Acme love in perfecto V2
chapter 8
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"THIS SCHOOL SUCKS!" yelled Danford while Roderick kicked a locker and Johnny leaned against some with a frown.
"None of the ladies want us, we get pranked as much as a high school freshman, we've got deplorable living arrangements, and this weird alien cat manchild won't leave us alone today!" Said Johnny.
"Bloopy, bloopy, bloopy, I love my pj's~" Sang Brak.
"And I can't even have a damn smoke break!" growled Roderick. "if I don't have one to calm my nerves, I'll explode!"
"I remember when I smoked, I had this weird cough sounding voice."
"Shut up, Brak!" They all shouted.
Dizzy Devil and Little Beeper were waiting around the corner for Babs' signal to strike.
"Dizzy can't wait. Dizzy have huge laugh." he snickered.
"Wait for it...wait for it..."
"Wanna see me do my impression of Harvey Birdman?"
"No! Can you go away!?"
"Now, start teasing Danford about getting dumped!"
Dizzy saluted before spinning over to them.
Little Beeper made them all jump with his beeps!
"Hah, hah! Perfecto meanie got dumped!" Said Dizzy.
"What was that you little creep?' growled Danford.
'Dumped! It was only a matter of time before garbage like you gets dumped.' Calamity Coyote said with a huge sign before flattening Danford with it!
"You acme losers are dead!" growled Roderick while Johnny cracked his fingers.
"Come and get us you rich jerks!" Then Calamity threw that sign at them!
"Get them!"
They chased them but they disappeared as they turned the corner.
"Hey Roderick! Can you believe the money I had to pay for these hi resolution pics of your football team fucking Rhubella?" Said Montana Max. "They were a steal, like how I might steal her from you later tonight."
"You're gonna get it you Yosemite Sam rip off!" he yelled before lunging.
That's when he threw a bunch of holes that they fell into!
"Aaaaaaaaaah!"
"Hahahah, and for your info, I was inspired by him, ain't no ripping off here!" he laughed before blowing a raspberry down the hole.
They fell and were getting up.
"Oooh...where are we?"
"How should I know?" huffed Johnny dusting his jacket. "Look at me, my favorite coats all dusty now."
They then noticed all the naked girls.
"Aaah! Perverts!" Babs screamed as the girls all started throwing stuff.
The three guys would have gawked, but got hit a few times and started to run away. As they exited the girls locker room, they were stopped by Arnold, the current hall monitor.
"What's going on here?"
"That no good brat Max made us end up there!" spoke Roderick.
"Oh really?" he reached down and picked them all up by their tails or feet and held them upside down. "Because it looks to me like we've got some peeping toms here."
"Dude, we are telling the truth if you just check the hallways, there will be one littered with holes." Said Johnny.
"Nice try, but it won't work on me." he spoke before grabbing them and started squashing them into a large ball. He then threw them and they rolled into a classroom. They all groaned as they got up.
"Like, what are the exchange students doing here? Like I'm trying to give a lecture." Said Shaggy.
"Aaaaaah!" They screamed and ran away.
"Ree hee hee hee, rat reme ras really ruined rour rep rith the rids raggy." Remarked Scooby.
"Like don't remind me. I could go for an early lunch break Scoob."
They exited the school and ran.
"I've had enough of this school! Taxi!" Johnny hailed.
A taxi came driving up to them before the door opened. They jumped in.
"Anywhere but the front gates of this school."
A bit later, they found themselves at the back of tbe school.
"Hey, what's going on? We said away from the school you idiot." frowned Roderick.
"You said away from the front gates." Said Babs.
"Oh you bitch!" Then they were kicked out of the taxi.
"Someone snitched, telling me we had some students trying to leave school." Said Arnold.
"Ok look. It's clear you're doing your job big guy, so why don't you just pretend you didn't see us." spoke Johnny waving some bills in front of the pitbull's face.
"You can't bribe me." he frowned. "Bribing a hall monitor equals detention right away."
"Well how can you throw us into if we're running away?" Said Roderick as they started running.
"...I will wait patiently and when the time comes, they'll run straight into my fist."
They then found themselves in a dark room.
"Oh great, now where are we?" asked Johnny.
"How should we know? Just find the light switch." ordered Roderick.
That's when a spotlight shown down on Fifi who was laying on a bed.
"Ooooh boys, would you hunks accompany me?"
All their eyes bugged out and looked all around her before going back into their heads and let out wolf whistles. They then charged towards her and pounced only to go through a screen.
"Huh?"
That's when Hampton and Calamity Coyote appeared with Fifi.
"It was just a projection on a screen suckers!" Said Hampton.
'You fell for it.' read Calamity's sign.
"Now then, while everybody laugh at vou, us trois shall engage in a threesome." Said Fifi as Hampton and Calamity grabbed her.
"Aw what?! No fair!"
"What's not fair is all the disrespect you jerks rain down on us, I mean come-on it's not like Mickey Mouse is any of your mentors." Said Babs.
"Haha, in fact, I too do guest lectures at Acme Loo." Said Mickey Mouse, eating popcorn with Wakko. "I prefer the Ajax company, but there's no school affiliated with them."
That's when they threw tomatoes at them!
"Jokes on you, I bathe in tomato paste so I can attract ladies!" Then a brick thrown at Johnny. "Ow!"
"Let's keep running!"
With that the three took off running with a watermelon getting Danford in the head.
As they run through the halls, Brak catches up to them. "There you guys are, what the hell? I was gonna show you the novel I wrote with sage advice."
"You wrote a novel with sage advice?" Roderick questioned.
"Yes, chapter one, what not to do when waiting for the elevator or for people from England, waiting for the lift."
They all face palmed before a giant hammer fell on them. "OW!"
That's when Brak scraped them off the floor and put them on a plate. "Yum, I love pancakes!"
And then run into Arnold's fist!
"See? I told you three."
Dazed and beaten badly they try ducking into one more room.
"Please be safe."
"Awww, a cute kitty, rat and ducky." Said Elmyra.
They screamed and tried getting out but the door was locked.
"What in the? Let us out of here."
"Hey guys, guess what?"
"What Brak? What!?"
"That nice rabbit kid paid me 2 dollars to lock the door."
"I'll pay you 2000 to let us out!"
"Nah, I got just enough to buy the new Pokemon Games, see yah."
"Take us with you!"
"Time for cuddles."
"Aaaaah!" they screamed finding themselves pulled into a tight hug which was ironclad.
"I'm gonna kiss you, and snuggle you, and bathe you, and feed you and never ever let you go."
"Can't...breathe." gasped Danford.
"Serves them right." Said Babs before she and Shirley shook hands.
"Like, we should get pictures for future blackmail material."
"And that's why you're the duck season to my rabbit season." Babs said as she took pictures.
