Gandalf poem By Egg

He is very tall and has a big nose,

A lot he knows and he smells like rose.

He is old and feeble, he cant thread a needle,

He is grey turned white, and he fights with might,

But when he is naked it is just not right.

As one of my friends said when said when reading this "YOU'VE SEEN GANDALF NAKED!" , no I haven't. thank the good lord- bad mental image. The thing that gave me this idea is when you briefly see the top part of Gandalf naked in the Two Towers. VERY yucky! Please review, love egg(the one who wrote it) and Liggles.