Mordecai and Autumn had a very relaxing, very romantic, honeymoon, in fact neither of them didn't want to leave, but they knew they had to.
"Well, I'm sad to leave, but you know kinda happy to be back," Mordecai said as they entered their neighborhood.
"Me too, oh well, at least we can finally start our life together," Autumn said hugging Mordecai's chest.
"Yeah, I guess your right," he pulled into Autumn's driveway, which would now be his driveway too, and got out of the car. Autumn and Mordecai held each others hand as they opened the door to all their freinds yelling "SURPRISE!"
"Awwww thanks you guys," Autumn said.
"Well, we haven't seen you since the wedding, everybody missed you," Eileen said.
"Thanks," Mordecai said,"where's Rigby and Robbie?"
"Oh, they went to a movie, they'll come along sooner or later," Eileen said.
"Oh, really, what movie'd they go to," Autumn asked.
"Zombie Dinner Party 4 the uncut edition," Eileen siad.
"Hahaha, better brace yourself Eileen you know how Rigby is around scary movies," Mordecai siad.
"Yeah, I know," Eileen said.
"Speaking of Rigby and Robbie," Mordecai said seeing them pull in the house across the street.
Rigby got out of his car and walked over to the door, there was a note on it, Eileen was over at Autumn's for their party and they were to go over there when they got home. "Come on Robbie, we're going to a party," Rigby said.
"Please don't say its a...a...a...a ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY!" Robbie screamed.
"We can never be sure," Rigby said frightened as much as Robbie was.
Rigby grabbed Robbie out of the carseat and walked across the street, when they opened the door no one was there.
"Hello?" Rigby called.
"SURPRISE!" Everyone shouted jumping out of their hiding places.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Rigby and Robbie as they both shut their eyes and braced themselves to be eaten. They heard Mordecai laughing and stood up.
"N...n..not funny Mordecai!" Rigby screamed.
"Yea, that wasn't funny," Robbie yelled crossing his arms and pouting.
"Hey I'm sorry Robbie, I didn't mean to scare you," Mordecai said apologizing.
"Sorry honey," Eileen said.
"Your going to have to do a lot better then that," Rigby said.
"Okay," Eileen said taking Rigby and giving him a big kiss on the lips.
"I accept your apology," Rigby said smiling.
"Good," Eileen siad,"now let's proceed the party!"
"Yeayaaa!"Mordecai said.
The friends partied until they dropped, litterally after they were done everybody dropped when they got home.
"Ugggghhh, I'm so tired," Rigby said dropping on his bed.
"Me too daddy," Robbie said hopping up on the bed with him.
"Me three," giggled Eileen as she plopped down next to Robbie.
"I guess I'll put Robbie to bed tonight," said Eileen.
"Okay," Rigby said staring sleepily at her.
Eileen picked up Robbie and took him to his room, "Mommy read me a bedtime story," Robbie said.
"Okay, which one would you like to read?" Eileen asked.
"The one with the dragon in it!" replied Robbie hopping down and grabbing the book, then hopping back in his mom's lap.
"Once upon a time," Eileen read, and she kept on reading the story until she heard a tiny snoring, she looked down and Robbie had fallen fast asleep. She picked him up and put him in his bed kissed his forehead, then left the room. She went back to the bedroom and hopped in the bed, where Rigby was waiting for her,"You get him to sleep?"
"Yeah, he's fast asleep," Eileen said snuggling up to Rigby. She sighed, "I'm glad we had our baby boy."
"I'm glad too," Rigby agreed as he snuggled and fell asleep.
Robbie woke up in the middle of the night and was terrified, he had a nightmare about Zombie's wanting to eat him. He was laying in his bed in total darkness, and he decided to get up. He tried to step around everything, but accedentally stepped on a rubber duck he had left out it let out a big, "SSSQQQQEEEEAAAAKKKKKK!"
Rigby was laying in bed, he didn't have to be scared of Zombies or anything dumb like that, cause he had Eileen there to snuggle up to, he was laying there sound asleep when he heard a "SSSSSSQQQQQQEEEEEAAAAKKKK!" He jumped a little, but didn't want to wake up Eileen, so he quietly got out of bed to explore what it was, it came out of Robbie's room, so he quietly opened the door, Robbie scared him half to death, and apparently he had scared Robbie quiet a bit too cause he jumped about an inch off the ground.
"Robbie! What are you doing up?" Rigby asked still quite startled.
"I had a nightmare daddy," Robbie said holding up his hands as a sighn for wanting to be held.
"Oh, uhhhh, okay, well you wanna come sleep with me and mommy?" Rigby asked picking up Robbie.
"Uh,huh," Robbie yawned putting his head down on Rigby's shoulder.
"Okay," Rigby said carrying him into their bedroom he put Robbie in the middle and got on his side of the bed.
"Daddy," Robbie whispered.
"Yeah Robbie," Rigby said.
"I love you," Robbie said.
"I love you too," Rigby said.
The family fell asleep all snuggled together, and nobody woke back up all night. The next morning Eileen was the first to wake up. She was about to roll over next to Rigby when she saw Robbie laying there,'When did he come in here?' she thought. She layed in bed not wanting to wake up the sleeping raccoons,but they were taking way to long to get up, so she decided to use her secret weapon. She quietly got out of bed and tip toed to the kitchen, she took out a frying pan and a pack of bacon. As soon as the bacon started sizziling in the pan, she heard feet scamper down the hall.
"Morning Honey!" Rigby said happily sitting at the table.
"Morning Mommy!" Robbie said doing the same.
"Morning guys!" Eileen said happily, her secret weapon never failed."So, Robbie, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Okay, I guess," Robbie said his tail twitching back and forth impatiently.
"Is that an okay as in no nightmares?" Eileen asked already knowing the answer.
"Well, I did have one nightmare, and when I got up to go in there with you guys, dad met me and took me in there," Robbie quickly summed up.
"Yea, Robbie had stepped on his rubber duckie and it woke me up, so I went in there to see what it was and Robbie was standing there looking horrified," Rigby said his tail also twitching, he wished bacon didn't take so long to cook.
"Oh, okay, so that's why you were in my spot this morning," Eileen said taking the bacon out of the skillet and onto two plates, she really didn't care for the stuff, but Rigby and Robbie went crazy over it.
"Pretty much," Robbie said stuffing the first piece of bacon into his mouth.
"So, how did you sleep last night?" Rigby asked Eileen as he poured syrup all over his bacon.
"Well, not as good as I usually do when I'm snuggled up to you, but I guess pretty good," Eileen said fixing some toast as her breakfast.
"I can fix that tonight," Rigby said stuffing more bacon in his mouth.
"I can't wait," Eileen said going to the table and kissing Rigby on the cheek.
Chapter23
"Okay, so I called this house meeting to welcome Josh, who will start work here today," Benson said checking his clipboard.
"Welcome Josh," everyone siad in unision, well everone except Millie who was to caught up staring into Josh's eyes.
"Hi," Josh said staring at Millie. Millie noticed him staring at her and quickly turned her head blushing a little.
"Okay, well now that we welcomed him, we can get back to work theirs a lot to do today, we have a kids party," Benson started.
"Wow, this is like the first one we've had since the whole 'destroyer of worlds' thing," Skips said.
"Uh huh, well we don't want a repeat of that, although I think now that the slackers are gone it shouldn't be a problem," Benson said stating the obvious.
"You know who else is gone? MY MOM!" Musle Man shouted.
"Okay, now Skips, set up the decorations, Musle Man and High Five Ghost, pick up the special entertainment, and Josh and Millie, you two set up the chairs. (Hopefully not like your brother did it)," Benson whispered.
"Well, that seems pretty easy for a first job," Milli said walking over to Josh.
"Yeah," Josh said.
"Let's get to it I guess," Millie said picking up the chairs they started lining them in rows, until they ran out of chairs,"Done!" Millie shouted.
"Ummmm, Millie, I only count 40, there's supposed to be 50," Josh said countining them.
"Hmm, your right, but where are the others?" Millie asked looking around, she spotted a building,"How about in there?"
"Let's go see," Josh said opening the door he found, not the chairs, but a room full of video games. "Millie, check it out!"
"Wow!" Said Millie walking in the door, "this is awsome, let's play a game!"
"Are you sure? I mean, we should probably work before Benson fires us," Josh said nervously.
"Hmm hmm I think your just afraid your gunna lose to a girl," Millie said really wanting to play.
"Am not, fine I'll play," Josh said walking over and playing Hats 4 Sale.
"Oooooooooohhhhhhh! Told you I'd win!" Millie screamed throwing her hands up.
"I'm just not good at this game, how about we play Lemonade Stand, I rock at that one," Josh said a little dissapointed at losing.
"Your on!" Millie said.
They started the next game,"Ohhhhhhh! haha I won at this one too!" Millie shouted.
"Hmm Hmm, hey, how about that one!" Josh said seeing a covered up game in the back.
"It says out of order," Millie read.
"I bet I can fix it!" Josh said opening up the electronic panel.
"Whatever you say, wait look there's a note," Millie said picking up the note that had fallen out of the panel.
"Mordecai and Rigby no playing this game anymore, you know why!" Josh read.
Millie and Josh exchanged glances,"It didn't say Millie and Josh," Millie said shrugging.
Josh looked around,"Ah, here's the problem the red wire and the green wire aren't connected."
"Okay, well connect em' and let's get playing!" Millie shouted.
Josh connected the red wire and the green wire, "come on, come on," he whispered. Then a puff of smoke popped up, and the lights went out.
"What the heck!" Millie said in the pitch darkness. The lights flashed back on and there, right above them was a huge devil-looking red face.
"Wow!" Both Millie and Josh said.
"You think Benson'll notice?" Josh said before the head fired lazers out of his eyes and broke a hole in the building then flew out.
"Uhhhh, not if we get rid of it," Millie said rushing out the door, they ran into Skips.
"I knew it was you guys," Skips said shaking his head.
"What was us?" Josh said.
"Releasing the Destroyer of Worlds, just like Mordecai and Rigby did," Skips started,"luckily, after they did it I put a self destruct button on the game, the only problem is it only works once," Skips walked over to the game and lifted up a box, a note fell out, "Huh I didn't put a note here," he said.
"Yeah, uhhhh, Skips, Rigby accedentally released the Destroyer of Worlds again! So we used your button thingy, from Mordecai. P.S. Mordecai did it. P.P.S. No I didn't Rigby did. P.P.P.S No Mordecai did. P.P.P.P.S. Rigby did it, and Rigby if you say I did it one more time I'm gunna punch you. P.P.P.P.P.S. Mordecai did it. P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Okay that's it!" Josh read.
"Wow," Millie said reading over the note again, "I'm gunna kill that raccoon, and my brother too!"
"Well,looks like we're gunna have to do this the old fashion way, again," Skips said sighing as he picked up one of the games.
"Old fashion way?" Millie questioned looking at Josh, who had the same questioning glare.
"Just hop on a game and don't press start till I say," Skips sighed as he ran and got Pops.
"Okay," Millie and Josh responded hopping on a game. The cart started moving with a jerk,"Woah!" both of the birds said grasping onto the side of the cart.
"Okay one, two, three!" Skips yelled as Millie and Josh pressed their start buttons, and instantly started playing their games. They were amazed as a huge lemon- head guy formed out of nowhere.
"Hey I control the legs!" Josh shouted.
"I control the right arm," Millie shouted.
"I control left arm," Skips siad.
"I control the cart," Pops said proudly.
"Okay, anyway let's just get this over with before Benson get's back," Skips said punching a button and shooting hot dog lasers at him.
"Well, you two are pretty good gamers," Skips said as they finished off the monster, and put back the games before Benson came back.
"Yeahya we are!" Millie said high fiving Josh. A little bit later Benson came around the corner and looked at the chairs, all set up, nothing wrong at all.
"Wow you two, you did an awsome job!" Benson said happily.
"Thanks," Millie said with a proud expression on her face.
"Yeah, thanks," Josh said.
Chapter 24
Mordecai and Autumn had a pretty good life so far, they had paid their taxes, with a little help from Don, and they had fixed up their home, but their troubles were just beginning.
Mordecai was in the kitchen making a sandwhich, when all of a sudden he heard a scream come from down the hall. He ran down the hall and bumped into Autumn along the way, who had been running to meet him. "AUTUMN/MORDECAI," both of them said at the same time.
"I heard you scream, what happened?" Mordecai said helping her off the floor and kissing her on the cheek.
"Mordecai! I...I..I.. I'm pregnant!" Autumn said happily.
"What!" Mordecai couldn't help but scream.
"I'm pregnant!" Autumn repeated.
"Oh, wow!" Mordecai was at a loss for words.
"Let's go tell Eileen and Rigby!" Autumn siad taking Mordecai's hand and pulling him across the street. They knocked on the door, Autumn couldn't hold in her excitement she was practically bouncing. Eileen opened the door,"Oh, hey Mordecai, Autumn," she said waving them in then closing the door. Eileen started talking about work, when Autumn couldn't stand to wait anymore,"Eileen, I'm pregnant!" she screamed.
"What! Your pregnant good for you!" Eileen siad. As they sat in the living room they heard two set's of feet running down the hall. "What did you say!" yelled Rigby sliding around the corner.
"Oh, hey Rigby, I siad I'm pregnant," Autumn said looking at Rigby.
"Well, congrats dude!" Rigby said slapping Mordecai on the back.
"Uhhuh," is all Mordecai could manage to get out of his mouth.
"Mordecai, are you okay, honey, you haven't really said anything since I told you," Autumn said.
"No,no I'm fine, I good I just I just... does anyone else see stars?" Mordecai said suddenly falling off the stool he had been sitting on.
"Mordecai? You okay dude?" Rigby asked as Mordecai started to wake up.
"Uhhhh, yeah, I'm fine, what happened?" Mordecai asked.
"You passed out cause Autumn said she's pregnant," Rigby said like it was nothing.
"Oh, yeah," Mordecai said embaressed.
"Oh, it's fine, Mordecai," Eileen said, then Rigby and Robbie started giggling.
"It's fine, because when I told Rigby I was pregnant he practically flipped out then fainted, I had to carry him home from the coffee shop," Eileen said.
"Eileen, you said you wouldn't tell anybody," Rigby whispered embaressed.
"Well you shouldn't have laughed at Mordecai," Eileen said smirking. After that the two couples sat around talking for a little while, before Mordecai and Autumn left.
"I can't belive we're gunna have a baby!" Autumn said happily.
"Yeah, I know, but what are we gunna name it?" Mordecai said.
"We have plenty of time to list names, right now let's just enjoy the fact that we are having a baby!" Autumn said snuggling up to Mordecai.
"Yeah, I guess," Mordecai said still thinking over all the baby names.
