Author's Note: Imma just put NEARLY all of the remaining reviews in this here document because I need to catch the number of chapters up with the reviews and little chapters just ain't gonna do it this time.

I suddenly have this idea of doing a Kyo and reader pairing fic...

Kyo: YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU IDIOT, YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WRITE, NOW GET WRITING.

Me: HOT DAMN KYO, you'd think someone stole your girlfriend!

Yuki: What girlfriend?

Me: Ooooh, nice one. I like your style. *fist bump*


Uotani writes: (about Kyo beating her ass in rich man poor man)

Yeah right. You don't stand a danm chance! Maybe, I should invite that Kagura girl...? :)

Kyo replies: NO. Don't invite Kagura! She's not supposed to know where I am! And you're just a cheater! SO HA! ON YOU!


Arisa Uotani and Saki Hanajima writes:

Arisa: hey orange top, when are we going to finish that game of rich man poor man. I've been waiting to kick your sorry ass again!

Kyo replies: We're going to finish it now. *shuffles cards* C'MON, BRING IT! Or are you too much of a sissy?


LeoValdezgirl77 writes:

ok lots of random questions...
1) What is your favorite subject in school?
2) What is your favorite color?
3) Would you rather be trapped in an enclosed space with Yuki or Kagura?
4) What's your favorite song?
5) Do you find it upsetting to eat animal crackers? Would you if they were cat-shaped?
6) On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most, how much do you like Tohru?
7) What's your most embarrasing memory?

And because seven is a good number Imma stop there.
You're awesome, Kyo!
I love you!

Kyo replies: Favorite subject: lunch. Duh. 2) I guess green. It reminds me of grass and I like to smell grass especially in the morning, but it kinda sucks when there's like little pellets of- never mind! 3) I'd rather be with YUKI because then I can KICK HIS GIRLY ASS! I can't really hit a girl.

Me: But you can insult one? Like what you did with Tohru in the beginning, hmmmmmmmmm?

Kyo: *blushes* HEY! She was kind of an idiot!

Me: Better not let Tooooooohruuuu hear this ;)

Kyo: O.O MOVING RIGHT ALONG. 4) My favorite song... is... the good one. 5) HELL NO, ANIMAL CRACKERS ARE FREAKING DELICIOUS. But yeah, I guess I'd be upset if they were cat shaped. HEY! Maybe I should put a recommendation in for a RAT shaped animal cracker...

6)

7)

Seven is a good number. And guess what's an even better number? FIVE! O.O

I know I'm awesome.

I love me too.

Me: WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY WAS "Thank you for writing to me, I really appreciate it your effort, dear one!"

Kyo: *SNORT* WHATEVER, YOU BAKA!

Me: HOT DAMN, KYO, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE INSULTED YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Yuki: Oh, you mean the girlfriend that isn't his?

Me: OOOH DAMN Yuki I like your style! *yet another fist bump*


MinatepesakaToruhslittlesis writes:

Hello I am Mina Tepes if you alredy haven't read my name and i would like to ask you if you really love my sister and if you don't... oh yah my other sister wanted to say if your Kazumas kid aka your master. Because I was the one who taught him how to fight yet i never been tought myself.

Kyo replies: Uhm... yeah, Kazuma's my master. He's flippin awesome.

YOU TAUGHT HIM TO FIGHT?! O.O

YO! I wanna meet you!

Shigure: *flips hand and talks in singsong voice* Let's keep this G, okay? ^-^

Kyo: I'M NOT LIKE YOU!


purpledragonflamegirl writes:

Hey Kyo Sohma! :-D
First things first...Ever since my friend introduced me to fruits basket, i got the first volume and i gotta say YOU HOT no matter in the anime or manga! So my question from that statement/compliment is how do you feel about having so many Kyo fans?
Kagura beats you up. And Tohru takes care of you and the gang, my second question is: Who would you rather be paired up with and why?
This one is a no brainier: Do you wish you had your own year?
If you are aware of the yoai pairings...are you as pissed off as i am? I mean KyoxYuki=BARF
Do you wish that fruits basket didn't end? I know we furba fans basket people do!
My final one is: in volume six,episode 25, where you deeply afraid of losing Tohru? Did you cry? Why?
LUV purpledragonflamegirl (you can call me Daisy Hays, or Canada!)
P.S You are awesomer than Prussia from Hetalia...if you,tohru,Yuki,shigure and the other sohma's where Hetalia characters, who would you think they'll be?
P.P.S. You don't have to answer the last one in the P.S. but the rest you do. Or else i will send the lich, Hudson abedeer or even the cosmic owl to your home it worse RUSSIA!
P.P.P.S. Just kidding but do answer the ones you know the answers to k
P.P.P.P.S.
KYO SOHMA YOU ROCK!

Kyo replies: HOLY CRAP that's a lot of questions.

OH THANKS I'm always flipping excited knowing that someone sees me for how I am... totally hot ;P

Me: Kyo, stop being a narcissistic ass and answer her god damn questions.

Kyo: AesirSecrets, stop being a tease and UPDATE THIS DAMN FANFICTION MORE OFTEN.

Shigure: Ooh, good one! *fist bump with Kyo*

Me: *British accent* Why must you hurt me this way, Shigure? T.T

Kyo: MOVING THE HELL ALONG.

I'd rather be paired with my bed. We have a great relationship going on. I flipped my pillow to the other side last night, so I guess I could say things are getting pretty serious.

Me and Shigure: Ahhhh not paired with TOHRU, EHHHH?!

Kyo *blushing* SHUT UP! YOU TWO ARE REAL WISE-ASSES, YOU KNOW THAT?!

YES I wish I had my own year. Then on the anniversary of my year-making, I'd make everyone eat fifteen pounds of leeks... for breakfast.

As for the yaoi pairings, I don't like them AT ALL, but AesirSecrets loves them.

Me: HEY! I don't like yaoi! I like yuri *drools*

Kyo: Like I said, she loves yaoi.

I KNOW, AesirSecrets practically had a freaking heart attack when she found out there wasn't like 80 episodes like all the other animes she watches! But I'm still here :D

Was I deeply afraid of losing Toh- let's skip this one.

Thanks... I don't even know who Prussia is... but thanks? I don't watch Hetalia and neither does AesirSecrets.

If you want, I can hold her down and we can tie her up and force her to watch it if that's cool with you!

Thanks for not makin me answer all of these.

My head hurts.

Me: AWWW, is poor kyun-kyun tired of all the haaaaard wooooooooooooork of thiiiiiiiinking? :(

(mockery, young fools)


TohruandYukiforever writes:

Okay you I'm more of a Yuki fan but here a question for you you Stupd Cat.
Why do u hate Yuki SO much? Is becasue of the bet you made with Akito?
You know he was trying to be your friend becasue well he kinds of knows how it is. And who scars u more Uo Hana or Kagura aka Crazy woman? By the way your one of fav. Sohma's you and Yuki are neck to neck 99% of the time.

Kyo replies: HEY! I am NOT a stupid cat! Yuki's just a JACKASS! He pretends to be all light and love and all this crazy stuff and EVERYONE loves the damn rat! It gets annoying when you have fangirls screaming in your ear about what kind of underwear he wears at night! As if I'd know!

And I seriously doubt he wanted to be my friend!

Me:... that actually hurt my feels, bro...

Kyo: Uh... I'm sor-

KAGURA.

HANDS DOWN.

She scares me to death. She goes wide-eyed and kinda cute to crazy tractor with sharp teeth!

Thanks, but I'm pretty sure I'd win by a dirtslide if there was a poll that says who is awesomer, me or Yuki.

Me: You mean landslide?

Kyo: Yeah, that's what I said, dirtslide.


Mommy Hanajima writes:

I feel a strange presence around you as you talk. -.- perhaps an evil preesence?
And I've been meaning to ask you something as well
Why won't you admit your love for Tohru-chan? If you break her heart I will break you from the inside out *.*

Love, Mommy Hanajima

Kyo replies: It's not evil, it's just... my temper. I can't admit it to her or-

Me: You have no excuse.

Kyo:... yeah, you're right. I swear I'll try not to break her heart.


Keira Higurashi9 writes:

When was the first time you got drunk! And you gotta be truthful! And was it with Shigure!

Love-
Keira Higurashi9 :D

P.S I LOVE YOU! ;D

Please post soon! And another thing, Kyo, has a dog ever chase you around (that is not Shigure)

Kyo replies: I never drink! Alcohol, that is. Sadly. It would have been fun :(

And yeah. I was walking in the forest again and this dumb-ass dog suddenly jumped on me and started growlin'. I wrestled it off, but I smelled like disgusting dog for the rest of the day. Shigure started licking me in weird spots... I think it was a female dog O_O *traumatized*


Haikai23 writes:

Hey Kyo!
If I could I would just hug you right now but you can see how that won't work out! XD lol

So off to asking you my questions:
1) Do you like fried chicken? ..cause I do. Its like the best DAMN. FOOD IN THE WORLD! umm...okay maybe not the best-...Well who am I kidding IT IS! .
2) YOU MUST ANSWER THIS** At least tell me THREE things that is admirable about Yuki AND Kagura! ! ...okay 2 things! ! But that's all I'm settling for! XP

Sincerely,
Your most questionable questioner

P.S. How are you today?

Kyo replies: YES I DO LIKE CHICKEN. I LIKE YOUR CRAZY ENTHUSIASM. Have you been drinking with Shigure?

How about 1 and a half things?

Me: NO.

Kyo: OH YEAH? And who's to STOP me, you little punk?!

Me: Kagura.

Kyo: How about four things?

1) Yuki has some nice flower-smelling shampoo

2) Kagura could save a lot of work for lumberjacks because she could plow through an entire forest

3) Yuki... has a way with even the men

Me: You're really pushing it, small fry!

4) Kagura... (wow, this is hard) she's smart enough to bring me candy when she USED to visit!

And I'm freakin fantastic. Eating an ice-cream sandwich with AesirSecret's cat on my lap. I actually don't mind it. I was going to get up and get a blanket because it's FREEZING here but I don't have to with a cat-blanket on me.


WoNdErLaNd Or NeVeRlAnD writes:

HIII KYO! ( I suck at asking questions...so be warned!)

Ok, so theres 12 animals in the zodiac (and you apart.) And sadly theres no other animals. If you could add animals to the zodiac...which would you add? And I saw a creepy picture of a yaoi with you and hatsu haru (don't ask what it had I'm still traumatized by it X(...) And even though it's mostly youxYuki (I think that's the most common...IDK) what do you think of that? I actually find it KAWAII! XD

And random question: HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU SAW A THREESOME OF THE MABUDACHI (however the hell it's spelled) TRIO? O.O I would melt...

P.s. I WUV YOU! I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER LIKE YOU! XD Your hair is awesome too...just saying...

Kyo replies: I really don't know what I'd add. This family has enough weirdos, I don't think I could handle it-

Me: WHAT. YOU SAW KYO AND HARU?! Tell me where *evil grin* and I will spare your life *evil grin*

Kyo: I'm seriously beginning to doubt your love of 'just' yuri.

ANYWAYS. I HATE the Yuki and Kyo pair-

Me: I LOVE THEM! I like your style, WoNdErLaNd Or NeVeRlAnD! We should get together! I totally think it's Kawaii too! YAY! *excited squeal*

Also, I would ADORE a threesome of those guys! Kyo, whaddayu think?! (I'm so excited now, you made my night)

Kyo: Do you even HAVE to ask?! *turns green*

I dunno about me being your brother, but thanks!

I... never had a compliment... for my... hair... O.O

Me: *whisper* I think he likes it :D


Teh Pockzter writes:

Yo, Kyo-kun! Wazzup? Lemme ask ya a few questions. Answer them or you'll suffer.
1. Do you have any friendly or romantic feelings towards Yuki? AND BE HONEST! Otherwise I'll take your journal and give it to Yuki... *snicker*
2. If you, Yuki and Shigure were alone on an island with no chances of survival, who would you kill first?
3. How do you feel when Yuki's near Tohru? Again, BE HONEST, or I'll throw you some punches Kagura taught me.
4. Do you like pocky? If so, what flavour do you think suits you best?
With love from everyone's favourite otaku, Pocky

Kyo replies:

YO! Nothin much, you?!

AND I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!

1. Why would I have romantic feelings for Yuki.

Me: Oh yeah! I've looked up you and Yuki fan art and some look amazing! I can't help it! You guys look so sexy when your shirts are off and you guys are trying so hard to be mean, but just can't, and you guys caress each other lovingly but begrudgingly and some pictures, you two have your pants on the flo-

Kyo: YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS SHIGURE!

2. I'd kill me first. I wouldn't want to be living with them ALONE.

3. I want to BEAT THE CRAP outta that wise-ass! AesirSecrets, let's go do it now!

Me: Actually, I'm beginning to like him *content evil smile*

Kyo: WHAT?!

4. I like the kinako flavor of Pocky. I don't know why. HELL, I DON'T EVEN LIKE SOYBEAN! WHAT THE HELL?!

Me: This just proves you're insane. :D

Kyo: -.- NO.


The Grimm Maiden writes:

Hey Kyo, I have a good three questions for you: 1. If you had to be trapped in a room with Yuki, Haru, Kagura, or Momjji who would YOU choose? 2. Why do you Kagura so much (besides the fact that she is crazy)? 3. Would you allow Tohru to bear your children?

Kyo replies: 1) OH GOD Don't ask me such horrifying questions of me! They burn my eyes! I would choose NONE of them! HA ON YOU! 2) I HATE her because she's crazy and unpredictable! 3) WUT. *-*


EpIcScReAmIcA writes:

i heard u fell off the roof from my sister! Did it really hurt? whats ur fav candy? If Yuki died how would u feel? what if kagura did? why are u so self-conceited? whats the lowest grade u hav ever gotten. how are u going to school wit all this mail?

Kyo replies: YEAH IT HURT! Lemme throw you off the roof, it ain't a bunch of daisies! I don't really know. I mean, he's fun to beat up and all, but I don't know if I could handle him being dead. I might have seizures from extreme boredom. If Kagura died, I'd feel the same way. I mean, it SUCKS RAW EGG when she's here, but no one deserves to die if they don't have to. My master said to maim rather than kill! OH YEAH, BUT NOW I'M ABOUT TO MAIM SOME SERIOUS RAT ASS!

I am NOT self-conceited! I just say it like it is.

C.

Surprised?

Yeah, everyone is -.-

Exactly, I'm not going to school.

So much work... it's so tiring... I think my soul will be forever done for...

Me: QUIT YOUR WHINING, YOU BIG BABY. Mostly, I copy and paste and Kyo writes in this stuff when he has free time. Although this recent huge pause was completely my fault, because I didn't put your guys' letters until tonight because of homework and a sudden relationship popped up that was COMPLETELY unexpected. Sorry guys :|

Kyo: YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP?!... I thought you'd be alone... forever...

AND YEAH YOU BETTER BE SORRY!


TohruKyoYuki writes:

Kyo who was the first person you've had a crush on? If Yuki weren't the rat would you still feel the same? Any other hobbies aside from Martial Arts and Fighting Yuki? ;)

Kyo replies: Tohru's the first person I- NEVERMIND.

I'd still feel the same because his girly style pisses the hell out of me! There are other things I like, but I don't think you'd really care or any other person for that matter...


Jaded Green Dragon writes:

if you were forced between living with these three people, who would you pick? Why?

Shigure, Hatori, or Ayame.

And lets just all say that they all live away from the Main House.

Also, who would make the best guardian? Lover?

Keke

Kyo replies: You... you ask weird-ass questions of me.

I'd pick Hatori.

He doesn't say much anyways, so that's cool. Also, Ayame and Shigure are too busy humping each other, so I wouldn't want to be the one listening to them from all the way downstairs.

Me: *WATER SPURTS OUT OF NOSE*

Kyo: Hatori would make the best guardian. People get scared of him anyways, so that's cool.

O.O Let's ask AesirSecrets for the last one. Caitlyn? Which one do you think will make the best lover?

Me: SHIGURE. HE'S SO SEXY. And we are both perverts, so we're perfect for each other! In fact, the other day, we went to your guys' high school and we started skipping and singing 'High School Girls' and BOY did I see some hot ones ;DDDDD

Kyo: ... I wish I never asked.


IByte199820 writes:

Omg kyo :D I'm so glad I get to speak to you I've always wanted to! Your my favorite character from Fruits Basket! I always like Yuuki but suddenly I realized Yuuki is way to "good" and he's cute and all but ya know I realized he looks way to much like a girl that I was able to use him as a girl in an amv. Any way. Your totally fucking awesome kyo. So I have some questions for you. Okay so how do you feel about the fanfictions about you and Yuuki being together. Like in one I found which was really weird Yuuki got catnip on him and you like sexually jumped him and it put a whole new meaning to boynip 0.0 . Question Number two, if Yuuki ended up with like shigure (sorry but that's anothe pod pilar pairing) or Yuuki who would you have married? Is there any other girl you like? Also my mom told me to invite you to dinner tomorrow night. I'm make riceballs and leek soup -snicker snicker-

Kyo replies: Thanks! It's pretty dang cool seeing how many people actually want to talk to me! You ... you have good taste. I agree with you, Yuki is WAAAAAAAY too girly. I saw him walking around with a strawberry hair towel O.O ...

WOAH I LIKE YOUR LANGUAGE!
OH MY GOD WHY DO PEOPLE ASK THIS ALL THE TIME...

Me: Probably because they want to piss you off. Anywho, that's the only reason why I'D keep asking you those questions *evil grin*

Kyo: They're like leeks to me! DESTROY! But I'm sure you can tell AesirSecrets the name or whatever the fiction was and she'll leave me alone for a second and go all Miss DroolFace while reading it.

Me: *nods vigorously* That story sounds fun!

Kyo: That's weird... I never heard of Yuki being with Shigure... oh well, Shigure is a pervert, so I wouldn't really be surprised!

Wait, what?

Do you mean if I ended up with Yuki or Shigure?! That's the STUPIDEST thing I ever heard!

NO I don't like anyone else!

*shudder* NO I'M GOOD, I'LL PASS. Here. Have an ass on a cone instead. 3

Wait, that is an ass on a cone, right?

AesirSecrets, if you told me the wrong thing, I SWEAR.

Me: *cackles to no end*


Saki writes:

Why are your waves so funny...? I sense cat energy...could you be a cat?

Kyo replies: Uh... uh... no, uh... cats just... really love me. Yeah, they're like... they're just really attracted to my... kind caring freaking amazing attitude.

Me: *SNORT*


IF ANY OF YOU GOT THE LITTLE MERMAID 2 REFERENCE, Kyo will personally write you a song. He will post it as a chapter or send you a PM, just specify which!

GOD This copying and pasting killed me.

Kyo: Sucks for you. You decided to do this, now deal with it.

Me: Hey, did y'all notice Kyo get all serious when Mommy Hanajima talked about Toooooohruuuuu? ;) ;) ;)

Kyo: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Me: OMG I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YUKI ROMANCE FANFICTIONS...

Kyo:...

Me: oops...