A/N: Okay, mwhahahahahahaha….


Birthday Celebrations

After the attempt to kill Elizabeth, Jack hears that it is a good friend of his birthday, and Gibbs has made a cake…

Gibbs: Do you think he'll like it?

Jack: I don't see why not!

Gibbs: It's just that I thought fish cake was an odd kind of birthday cake.

Jack: It tastes fine to me! Pulls out his telescope. Ah, I see his ship now!

Gibbs: Good, his cake is getting old and eaten!

Jack: Waving like a lunatic - Hey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Captain of ship: Hmm…Jack Sparrow!

Jack: May we come aboard? We have cake…and rum!

Gibbs: Whispers to Jack.We have cake - we drank the rum!

Jack: Tell a lie, we only have cake!

Captain of ship: I suppose…

Jack: Excellent!

The crew of the black pearl (including Elizabeth who was disappointingly not fed to the Kraken) traipse aboard the other ship where the birthday boy is waiting.

Will: Jack.

Jack: Yep?

Will: That's…

Jack: Jonesi boy! Happy birthday! Mr Gibbs - the cake if you will!

Gibbs: Pushes the cake towards Davy Jones. Made it myself using the finest fishy ingredients!

Davy Jones: I suppose I am meant to thank you for this?

Jack: Ah but wait! Turns to the crew. Presents people!

The crew all stretch out their arms with presents on their hands.

Davy Jones: Well Sparrow…I must say you have made me feel all warm inside!

Jack: Hold on…Barbossa! A very disgruntled looking Barbossa appears and light the candles on the birthday cake. And a one - and a two -

The whole crew: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Davy! Happeeee birthday toooooo you…!

Davy Jones: Looks angrily at everyone. Don't call me Davy!

Jack: Okay…Davy…

Davy Jones: Thank you all for all these treasures! Now get of my ship or I'll set the Kraken on you!

Jack: Right…RUN!!!!

As the crew run to the Pearl, Davy Jones sits down and enjoys his cake. Gibbs and Jack steer the ship away before he can summon the Kraken.

Jack: Phew! That was close!

Gibbs: Too close…is it just me or is it quieter around here?

Jack: No it's quieter!

Will: We've left Elizabeth on the Flying Dutchman!

Jack: Oh dear! We shall need to return and get her…

Gibbs: …Next year.

Jack: Just in time for Davy's birthday!


A/N:
Okay, its kinda short but oh-well! Hope you enjoyed it!