Part 2: Dusk Ketchum's Super SEX Adventure
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. This story is based on my OC from the epilogue. No, this isn't a completely new story as you'll see.
"Human Speaking"
"Pokémon Speaking"
"thoughts"
"telepathy"
Author's notes
Transition
Computerized voice
EMPHASIS
"Canadian Accent"
Are you a girl or a boy?(A/N: LOL, I copied the game.)
Dusk Ketchum lived alone with his mom, Dawn Ketchum, until he was fifteen. He was 5' 10'', and his hair was a seamless combination of raven black and watery blue. He was really popular at school and stuff. He is an aura guardian in training as well. His father was the famous Ash Ketchum, who saved the world from the ultimate evil. Today was going to be the day he got his first pokémon from Professor Tree.
Dusk woke up realizing it was too bright outside.
"Oh, no," Dusk said heroically, "I'm late for getting my first pokémon." (A/N: LOL, I copied the anime)
Dusk ran downstairs and saw someone with his mom.
"Dusk, this is Arceus," Mom said, "and he has a few things to tell you."
Dusk was surprised in a very masculine way. Arceus was the famous restaurant owner who was also the creator of the universe.
"Arceus," Dusk said in a cool way, "What are you doing here?"
"I am here to inform you of two things. The first thing is that you have your father's ability to impregnate pokémon to create an oppressed master race of pokémorphs. It will be your duty to procreate with the six female pokémon of your choosing that will make up your party. It also wouldn't hurt if you slept around everyone once in a while unlike your father, Ash Ketchum: The Most Chosen of Chosen Ones. I mean seriously, just find a village of wild gardevoir or something."
"Oh great, I'm expected to be a poképhile. I can't even begin to understand the obsession those guys have with gardevoir. It's not even human in build. I guess I would need something with two legs, and more meat than a stickly gardevoir. All I have to do is turn off the lights, picture a girl, and hope they get pregnant the first time," Dusk thought smartly.
"The second thing is that the Aura Revival Act was passed. It is now law that you must take six wives, form a strong bond, and then start a clan by making them the mothers of your children," Arceus said.
"What a minute," Dusk injected like a smartass, "How exactly is this law enforced? Am I going to get fined? How am I supposed to get any women to agree with this? Are they going to be thrown in jail or something if they don't go out with me? This seems like a huge violation of human rights. How the hell did this get pass through a legislative body? Whose interest in government does it even serve?"
"Umm, umm," Arceus said, "I'll be right back. I'll leave you to your mom and step-mom."
Arceus disappeared in a flash.
"My step-mom?" Dusk said quizzically, yet intelligently.
Latias burst in through the front door.
"Hi Dusk. I've come to teach you Sex Ed," Latias said.
"Latias," Dawn interrupted, "He was already taught in fifth-grade."
"Nonsense. There's only one way to prepare him for the real world," Latias said slapping Dusk's butt with her wing.
"But, this isn't right," Dusk said.
"Don't worry," Latias said, "I'm not actually related to you."
"That's the least of my issues," Dusk complained.
"Well, I can't teach you right here, in front of your mother," Latias said.
Latias shoved Dusk outside onto the front lawn.
"You're so much like your dad," Latias said, "He still acts panicky and reluctant."
One hour Latias
"Is it over?" Dusk asked.
"I guess so. You had such amazing endurance for your first time."
"Well, it was hard to get off because of the fact that you are a pokémon that looks nothing like a human, that you are my dad's main wife, that I might get you pregnant, that we are on my mom's front lawn with my mom nearby, that we are by a PUBLIC sidewalk in my home neighborhood, that school bus full of kids that broke down that's can't be more than thirty feet away, that marill that came out to watch, and finally because you kept talking about my dad having sex with you."
"Sorry. It's just that you're so much like him. It's like having sex with Ash, except not because you're his son. Also, I'm pregnant with one of your half-siblings so I can't have your child."
Dusk zipped his pants up and went over to the lab. It was best to forget that ever happened.
"Dusk, you're late," Professor Tree said, "But we have plenty of good pokémon left. I think you'll want this one"
A ball came down from a tube in the ceiling. Dusk opening it up and an eevee popped.
"Umm, this isn't what I want," Dusk said.
"What was I thinking giving you that? I should know better than that." Professor Tree pushed a button and the eevee was recalled with the Pokéball rising into the tube. A red Cherishball came down. "Alright, this pokémon will surely be worthy of being called your partner."
Dusk walked over and picked up the Cherishball. He opened It and watch the pokemon materialized. It was…
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A SHINY eevee!
"This still isn't what I want. Don't you have a bunch of lucurios?"
"We're all out of those, I'm afraid," Professor Tree said, "But we do have a few dratini."
"Dratini does evolve into something that is vague shaped like a women," Dusk thought with a cringe, "I'm going to have to consider god-damn sex with all my future captures."
"I'll take a female," Dusk said while scowling.
"But all our remaining shinies are male," Professor Tree said.
"I-said-a-female-please," Dusk yelled to avoid being smited by Arceus, and because he was annoyed by the sapient plant for insisting on getting a shiny.
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