A/N: Okay, here it is.
Kagome: This Chapter is "Christmas Party: Not This year"
Sango: The Christmas party has arrived!
Miroku: Sango and I put our plan in action!
Inuyasha: Wait, where are you guys taking me and Kagome?
Kagome: Find out soon!
Chapter 8: Christmas Party: Not This Year
"Oh shit." Inuyasha said softly as he turned to see the woman.
Wait, are you confused? Maybe I should rewind? Let's start at the part where Inuyasha prepares for the party.
"DAMN IT! I'm late!" Inuyasha cried out as he hurriedly got dressed.
Today was Christmas Eve and was the day that the Christmas party at Music and Lyrics Records. Kikyo had to go to the conference on the top floor of the building so she couldn't make it. Inuyasha didn't have anything Christmas related that he could wear so he wore his red pajamas that were made from the "Fire-Rat", a store in Sacred Mall. Kikyo wore her red business suit.
"Are you sure you can't make it?" Inuyasha asked, feeling sorry that his wife wouldn't be able to share the fun.
"I'll be fine. You better hurry because you are late by twelve minutes." Kikyo smiled as her husband ran out those doors.
Kikyo sighed and pulled out her cell phone. She dialed a number and waited for a reply. Someone picked up. Words came out of the phone.
"Yes, he is going. No, he doesn't know a thing. Okay, bye." Kikyo ended the call.
Music and Lyrics Records
"There you are!" Sango shouted as Inuyasha ran up to them.
Inuyasha ran up to the group. Kagome was wearing grass green one-shoulder dress and Sango was wearing strapless blood red dress. Miroku was wearing a green turtleneck with red baggy pants. Kirara, Sango's pet cat, came along wearing a small Santa hat.
"Cut me some slack! Now let's get in." Inuyasha said defensively.
The group went into the last floor and the party was going on. Miroku went to the bar there and bought an Appletini. Sango went to the floor and danced with Kagome. Inuyasha just leaned against the wall and watched everyone dance.
It's gonna be a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now I'm sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickin' Christmas
"So Sango, are ready for the plan?" Miroku asked as Kagome went to the bathroom.
"Of course!"
Miroku grabbed Inuyasha and pulled him on the dance floor. He forced Inuyasha to stay. Inuyasha was dumbfounded, while Kagome was dragged out too.
My brother's wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we don't get caught
"Miroku, what are you planning?" Inuyasha asked, suspiciously.
"Nothing. Who wants to play 'Seven Minutes in Heaven'?" Miroku smirked.
"Isn't that a high school game?" Inuyasha asked.
"Your point?"
High School Never Ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
"Kagome, what's wrong?" Sango asked as she sipped some punch.
"What's with the weird song changes? 'High School Never Ends' is not even a Christmas song!" Kagome replied.
"Want to dance?" Sango asked.
Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how
Misery loved me
"Why did it change to 'Dance, Dance'? Who picks the songs?" Kagome sighed.
"KOUGA AND AYAME!" Miroku called out as he randomly shuffled through the list of names.
"He works here?" Inuyasha was surprised.
After seven minutes, Kouga and Ayame came out. Inuyasha gave Miroku a suspicious look. Miroku put two papers from his pocket and pretended he was shuffling the others. He pulled the papers of his pocket.
"INUYASHA AND KAGOME!" Miroku shouted.
Kagome spit out the drink she was sipping and Inuyasha was speechless. Sango smirked and pulled Kagome to Inuyasha. They were pushed in the closet. Seven minutes began now.
On the top floor
"Excuse me, Nakura." Naraku began.
The meeting just started fifteen minutes ago. Naraku was there with his wife, Nakura. Sesshomaru was there with his business partner Kagura. And there was Sesshomaru's lap dog Jaken.
"Yes, Naraku?" she asked.
"Would it be acceptable if Ms. Hiroshi go down to the party to check up on things? I have heard some of the staff members are planning inappropriate things." Naraku stated.
"That would be a fine idea. Ms. Hiroshi, you may leave." Nakura nodded.
Kikyo smiled and whispered a "thanks" to Naraku. She picked up her things and hurried downstairs.
Naraku then got a call. He picked up his cell phone and he growled at the voice.
"Father? What is it?" Naraku snapped.
"You still owe me," the voice replied.
"I don't have enough money..."
"Fine, but I want something by tomorrow,"
Naraku hung up and sighed. How did he get into this mess? He then eyed his wife and smirked. He had a plan.
"Nakura, I will be leaving this meeting too. Please meet me afterwords at home,"
In the Closet
"Sooo……."
Had it been three hours they had been in the closet? No. It had only been three minutes. Both were reluctant to kiss, claiming they were only good friends. For the past three minutes, they were playing poker with the cards they had found in the closet.
"FLUSH!" Kagome cheered.
"You cheated!" Inuyasha barked.
"Please, I don't need to cheat to beat you." Kagome spat out.
"Oh, really? I'll beat you at Speed!" Inuyasha gathered the cards.
"You will lose!"
With Sango and Miroku
"Three more minutes." Sango counted down.
Miroku and Sango waited patiently outside the closet. They hoped their friends would get together. Checking the clock, only two more to go, Sango sighed.
"Do you really think they are making love? I mean, that closet is filled with stuff like Scrabble, Life, and Monopoly, some Harry Potter books, two decks of cards, some costumes, and a crafts kit. Are you sure they won't be playing around?" Sango asked.
"I thought you were supposed to take those things out of there!" Miroku replied.
"It was yourjob." Sango said indifferently.
"Oh shit."
"Come on, so our plan didn't work. Who cares? It's been seven minutes. Let's let them out." Sango smiled.
"'Kay!" Miroku turned the knob but it wouldn't budge. "HEY!"
Miroku kept twisting the knob and then…it twisted right off. A sweat dropped as Sango gave him a dirty glance. Her eyes were glued onto him menacingly.
"What did you do?" she growled.
"I didn't mean to! The lock is stuck. They'll be there for more than seven minutes."
"Mi…ro….ku…." Sango hissed.
In the Closet
"I WON!" Kagome boasted.
"CHEATER!" Inuyasha grumbled.
Kagome checked her watch. It had been seven minutes. As she grabbed the door knob, she found it was stuck. She kept turning and turning it and then… it twisted right off.
"What did you do?" Inuyasha asked apprehensively when he saw the knob in her hand.
"It came off by itself!"
"So we're…." Inuyasha didn't dare finish that statement.
"…stuck?" Kagome did it for him.
Trapped by your life
Life that's unavoidable
Just to get by
To make it more affordable
Trapped by your life
That's unavoidable
Just to get by
To make it more affordable
"UGH! I can still hear the music. PLAY SOME ACTUAL CHRISTMAS SONGS! DAMN IT!" Kagome yelled. "FRICK! FRICK! FRICK!"
"Frick?" Inuyasha was confused.
"It's the word I use when I try not to curse." Kagome responded and Inuyasha nodded.
With Sango and Miroku
"PLEASE, SANGO, FORGIVE ME!" Miroku begged.
Sango had been beating Miroku to a pulp. Ouch! Sango huffed as she tossed Miroku on the ground. Then she saw someone.
"Miroku, you said Inuyasha's wife looks like Kagome, right?" she said nervously.
"What about it?" Miroku asked.
"I think I see her." Sango gulped.
There she pointed to Kikyo. Kikyo had changed into a snow white dress with poinsettias on it. Miroku jumped up and nodded. Sango ran up to Kikyo and faked a smile.
"Hi! Wow, you look hot! I'm like one half of a shot of Grey Goose from…whoa…" Sango imitated a valley girl accent and pretended to be drunk.
"Oh my god. You should get a ride home." Kikyo stated in a concerned voice.
"Okay, I'll get my keys. Whoo…" Sango pretended she was really drunk and couldn't even hold her keys.
"I'll drive you home." Kikyo said and she pulled Sango with her to her car.
Miroku sighed with relief. One, Kikyo was away. Two, Sango won't be able to beat him anymore. He checked back at the door. Kagome and Inuyasha are probably still playing their card game.
In the Closet
"RAWR! " Kagome pushed Inuyasha in the wall. "IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!"
"ME? ME? ME?!" Inuyasha pushed her off. "IT WAS YOUR FAULT! HAVE YOU EVER TURNED A HANDLE!?"
---ONE HOUR LATER---
"I'm sorry." Kagome mumbled as she huffed.
The last hour didn't go well: Fighting, arguing, and the usual. Inuyasha and Kagome glared at each other.
After all of that fighting, Kagome realized she must have looked like a mess.
"Frick! My hair probably looks awful right now," she moaned as she tried to smooth down her hair.
"You look cute." Inuyasha said quickly.
"What?" Kagome was in disbelief.
"Your hair is cute when it's messy." Inuyasha looked away.
"Oh." Kagome replied. 'Has he lost it?' "Your ears look cute."
Inuyasha chuckled. He thanked her and then fell silent.
With Sango and Kikyo
"You sure it's this way? Last time, you told me it was north. You sure it's south?" Kikyo asked.
"'COURSE!" Sango grinned.
Suddenly, Kikyo slammed the brakes, leaving Sango to launched into the dashboard. She was taken by surprise by the following events that occured. Kikyo opened the car door and tossed Sango out. She smirked down upon the bewildered girl.
"How dumb do you think I am? Just because I'm nice, doesn't mean I'm stupid to fall for your trick." Kikyo huffed as she drove off.
Sango growled and dialed Miroku's number in her cell.
"Umm….she found out." Sango said sheepishly. "She's coming your way!"
In the Closet
I can't, I can't
I can't, I can't take it
This is the time to smile,
I can't fake it
Please allow me the chance now
To break it down
Inuyasha moved the lock of hair covering Kagome face and she smiled. The mood suddenly changed. All the anger was gone.
With Miroku
"OH GOD I SEE HER COMING!" Miroku screamed, seeing Kikyo enter.
In the Closet
It's not snow, it's rain coming down
And the lights are cool,
"Out of all the people I could get stuck with, I'm glad it was you." Kagome whispered.
"Me too," Inuyasha whispered back with gentle smile.
With Miroku
"Umm…..Sorry, Kikyo, it's locked." Miroku replied quickly.
But they burn out
And I can't pull off the cheer
In the Closet
Not this year
Inuyasha and Kagome moved closer to each other.
Not this year
Their lips touched and became a wonderful kiss. SLAM!
With Miroku
"No problem." Kikyo kicked the door down as saw the two.
In the Closet
Not this year
"Oh shit," Inuyasha said softly as he turned to see the woman.
"Yeah, it is 'oh, shit'" Kikyo said boiling with anger.
TO BE CONTINUED….!
A/N: I hope I'm not being dramatic. Please R&R. Oh, yeah! If you have ever watched the TV show Scrubs, you will notice that I use a lot things from the show.
Kagome: Get ready for a flash back 'cause the next chapter is one! "Discovering Part 2"!
Sango: How did Miroku and I go from distant to best friends before the party?
Miroku: Have you ever wondered why Naraku is helping Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Do you want to find out more about me Kagome's, Kikyo's, and my high school life?
Kagome: So many questions will be answered next time! See you guys soon!
