Author's note: Ugh…Sorry for being dead guys. It was Sketch's turn to write it but…Things happen and then my computer broke down and... Blah blah blah…So instead, you get to read MY "AMAZING" writing skills.
Edit: I found out the Building is called the Tower of Justice. My bad.... ^^;
Chapter 8: When the rape victim becomes the rapist…somehow…
Ice woke up. She was still untouched on the hallway where she was last. I'm surprised no one came and treated her wounds from being raped. Hell, I'm surprised no one came!!
Nami came down the hallway, running like a mad woman. "OMGZ!!!1! Iz fond mi walit!!1!" she screamed like a child you think is mentally retarded but really isn't. Scarlet Magpie... don't you dare bring this to my funeral….It's my funeral too….
Ice sighed in relief; finally she can get on the ship and be with her one true love…Sanji! Or Luffy….Or Robin….Usopp?
Ice pulled out her I-PHONE!!!!!11!!! And began to text Sanji. 'Hey babe, do u wnt 2 hve sex l8r?' …I have a reason why she has an I-Phone…Ice can…um…Travel into different dimensions and…um…went into our world…and bought and I-phone with her sexiness!!! Holy poop-cat!.... She stole my iPhone!
Sanji pulled out his cell phone and texted back. 'Ewww!!1! no!! I hte uz!!1! Iz Goffik now!!!1' His girlfriend's name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
Ice was heart-broken so she ran out of the Tower of Justice (Unnoticed I would assume) and burst through Luffy's rooms door. For some reason, Luffy came back from looking Nami's wallet really fast…though she was screaming like a manic so he's bond to of heard her…WAIT!!!! No Marines or Agents notice Nami running like a manic…..My brain hurts…..
Ice told Luffy that she was caption now, had sex, and made him her bitch. She then renamed the Straw hat pirates to the Ice Winged Wolves Pirates…Stupidest….Name…EVER!!! Wait…No…I lied…Ice Winged Vampire Demon Wolves is the Stupidest name ever…
Ice walked around the ship. Everyone was there…well….everyone except Nami. Probably because Nami was still running like a manic yelling 'OMGZ!!!1! Iz fond mi walit!!1'
"Where is Nami?" Ice asked in a concerned tone. "She's still at Enies Lobby Ice-Chan," Chopper said. "I say we leave her there! She's so useless! Now Zoro, let us make love!!" Sanji said as him and Zoro began to make-out with passion. Most OOC line Sanji could say.... *fetal position*
"Ugh, she's so useless that bitch! I say we let her die!" Ice said, smiling sweetly in a loving tone. That's so loving of her…
"Well…I better go find her," Ice said as she walked towards the Tower of Justice. They're still there!! I would assume that someone would see the ship!!
Ice walked towards the doors of the Tower of Justice and began to wander around the building, looking for Nami.
Ice began to walk down the hallways of the Tower of Justice, Unnoticed AGAIN, retracing her steps. She hoped she wouldn't get raped again; it was just too traumatic for her to face again. Wait! I thought she enjoyed it!?
Her breathing began to quicken as her heart beat began to go faster. Then……….she heard a voice!! DUH DUH DUHHHHH!!!
"Hey there sexy," the voice called. Ice quickly turned around. Her hair gracefully flowed and danced through the wind. C'mon…We HAD to describe her beautiful hair!!
She saw a young man with a long rectangular nose. He had no pants on ….for some reason… Ice gasped as she caught sight of his….large….manhood *wink wink*. It was OBVIOUS that he was trying to seduce her…it was working…her body went all hot like an erection though she's apparently a girl so I don't know how that's possible. It was………………Kaku!! Yep….Yep….Someone HAD to see this coming….
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh Sexah!" Ice roared as she jumped him and sodomized him! Kaku did nothing to stop her. This was what he wanted to happen. …So even though he works for the World Government and rape is illegal…he…wanted her to rape him….and WAIT!!? How did he know she was there?! Oh wait…Pedowolf probably told him. I imagine their conversation went something like this:
Pedowolf: Omgz!!1! I foundz a hut girl andz I rapez her!!1!
Kaku: Omgz!!1! Iz wantz 2 getz laidz!!
Pedowolf: Omgz!!1! But Uz can'tz rapez!!1! U 2 skinny!!1!
Kaku: Ahhhhhh…Oh waitz!!1! Huw Bootz Iz seducez herz 2 rapez me!!1!
Pedowolf: Omgz!!1! Datz a groodz ideaz!!1!
Both: lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!1!!
Scarlet Magpie: Omgz!!1! My brainz diedz!!1!
Sketch: Omgz!!1! I justz diez laughingz!!1!
"Oh…Oh….OHHHH!!" Kaku screamed as he got an organism. Then he transformed into his half beast form and climbed on top of her. Ice wanted to turn into a giant but she thought it'd be kinkier if she was smaller then him.
Bursts of pleasure appeared with every thrust. "Oh!! That feels so good!!" Ice screamed, having an orgasm. Bursts of vomit appeared with every sentence written that Scarlet Magpie wrote.
Just then Nami screamed at the top of her lungs, still running like a maniac. "OMGZ!!!1! Iz fond mi wal-" Nami stopped as she stared at the two as they made…beautiful….love. The two didn't even give her a second glace. With that, Nami turned and started running like a maniac again.
Kaku turned back into a man and stand up. Ice breathed slowly, tired as she fell asleep. "Sleep well my love," we whispered as he left her on the hallway floor. MY GOD…The Tower of Justice Hallway is a sex HALLWAY!!
End of Chapter 8
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