"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Jutsu/Kurama Talking"

Chapter 8


Once Iruka left the classroom most of the genin stayed and waited for their new jounin teachers to pick them up. But Naruto had left soon after Iruka did. He had to get away before Kurenai entered the classroom, he was not sure if he was going to be able to hold himself back from flirting with her. He decided to go back to the house where his family lives to explore his alternative selves room. Naruto did not want to believe that a Naruto from any Naruto world could be that lame, so he wanted to find anything that could prove that he wasn't. Yes, Naruto was referring to all parallel Elemental Nation worlds as the Naruto worlds. He figured he had earned that by now.

This was a perfect opportunity for it since neither Minato or Tayuya would be at home. With a little luck maybe Kushina had left for grocery shopping, he remembered she usually did it around this time of the day. He entered the house through the front door which was unlocked, a sign of Kushina being home.

With an irritated frown Naruto made his way up the stairs heading towards the room of his alternative self. Halfway up the stairs he began hearing noises coming from a room downstairs, it sounded like Kushina. Naruto knew this sound to well and it was the reason he sneakily walked down the stairs then towards the room where the sounds came from. The door to the room was half opened it as he peeked inside to see Kushina pleasuring herself.

With a grin Naruto used a transparency technique to hide himself, it was one of the most useful techniques he learned from Jiraiya. For several minutes Naruto stared at Kushina with a nosebleed as she fingered herself to an orgasm. Once she was done and began dressing herself, Naruto left the room as the fun was over. On his way back up towards his room he started to think that it was weird for Kushina to masturbate.

Her husband, Minato, was someone who knew both the Hiraishin (Flying Thunder God) and Kage Bunshin (Shadow Clone) which he could easily use in combination to help Kushina settle her lust. There wasn't much else do anyway as the Hokage during the days. Naruto would know since he was pretty much forced to take the position of Hokage by Tsunade who was tired of the job, a few years after Naruto defeated Kaguya and the Akatsuki in his former world.

Maybe Minato was cheating on her and didn't have the energy to satisfy his wife's needs, Naruto thought. No, Naruto couldn't see that being possible. Minato was to much of a wimp to put himself in a position where he might have an angry red head after him.

Maybe he was gay? Naruto thought it was the most logical explanation, it wouldn't surprise him in the least if it turned out that way. He would have to solve this puzzle, hopefully today, before Kushina would look elsewhere for satisfaction, namely to himself.

While Naruto was thinking over these things he had finished checking up on his room. He found nothing of interest, nothing that would give Naruto reason to believe that his alter self wasn't the biggest loser on earth. Since it was pretty much confirmed now, Naruto decided to drink in his sorrow. He pulled out a sake bottle and made his way down the stairs again.

"Wahaha" he laughed as he walked down the stairs "I'm Uzumaki Naruto bitches"

"Naruto?!" Kushina yelled in surprise from the kitchen "Is that you?"

"Shit!" Naruto exclaimed loudly before he used the Bijü cloak to help teleport out of the house before she could capture him.

His next destination was the Hokage tower to pay a visit to Minato. He had forgotten about his team and the fact that Kakashi was going to pick them up soon. It was more important to him to make sure that Minato wasn't gay as he feared.

He stood outside the windows of Minato's office, his first thought was to jump through the window and make a cool entrance. But when he remembered what horrible things he might see if he were to surprise to supposedly gay hokage, he thought otherwise. Naruto knocked lightly on the window which had Minato quickly hide something that looked as a comic book.

After Minato turned around and saw Naruto he opened the window for him.

"Naruto? What are you doing here, shouldn't you be with your team?" He asked.

Naruto shook his head "I have more important matters to attend to now, substitute hokage"

Minato responded in a depressed tone "At least call me tou-san.."

Naruto jumped inside through the open window, landing next to Minato. He then spat on the floor which had Minato's eyebrows twitch.

"What do you want, gaki?" Minato asked.

"You?" Naruto pointed at Minato with a serious expression. The room was silent for a few seconds as they stared at each other.

With a twitch in his eyebrow Naruto yelled "Tell me you're not gay, dattebayo!"

Minato backed off with his hands held up in a defensive manner "No, what ever gave you that idea?" he asked.

"Reasons!" Naruto responded loudly.

Minato's eyebrows started twitching along with Naruto's "Like I said I'm not gay Naruto.." he said in an irritated tone.

"Good" Naruto spoke before his eyes widened dramatically "Then take care of your fucking wife, you lazy ass substitute hokage!" he yelled before bursting off through a closed window, breaking it in the process.

With a sigh a slightly confused Minato sat down in his chair again in front of his desk.

"Baka musoko" (Idiot son) Minato said as he picked up the same comic he was reading earlier from a drawer "Who needs real women when there's 2D!" he yelled as he held up a manga comic with several female warriors on the cover "2D! 2D! 2D!" Minato cheered loudly with his arm raised above his head.


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