the boy's waist and walked out of the room.

Naruto could only swallow at the thought as he saw impure thoughts go through his mind. A shiver tore through him as he stood up, his thoughts still lingering on it. It was going to drive him insane if he continued to think about it. "This can't be happening to me."

Folding the slip of paper, he stuffed it into one of the pockets that was in the white skirt. With that done, he headed to and out the door, only to be pinned again.

"Well what's wrong?" A shiver tore through Naruto's body at Deidara's voice.

Why this again? That question consumed his thoughts as he looked into the visible aqua eye of the man. "Nothing's wrong."

"Yeah there is hm. You got something that's pretty visible right now." Deidara whispered with a smirk on his lips. A small twinkle was in his eyes as he stared at the other blond in the eye.

"What!" Naruto screamed as he ended the eye contact and looked down at his bulging member. Sweat started to gather on his forehead as he slowly made eye contact with the art terrorist again.

A sly, mischievous, fox-like grin came onto Deidara's lips as he stared at the boy in disguise. "Who caused it Jun-kun hm? Was it Itachi or me?"

"Um . . . I don't know." Naruto answered with a pause as the sweat started to fall.

"Well you had it before I pinned you – again – so it had to be Itachi hm." Deidara noted, letting some of the pressure off the younger blond's wrists. A small dreamlike smile came onto his lips. "It definitely was Itachi who caused this little erected problem. Since that was solved, answer my last question hm."

"What?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Do you love Itachi? I mean truly love him as in stay with him forever hm." Deidara asked with a soft, childlike look as he spoke softly.

"I . . . I don't . . . know. I mean, I just met him and-"

"-you already fucked him like you love each other." Deidara interrupted as he stared at the blush appearing the boy's cheeks.

"I know that but I don't know yet!" Naruto yelled as he closed his eyes. When he opened his cobalt eyes again, he saw a large, goofy smile on the usually emotionless line of a mouth.

"You'll find out soon enough hm." Deidara said as he let go of Naruto's wrists and walked away.

Naruto stood there in the hallway, confused at what just happened. He just blinked, standing here, wondering all the while what he was talking about.

He needs to start making sense, Naruto though as he sent a glare to the older blond's way.

With the list found and in his pocket, he left to vacuum each room, including the bathroom. He wasn't happy about the bathroom because Zetsu never puts the toilet seat down.

I don't even think he has one, Naruto though as he started on his way to the kitchen. He was dreading everything that had to be done in Hidan's room since they weren't on the best of terms.

The man wanted his blood by raping and he wasn't going to give it to him. Also, he never liked the Jashinist from the start. Every time he saw the silver haired man, chills ran down his spine with every glance he had on the blond without Itachi knowing or in the room.

The kitchen, dining room, and living room was easy to clean since there was barely anything in there that makes a mess. Now he had to tackle Pain and Konan's room.

I hate this life. Did I do something wrong in my past life or something, Naruto thought as he stood at the door that led into the love room for the two people.

"What's wrong Jun-kun? Scared of Leader-sama's room?" Tobi asked, his childlike voice filling the air.

"You try seeing the room." Naruto hissed as he turned to the boy/man only to see no one there. "I must be going insane."

"You sure about that?" Tobi asked as he put his hand on Naruto's head.

Naruto jumped at the touch, hitting his nose on the door. Rubbing his nose, he turned and glared at the air.

"Are you?" Tobi asked, a hole in the floor.

A sweat drop sat on the back of Naruto's head as he shook his head at the childlike member. Then he saw the man disappear in a puff of smoke.

Someone's gonna fall, I just know it, Naruto thought as he turned on his heel and looked at the door again. "You better fill that freakin hole in Tobi!"

Then he walked into the dreaded room.