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Me: Rose! Disclaimer now!
*silence*
Me: Rose? Rosie?
*hears sounds coming from a room*
Me: Rose? Dimitri?
*Opens door*
Me: MY VIRGIN EYES!
Rose: Far Out we're only kissing.
Dimitri: What do you want?
Me: Rose can you please say the disclaimer?
Rose: Do it yourself – you interrupted us!
Me: DO it or I'll….. Break up you and Dimitri up in my story.
Rose: You wouldn't
Me: I would. Dimitri would be mine.
Dimitri: Please don't…
Rose: Fine. YOUR DON'T OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR DIMITRI – I DO!
*ouch*
Rose: Now leave us alone.
*Slams door*
Me: Okay…..
Previously –
"Jeeze guys. Blink! You can't keep your eyes open forever."
"Wanna make a bet?" Christian responded.
O...M...G!
"I have an idea!"
"What is it now Rose?" Adrian growled.
"Staring competition bitch."
Cue groans.
Chapter 8 –
We arrived at the mall after half an hour of staring competitions. Of
course I won them all since all the guys either found staring at my
eyes amusing or scary. Missoula Mall was huge – but not the biggest
mall I've ever been too. Lissa and I hit lots of malls when we were
living amongst humans.
Lissa and I shopped for a while, with the guardians following us like
mysterious shadows. We bought random dresses, lingerie, shoes and
makeup. Walking around the shops for hours was getting a little boring
so I decided it was time to spice things up and make stuff fun – Rose
style.
"Hey Guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom – be back in a sec
kay?" I said to the guardians, already walking off.
"Rose. You can't go around by yourself. I'll co-"
"No it's fine Alberta. I got my stake." I said before running off.
Of course I wasn't gonna go to the bathroom – what's the fun in
staring at off-white bathroom tiles while waiting in a line of boring
humans? Just my luck… A joke store was next to the toilet block. This
was gonna be fun.
I walked into the store – making sure that the guardians were looking
the other way. I didn't want anyone knowing where I was. That was the
first step in my plan. I then browsed the shelves, coming up with
pranks and ideas as I saw random objects. I ended up buying invisible
ink, black permanent marker, camera, 7 pairs of old granny panties, nail
biter polish, blonde wig, fake blood, and Hannah Montana
stickers. Innocent items. I got the perfect pranks in mind. Some
pranks I was gonna pull here at the mall- and some at the school. Here's
payback bitches - the Rose Hathaway Way.
Step 1 of Plan Prank - Go missing.
After half an hour of shopping at the pranks store, I left and hid in
one of the least likely stores they would look at - toys r us. Lissa
hated that store, she found the staff were too happy sometimes and she
was never the person who played with dolls and toys. She would never go in that store. I personally
hated dolls and anything girly - but I loved toys r us for their
impressive selection of violent video games and water guns. Just for
fun, I bought a couple of advanced water guns for fun. Hey - you never know
when a girl might need a water gun.
I was hiding in the baby section, when my surroundings disappeared. The
feel of my body was lost and new surroundings were painted in front
of my eyes. Worried guardians were pacing around in front of me,
talking into their ear pieces. Looks like they noticed I was missing.
A wave of Worry splashed through my body. Lissa's mind was flooded
with thoughts of me. She worried and feared for my safety and
whereabouts. Poor Lissa. I wonder if I should have told her first. On
second thought - nahhh.
"She said she was only going to the bathroom!" I/Lissa screamed.
"Princess calm down – nothing would have happened to Rose. She probably got hungry…?" Alberta said and everyone busted out in a round of laughter.
"That sounds just like lil' Rosie. Can't control her hunger – I swear if she didn't do that much exercise she would be as big as a whale." Christian laughed.
He just waits until I see him. Rosie? Oh! He's gonna cop it.
All of a sudden, my…Lissa's hand wacked Christian at the back of his head.
"Oi! What was that for?" He squeaked. Wuss.
"If Rose was here – she would kill you for calling her Rosie. You're lucky she's not here."
"Yeh sooo lucky." Christian mumbled whilst rubbing the back of his head.
"Come on guys. Let's eat. Rose is probably at the food court." Adrian prompted. And just like that I was sucked back into my own head. Phase 1 Complete.
I used my awesome ninja skills – and the ability to know where Lissa was – to stalk the others on their way to the food court. I saw Lissa order and pay for Maccas for everyone. They placed the food and drinks of a table at the back of the food court and looked over the mass of people to see if they could spot me. They all decided to split up in groups of guardian/moroi and search for me. Yes. They left the food and drinks unattended. Hey, I was getting a lil hungry….
Step 2 of Plan Prank – Nail biter Polish.
As soon as they were out of view, I approached the food. The aroma of greasy Big Mac's filled the air – calling for me and my hungry stomach. I shoved 4 Big Mac's down by throat while I took out the nail biter polish. I gathered the drinks and at the end of every straw – I dabbed a bit of the transparent, non-toxic liquid. When they took a sip of their drink, they would taste the horrible nail polish. I couldn't wait to see their faces!
I snuck away again, and hid in a place that I could see then, but they couldn't see me. With my camera ready, I waited.
Lissa, Christian and Adrian followed by the guardians, made their way back to the table. I could feel Lissa's worry through the bond, but I tried my best to ignore it. Christian glanced at the table, looking for his big Mac.
"I guess Rose was here. My Big Mac's missing." Christian muttered.
Happiness coursed through my body then again worry. Rose where are you? You were here, weren't you? Why did you leave? Come back! Lissa said though the bond. Sorry Liss. I thought.
Christian grabbed his drink. Here it is! The first victim. He took a deep sip – then spat it all out. Snap! This photo will be perfect for future blackmail. Coke was flying all over the table. His face was twisted and he was wiping his tongue. A mass of coke, hit Adrian square in the face. Snap! Snap!
"Chrissie! What's wrong?" Lissa asked worryingly.
"The drink! It tastes terrible!" He whinged. Wuss.
Curiosity got the better of Lissa and she grabbed her drink. As soon as she sipped it – the stopped and spat it out. Snap! Snap!
She screamed and the guardians all spun around – stakes poised and ready. Snap! Snap! This was hilarious! They asked her what's wrong and she replied 'take a sip of your drink and find out.' They all grabbed their drink – puzzled looks on their faces – and drank the coke.
Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap!
I took like a million pictures of Stan – incase he wants to give me shit in class. All the guardian's faces were so funny! I snapped more pictures, enjoying their funny faces being forever frozen in a photo. Alberta was the first to get over the taste. She looked at Lissa.
"Rose." She simply stated. Oh Shit.
"What do you mean?" Lissa questioned.
"Rose did this. Who else could get past 4 guardians and not be caught?" Alberta continued. Oh Shit. Alberta knew me too well.
Realisation hit Lissa as soon as Alberta finished. Rose! She screamed in her mind. Get your ass back here now!
Oh Shit. She's angry. Too bad.
The guardians looked pissed so…Snap! Phase 2 Complete.
Now for the final prank at the mall.
Step 3 of Plan Prank – Invisible Ink.
The Invisible ink I bought could only be read if written on material and then sprayed with water. I know weird – but it was perfect for my next prank.
I remember watching the movie 'My life in Ruins' and one of the guys had a gay t-shirt. I decided it was about time to pay Adrian back for all of his 'comments'.
While the gang and guardians were eating – I stole the new top Adrian bought and wrote a little comment of the back in invisible ink. I sprayed it with water so that by the time Adrian put it on – it was dry and the words were readable. I returned the top to the bag.
I filled up my water gun with muddy water and targeted Adrian as he walked away from the food court with the others. I fired the muddy water and it hit covered his shirt.
"What the hell!" He screamed. The others turned towards him and asked what had happened to which he replied I don't know. And of course, Alberta had the answer – Rose.
Lissa threw the bag in which Adrian's new top was in and told him to change. He changed his top and they continued to walk through mall.
While they were walking – and I was spying and taking photos – Adrian got a lot of attention from many different men. Some men would smile at him or wink at him while others wore a disgusted look on their faces. Lissa and Christian started to notice and so did the guardians.
"What's up with all the male attention Adrian? Didn't think you interacted with humans…or males." Christian joked.
"I don't know what's up? Is there something on my back? Maybe someone stuck a 'kick me' note or something?" Adrian said to Christian.
Everyone crowded behind Adrian and as soon as they saw his back – they burst out laughing. Even the guardian's thought it was funny.
I was watching and snapping pictures from behind a pot plant – about 10 metres in front of them.
"We…found…why..." Christian said in-between laughs.
"Why?" Adrian was fuming. His face was flushed red. Lissa took out a compact mirror form her purse and told Adrian to look at the back of his t-shirt using the mirror.
His face paled as he saw the words 'Enter at rear'
Snap!
This was gold.
His expression changed to anger and he glanced around the place. His eyes narrowed in my direction. Oh Shit.
"Rose! Come out from behind the plant. You forget I see auras and you black one isn't hard to miss."
Oh Shit.
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