I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO UPDATE!!!! OMG THIS IS SO TERRIBLE! 4 MONTHS! I'M SORRY!!!

(i think it's called) I had writers block for a while and then I forgot all about this chapter and then I thought I already finished this chapter and then Word kept on closing the chapter qwhen I was writing it an hour ago and I had to rewrite it so many times!! :(

I do not own anything related to Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. They belong to Square Enix and Tetsuya Nomura who created them.

this chapter is so weird... Enjoy! ^^


Chapter 8.

Seriously. What was I thinking?

For the rest of the day, I was avoiding Olette.

Avoiding!

She was one of the many good people I trust but now, whenever I see her I just go Zinc! I mean, I can't even look her in the eye anymore My mind kept flashing back me and her in the hallway… kissed… when no one was around…. hurt and…

ARGHHHH! My hands flew to my head, trying to pull out my own hair. I couldn't even feel the pain. This is embarassing! Why did I ever tease her?

"Hey, Roxas! You okay?" Hayner asked.

I looked up and put on a fake smile. "Yeah, don't worry."

Olette, who was /unfortunately/ sitting next to me, tilted her head a bit. If it was possible, I could see the I-wonder-why-he-is-acting-so-weird-maybe-it's-my-fault look. It was planted on her face, making me feel so guilty.

The day ended. Finally. I rushed to my locker, grabbed my books as I shoved it in my bag. Then I skated down the hallway out the door into the sunny bright world.

Well, that was my plan until I got knocked into that ugly beanie head idiot. Books were flown and their pages were flipping as it landed. I was rubbing my head, hoping that my hair was okay, until a foot kicked me in the gut. "That is what you get for knocking into Seifer, y'know!"

"Next time you touch me, I'll kill you!" Seifer glared. There were hardly anymore kids in this hallway or teachers. It was empty as a ghost town. Great…

"What a lame comeback. Is that even possible? You'll probably chicken out before your little finger starts shaking with fear." I mumbled as m hands started reaching out for some of my books. What a mess …

"Why you-!"

I shut my eyes so quickly that I didn't even see his fist making contact with my jaw. In fact, I didn't even feel anything except for the air. My eyes opened and wow.

Wow.

WOW!

What did I see that was so WOW? Well, it was Riku.

Riku. The same Riku who is dating Namine. That Riku.

"What do you think you're doing?" Riku hissed.

He was holding Seifer's fist in his left hand while his right hand bended Seifer's fingers back. Riku was actually really strong. The fingers were even turning a whitish color. As soon as he let go of the fingers, Seifer immediately fell to his knees and yelped out in pain. Fuu and Rai came to his aid. "Seifer is letting you do that, y'know!"

"Steroids." Fuu uttered.

They both held each of Seifer's arms as they dragged him along the hallway, complaining all the way.

All I could do was stare while my mouth was opened like a fish. Riku chuckled a bit as he watched them leave. "Pfft, they are cowards! I could have taken them down in 5 seconds!"

He faced me, still grinning. "Huh? Are you scared? Haha. Don't worry! I won't bash you…"

I let out a sigh of relief.

"…yet…"

"…W-Why? What have I ever done to you?" I asked.

"I have seen you with Nami a lot lately."

"Yeah so? We are just friends."

"Sure…" He eyed me suspiciously.

"We are! Anyway but why? Out of all people, you Riku! Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why did you stop Seifer from hitting me? You never helped me out before, not even when I was still with the group…" I explained.

"Because… I need help." He said it like he just confessed to a jury.

"For what? Homework? No way. Do it yourself!" I stood up and started walking away. This is too sudden. Does Riku actually want help or is he just trying to frame me for something? Framing me is probably the answer.

"No! I need help for…" Riku sighed. "Me and Namine. I … just thought you know her well that she might have told you a few things…"

I stopped. Riku and Namine are having problems? I haven't heard that before. *cough* "So what? It's your problem not mine, so deal it yourself."

"Hey, wait! Just hear me out, would you?"

It was my turn to sigh. Helping people, okay no problem but helping people I want to kill, absoloutely not. I gave him a death stare. "Why should I?"

"She's your friend, isn't she? Don't you want to make a friend happy? Don't you want to make Namine happy?"

"Yes…"

"Good. We'll talk somewhere else. Come with me." Riku ordered.

Stupidly, I followed.

20 minutes later…

Okay… So here I am. In Destiny Burgers, with Riku, buying a burger. He also ordered a glass of beer. So weird. Whoopdedoo. Actually, he is buying the burger for me! Yeah! Free burger!

"So, why are we in a burger shop?" I asked as I chomped my burger.

Riku smacked his forehead. Ouch. "Are you so dumb that- ah, forget that. I told you so many times! We are here because this-"

"Is a place like a consulting room. Yeah, I remember now. But, why did you buy me a burger?"

"Urgh… how can Sora live with you!?" The lines in his forehead decreased. "Just… just listen to the problem, okay?"

"Fine." Chomp.

"Well…" A red blushed swept across his face as he filddled with his glass. "I, er…we…"

"Just spit it out."

"It's embarassing to talk about! Especially with you!" Riku frowned.

"Geez, all I did was say five? No four words and you get all angry. Now tell me, what is the problem?"

Riku's mouth snapped shut as the blush came back. He started fiddling with his jacket's zipper. "Um, you see…"

"Oh I see." I smirked. "You want to have sex with her!"

"How did you know?!"

"Hahahaha! I hit the jackpot! I can't wait until I tell her! Hahaha! No wait, I'll tell Sora! He'll crack up laughing! Hahaha!"

Even though his face was so red, he was scowling at me so much. It looked creepy so I decided to end the tease. "Haha, sorry mate. So what is it?"

"Didn't you hear what I said?"

"No…"

His eyes rolled around until they settled back in the center. "I said, how did you know? Were you reading my mind?"

Oh my god.

"Hey, man. I was only kidding. Honestly, that is so silly of me… haha…There's no way you're that sick and want to do it now. So, tell me the problem."

"That IS the problem you bimbo."

Oh my god. Oh my good lord.

Riku and Namine doing… it! That is too horrible to think of! It should be me instead of muscly arms! EW, what am I thinking of?

"You serious?"

He nodded.

If I was some random person walking past the shop, I would have seen myself in a mid-shock disgusted face.

"I know it's shocking but you know, a man has desires that need to be well, released."

"Yeah, but not in that way."

"It has to be in that way."

"Urgh…" I wrapped the burger paper into a square as I thought. "So, how do I help? Do I just push her on to you?"

"No! You see, she doesn't want to. Every time, I get close, Nami just backs away or runs off."

"Oh, so you want me to tie her up?"

"NO! That's rape you idiot!"

"Then what?"

"Get her in the mood, you know… give her viagra or something."

"That's for men. Anyway, it's your own job to do that."

"Yeah but," he sighed. "What am I doing wrong? I tried taking it slow, fast, being gentle, what else? What should I do?"

"It doesn't about having sex. Just be there for her whenever she's in trouble. That should do and sooner or later she'll be cuddling you!" I can't believe I'm helping him. "Oh, and be nice and gentle with her. –cough- Stop abusing her –cough-"

"What was that?"

"Nothing." I grinned.

"Okay…you know what? I'll do that!"

"Yeah!"

"I'll be so nice that she wouldn't want a nicer guy~"

"Yeah!"

"I'll stop thinking about sex for a while and only think about her!"

"YEAH!"

Riku got up and started walking away. He stopped as he turned his head faced me. "I'll talk to you again. See you."

"Yeah, bye."

I stayed seated at Destiny Burgers for a while longer. So, Riku wanted to have sex but Namine doesn't let him. Hey wait a minute. Maybe all those bruises were not just some retarded Riku smacking her around, it was sexual abuse. Oh no, what have I done? But at least I told him to be nicer. So that should lessen her pain.

But Namine's first time might be with… him.

I wanted it to be with …. me.

No, no Roxas! You cannot think about that first, you have your romance event to think about.

Olette…

I don't think I can avoid her anymore. I'll try talking to her tomorrow and tell her the truth. I just want to be friends. That's it and not anymore than that.


WILL RIKU STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX? WILL ROXAS BEAT RIKU FOR SLEEPING WITH NAMINE FIRST?(not happening, it's rated T so a big no-no for adult content) WILL OLETTE BE HAPPY WHEN ROXAS REJECTS HER? DUN DUN DUNNN!!!

I think I'll pair up Olette with Hayner :)

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