Oh ho, hello there. Jiminy here. Jiminy Cricket. I noticed that you recently had a, well let us say a brief encounter with a somewhat undesirable element. Well, I am here to let you know that not all of us are like that...cat. Many of us are, in fact, fine, upstanding citizens who work for the betterment of society. I also further advice you to keep away from the Cheshire Cat. I mean, look at how he advises an innocent little girl! He is nothing more than a reprobate and a cad and will be a bad influence if you don't take care.

Ah, is that really a nice thing to say, cricket?
Oh deal. Greetings, Cheshire.

A lovely morning is it not. I'm of two minds about you, though.

Oh?
Part of me wants to smash you, and part of me want to eat you.

And all of me wants to get away from you!

Oh dear, he got away. Well, I would stay and rebut everything that insufferable goody-good shoes would say, but he is mostly right. I am, well, a free spirit. But nobody can say I am boring. Hee, hee. Good day.