A/N: Okay, mwhahahahahahaha….
Birthday Celebrations
After the attempt to kill Elizabeth, Jack hears that it is a good friend of his birthday, and Gibbs has made a cake…
Gibbs: Do you think he'll like it?
Jack: I don't see why not!
Gibbs: It's just that I thought fish cake was an odd kind of birthday cake.
Jack: It tastes fine to me! Pulls out his telescope. Ah, I see his ship now!
Gibbs: Good, his cake is getting old and eaten!
Jack: Waving like a lunatic - Hey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Captain of ship: Hmm…Jack Sparrow!
Jack: May we come aboard? We have cake…and rum!
Gibbs: Whispers to Jack.We have cake - we drank the rum!
Jack: Tell a lie, we only have cake!
Captain of ship: I suppose…
Jack: Excellent!
The crew of the black pearl (including Elizabeth who was disappointingly not fed to the Kraken) traipse aboard the other ship where the birthday boy is waiting.
Will: Jack.
Jack: Yep?
Will: That's…
Jack: Jonesi boy! Happy birthday! Mr Gibbs - the cake if you will!
Gibbs: Pushes the cake towards Davy Jones. Made it myself using the finest fishy ingredients!
Davy Jones: I suppose I am meant to thank you for this?
Jack: Ah but wait! Turns to the crew. Presents people!
The crew all stretch out their arms with presents on their hands.
Davy Jones: Well Sparrow…I must say you have made me feel all warm inside!
Jack: Hold on…Barbossa! A very disgruntled looking Barbossa appears and light the candles on the birthday cake. And a one - and a two -
The whole crew: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Davy! Happeeee birthday toooooo you…!
Davy Jones: Looks angrily at everyone. Don't call me Davy!
Jack: Okay…Davy…
Davy Jones: Thank you all for all these treasures! Now get of my ship or I'll set the Kraken on you!
Jack: Right…RUN!!!!
As the crew run to the Pearl, Davy Jones sits down and enjoys his cake. Gibbs and Jack steer the ship away before he can summon the Kraken.
Jack: Phew! That was close!
Gibbs: Too close…is it just me or is it quieter around here?
Jack: No it's quieter!
Will: We've left Elizabeth on the Flying Dutchman!
Jack: Oh dear! We shall need to return and get her…
Gibbs: …Next year.
Jack: Just in time for Davy's birthday!
A/N: Okay, its kinda short but oh-well! Hope you enjoyed it!
